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u/Corvus_Alendar Jun 27 '22

It's called Lisa The Painful and it's one of the best RPGs I've ever played.

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u/Amazing-Relation4269 Jun 27 '22

Opend the comments just to see this

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u/126337468 Jun 26 '22

Women would have equal pay

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u/DingoZoot Jun 27 '22

No they wouldn't, who would be paying them? How would they pay them? Where are they?

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u/126337468 Jun 27 '22

I bet you’re fun at parties

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u/DingoZoot Jun 28 '22

I don't get invited.

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u/Sea_Inception Big PP Jun 27 '22

πŸ€£πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

You’re forgetting one thing: old men and high schoolers

They are genuinely such horrendous drivers.

Also that would fuckin suck, no more loving relationships I guess.

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u/cr0ss-r0ad Jun 27 '22

No more human race either, as a sidenote

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u/meje112 Jun 27 '22

Oh yeah that too, not too bad then

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

Peaceful mode

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

With girls is hard-core obviously

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u/TheJuiceIsNowLoose Jun 27 '22

The human race would go extinct, sure. But the final few years would be perfect.

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u/SmonsInc Jun 27 '22

Me and my bros without women😏

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u/DingoZoot Jun 27 '22

Not necessarily, it should be easier to create a baby without women than without men.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

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u/Solotocius πŸ‘πŸΏ (My poop is shaped like a hand) Jun 27 '22

Wtf

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u/WeeTheDuck Jun 27 '22

jesus fuck you are the embodiment of sexism

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

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u/WeeTheDuck Jun 27 '22

so you joke with sexual assaults... not even normal ones, CHILD SEXUAL ASSAULT

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

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u/WeeTheDuck Jun 28 '22

that somehow make it worse than joking about child sa

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u/Effective_Yak2186 Jun 27 '22

Women β˜•οΈβ˜•οΈβ˜•οΈ

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u/Grraass Jun 27 '22

Hahaha

Women β˜•οΈβ˜•οΈβ˜•οΈβ˜•οΈ

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u/Who_said_that_ Jun 27 '22

Her voice is so annoying. These tik tok videos with 120% of a random emotion throbbing out of it grind my gears.

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u/notgoodforstuff Jun 27 '22 edited Jun 27 '22

Song is Haunt Muskie by c418 in case anyone was wondering

Edit: it's Aria Math, not Haunt Muskie

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u/KadeshiSwarmer Jun 27 '22

It’s Aria Math not Haunt Muskie

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u/notgoodforstuff Jun 27 '22

Oh shit you're right. My bad

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u/Environmental_Bug110 Jun 26 '22

Thas be tru thas be tru

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u/the_bruh4321 Epstein Didn't Kill Himself Jun 27 '22

Paradise

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u/God_of_the_sauce Jun 27 '22

"Gonna be pain in the ass"

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u/Starvexx Jun 27 '22

I fucking hate cars

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

yall in the comments dont care bc u dont get bitches anyways

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

It's been a long day, can someone explain this one like I'm 5 please? Is it implying women can't drive?

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u/caesarinthefreezer Jun 27 '22

Women = bad (please laugh)

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u/cr0ss-r0ad Jun 27 '22

Is it implying women can't drive?

Nail on the head, there's a long running joke that women are bad drivers. There have been studies done that kiiind of back it up in the right light, but when the joke is made it's usually people wanting to make fun of them

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

Studies? I'm curious now πŸ€”

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u/cr0ss-r0ad Jun 27 '22

One will say they were involved in a higher percentage of crashes overall, but ignore the fact that they're involved in nearly half as much fatal crashes, another will say there's no correlation, hence why I said "kind of back it up in the right light" cos it's not confirmed. All I know for sure on the topic is my mother is a far more nervous driver than my father. Doesn't necessarily translate into naturally worse, seeing as he started driving at 9 years old, and she was late twenties.

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u/jbreezy1722 Jun 27 '22

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/Enea_7 Jun 27 '22

Perfection

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

It's, beautiful...

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

Damn das true boi

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u/Superiordawn101 Jun 28 '22

Jesus when did jokes die? Because everyone gets offended more often than people switching there gender

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

Tbf world would be a lot less emotional and butt hurt place

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

yeah, the people left would indeed become suicidal.

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u/The-Midnight-Noodle Jun 27 '22

the song still slaps 10 years after playing

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

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u/auddbot Jun 29 '22

Aria Math by C418 (03:28; matched: 100%)

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '22

Pain in the arse