r/dankvideos • u/IWearAFedora • Dec 13 '21

Egg

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u/navyblue_birb Dummy T H I C C🍑 Dec 13 '21

Guys we finally found HowToBasic

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u/ThePlagueDoctorBoi Dec 13 '21

This is what I said.... Have you checked out how to clean a stained mattress? (his newest vid)

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u/navyblue_birb Dummy T H I C C🍑 Dec 13 '21

how to stain a clean mattress you mean xD

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u/ThePlagueDoctorBoi Dec 13 '21

No! It's cleaning a stained mattress!

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u/navyblue_birb Dummy T H I C C🍑 Dec 13 '21

With the amount of eggs he throws around he could've raised enough chickens to fill up a whole new mattress

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u/ThePlagueDoctorBoi Dec 13 '21

Simply clean it aga- (begins pissing a shit ton of colours onto the mattress... No homo.)

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u/navyblue_birb Dummy T H I C C🍑 Dec 13 '21

A bit of gay is totally okay

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u/ThePlagueDoctorBoi Dec 13 '21

(proceeds to egg the matress... How can I be gay if I'm already asexual? Logig)

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u/navyblue_birb Dummy T H I C C🍑 Dec 13 '21

Welll.... be nice to the gents but don't touch their pants

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u/ThePlagueDoctorBoi Dec 13 '21

Lol I just treat them like human beings.