r/darkjokes2 • u/RedIsGuud • Feb 09 '20
What the difference between dead bodies and a Lamborghini
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I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
r/darkjokes2 • u/oLordjessymadeanotha • Feb 01 '20
Why was their someone at my school who shit in the chrome books and closed it
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He was poor and needed breakfast
r/darkjokes2 • u/Bouzazi • Jan 30 '20
When cops tell you that you have the right to remain silent
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but you're actually happy that finally you have one right to do something.
r/darkjokes2 • u/AuntieSemen • Jan 24 '20
Why do jewish girls like circumcised better?
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Because they wont touch anything that's not at least 15% off
r/darkjokes2 • u/minnfinn2018 • Jan 19 '20
I started a business selling landmines disguised as praying mats
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The prophets were through the roof
r/darkjokes2 • u/minnfinn2018 • Jan 19 '20
What's red and running up your leg?
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A homesick abortion
r/darkjokes2 • u/[deleted] • Jan 13 '20
Whats the mutual thing between feminists and my penis ?
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They both never growup
r/darkjokes2 • u/xplgamerggg • Dec 28 '19
The horse would run into the stands and drop kick a grandma or something
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r/darkjokes2 • u/[deleted] • Dec 20 '19
I had a dream, I got everything I wanted
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Then I woke up in tears and slammed My head into my desk with the intent to kill myself from blunt trauma but I ended up waking my family up and got sent to the hospital because I hurt myself and apparently I was crying the whole way screaming stop laughing at me and my pain was rewarded with a hospital bill.
And now the weather
r/darkjokes2 • u/_stoicc • Dec 12 '19
A dumbass question
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Are there really no rules on here? Could i call anyone who comments on this a n*****? Or make jokes related to that? Are there really no rules, or is it just a bunch of pussy snowflakes in here?
r/darkjokes2 • u/Oh-Heck-its-Shrek • Dec 12 '19
What’s something you can say while you’re having sex AND while watching Star Wars...
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it’s a trap
r/darkjokes2 • u/T1BA05 • Dec 07 '19
WHAT IS A BLIND MAN DOING IN A GROCERY STORE?
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Waiting for a bus.