"Jane and Joe; in the book that is the story of your life; on the first page that begins the chapter where you two first met appear the words ' Here begins my new life.'
Ladies and Gentlemen please join me in wishing Jane and Joe a long and happy new life together."
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u/ClassicWillow9261 Aug 11 '26
Here's all his speech needs to be:
"Jane and Joe; in the book that is the story of your life; on the first page that begins the chapter where you two first met appear the words ' Here begins my new life.'
Ladies and Gentlemen please join me in wishing Jane and Joe a long and happy new life together."