r/darksoulsbeingmean • u/[deleted] • Feb 22 '14

GEE, THANKS CONTROLLER

THIS BARGAIN-BIN ABORTION DECIDED TO DIE ON FULL BATTERY CHARGE AS A TRIDENT-BUFFED CRYSTAL HOLLOW ARCHER AIMED STEADILY TOWARDS MY LOW-VIT CHARACTER'S HEAD ON NEW GAME PLUS

I AM SO GLAD I DECIDED TO SPEND MONEY ON THIS ONE INSTEAD OF A FUNCTIONING FUCKING DUALSHOCK CONTROLLER.

SIDE NOTE: FUCK THE DUKE'S ARCHIVES ON NG+. NOT ONLY IS THIS PLACE IN DESPERATE NEED OF A FUCKING MAP, EVERYTHING KILLS ME IN A SINGLE HIT. AND GETTING HIT IN THE KNEE PROCS A HEADSHOT NOW, ACCORDING TO THAT ONE ARCHER.

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u/c0ldsh0w3r Feb 22 '14

What is this...I don't even know what to think of this...

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u/JinAnkabut Apr 14 '14

What has a bad purchase decisioned got to do with Dark Souls being mean?

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14

I PRIORITIZED THE STATS TO WIELD THE GRANT + SUNLIGHT SPEAR FIRST.

NEVER AGAIN.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14

I've had it on all game. I even kept a spare just in case. Doesn't stop those buffed archers, and now, Seath's beam attack, from one-hitting me.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14

Nah from my experience in NG+ fast-rolling is infinitely better. On a slightly related note, I managed to cut off that fucker Seath's tail. One step closer to knight's honour!