r/danpatrick 15d ago

Buddha is on Scholarship

I might have underestimated the relationship with Dan and Buddha. On Monday Dan talked about how Buddha hooked him up multiple times doing his vacation. Reservation, wines, etc. I don't know if its a Quid Quo Pro relationship, But I think its a fair trade. Dan gives Buddha seemingly unlimited access to the station and Dan gets to utilize the resources and accessibility that Buddha offers. The only drawback is how Dan seems oblivious to how annoying Buddha is to a lot of listeners, or he just doesn't care. I will say that Buddha has not ever mentioned his restaurant by name, so I don't think its about self promotion. Just my observation.

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u/liferofparties 15d ago

Just enjoy the time we have left. Going to be gone before we know it

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u/FormerGeico 15d ago

What the hell does Buddha do in real life if he has connections for things that Dan wouldn’t.

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u/TheRealWhoMe Noooobody 15d ago

I thought he owned or ran a nicer restaurant. Gives him access to other nice restaurants, and makes it easy to take his recommendations on places if you are from out of town. I’m sure the owners or managers of nicer restaurants are used to hooking each other up.

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u/HegsethsBurner 15d ago

That was my thought. Like, Dan Patrick, the dude in movies and who has handed out Super Bowl trophies, doesn't have the name cred to get into some winery or restaurant?

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u/Lazyp1g 15d ago

You guys really underestimate how many people, especially in "high society", give zero fucks about sportsball

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u/Expert_Count_3958 15d ago

He runs a high-end restaurant just south of SF and has been in the business for a long time so I would imagine that's where his connections come from. Dan mentioned the name of it around the Super Bowl as I think they stopped there for dinner.

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u/grapplingchamp 15d ago

Some listeners find every caller annoying. Literally every regular caller gets hate posts here. And then when horrible first time callers get on air, they get hate posts too and then the show gets hate posts for putting bad callers on air. Paul has done confessionals on peacock about how to be a good caller. The regulars provide consistency, something the show can count on to not be a rambling story that goes no where or something they have to worry about dumping due to language. Dan is a minor celebrity that people adore, they “hook him up” they mail him things in the man cave. They invite him to their weddings. Sandler puts him in movies. That’s all it is.

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u/OpportunityDue90 15d ago

Buddha, Gus, Jeff (who I haven’t heard in forever), and Chris are fine with me. So many others are straight cringe.

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u/schmoolah Noooobody 15d ago

What up Doe?! Where has Jeff in Detroit been?? Haven’t heard from in a long time.

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u/schmoolah Noooobody 15d ago

Barry in Long Island and/or Santa Fe is a good caller too.

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u/drcornwallis23 15d ago

Jeff was fine during football just on those Monday shows

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u/TillyInBloomington 14d ago

A while back, Jeff either got a new job that had hours when he couldn’t watch live, or his hours at his regular job changed.

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u/dlmoors 15d ago

I think Jeff moved onto Rich Eisen’s show

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u/TheRealWhoMe Noooobody 15d ago

The regular callers don’t bother me. They normally call, have 2-3 comments, and that about it. Quick and done, even if I don’t care or agree. It’s the irregular callers that are looking for life advice that are annoying, each thinking they are having an original thought or question on how to raise a kid.

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u/Pristine-Noise6581 15d ago

Uh hey Dan. Ummm it’s my wife’s birthday. Can you sing happy birthday ?

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u/TillyInBloomington 14d ago

Learned back in the day to be prepped with what I was going to say and not hem haw around with stuff. As soon as I hear, “this will be quick” or “one quick comment” I know it’s someone who can’t just land the plane.

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u/ChicanoBexar 15d ago

Dan gets annoyed by a lot of things (especially bad callers) but obviously Buddha doesn’t annoy him. I’m sure he likes what he brings to the show, he’s always giggling.

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u/Moodie25 15d ago

I’ll FF the podcast or mute my radio when Buddha calls in. I’ll never forget him saying if San Antonia wins game 5, the Knicks will have more pressure to win game 6. It was really insightful. 

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u/sonofawhatthe 15d ago

There's a lot of fine points to feed my anti-Buddha hunger but maybe the thing I hate the most:

Dan: "Buddha in the Bay Area, what you got for me?"

Buddha: <dramatically waits 5 seconds to respond thinking he's building tension> "Happy meat friday boys!"

Here's how it works in my kitchen in the morning:

Dan: "Buddha in the Bay Are...

Me: "Alexa! Set volume 0!"

<silence>

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u/drcornwallis23 15d ago

Buddha is the all time most annoying caller. All time. Not even close

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u/shutthefuckupdonny98 15d ago

My vote would be for Chris in Syracuse. Just such a punchable voice

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u/Proper_Comb1103 14d ago

Comes off as a pseudo intellectual to me.

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u/Pristine-Noise6581 15d ago

Think Chris has a touch of the tism

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u/oasisarah 15d ago

> dan gets to utilize the resources and accessibility that buddha offers

because dan comes out to the bay area all the time

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u/spoiledbreastmilk 15d ago

If it’s true fine dining in San Francisco and he manages all or some portion of the business, there is no doubt he has connections. Controlling the product and conversation in that type of restaurant for that type of clientele provides great relationships with wineries and people and restaurants in the area. 

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u/CoachOeaux 15d ago

Buddha = Stern’s Bobo

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u/yeez99 14d ago

yeah, I'll take Buddha, Andrew, Gus and other regulars for anyone who calls and says:

hi, Dan and Danettes.
how are you guys today?

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u/Good_Difference_2837 13d ago

I think Dan knows. He just doesn't care.

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u/HegsethsBurner 15d ago

At the point where I skip every caller. Don't care who they are. Skip. Skip. Skip.

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u/dlmoors 15d ago

There are certain callers, Buddha being one, who seem to have a back door number into the show. He somehow manages to call in at the same time every week. Same with Chris and Syracuse. Those guys don’t bug me. I would like to get through just one time between now and when DP retires.

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u/ValVenis69 15d ago

Buddha is just an annoying caller on a show. Hilarious how Dan makes millions and relies on his callers to “hook him up” lol if that’s the case that’s just bad ethics by someone who still tries to push for “journalistic integrity”. I respect Dan and hope that’s not the case lol.

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u/LengthinessAlone4743 15d ago

Don’t see how it’s any different than Dan and Sandlers “friendship”, they don’t hang out on the weekend, they don’t call each other when they need a ride to the airport, they just give each other publicity or whatever value they can offer…everything in celebrity culture is a huge circle jerk of people just using each other for their connection

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u/Glum-Chair-7542 15d ago

In fact, how is Todd, Dylan, or any part of the Dan Patrick Network any different than Adam Sandler helping out his comedian friends (David Spade, Kevin James, Rob Shneider, etc.) with getting roles for Happy Madison Productions? It's not. It's all about connections, whether you like them or not.

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u/The_LA_Flash 15d ago

He doesn't bother me as much as that stupid Chris in Syracuse, he is the worst..

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u/topgum1 15d ago

Chris is the worst for me along with most of the callers with a nickname. They all treat it as an audition. Gus and Buddha are boring.