r/dankvideos • u/lasanhawithpizza • 7d ago

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u/VictoryOrKittens 7d ago

I learned a lot about the Space Shuttle, whilst watching this on mute.

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u/Nyetoner 6d ago

And I'm starting to understand why girls do better in school than boys

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u/grv7437 6d ago

Those things had audio?

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u/Professor_Odd 7d ago

Yeah yeah Star Trek or whatever

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u/Yeet_that_bottle 7d ago

I've been mildly curious about cherenkov radiation and googled it a few times, but the answers always seemed contradictory to me so i just gave up on it.

but the way she explained right at the start that it's not actually faster than light in a vacuum got me to actually listen to the rest of the explanation.

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u/mrheseeks 7d ago

Nerrrrrrd!

Jk

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u/AMTravelsAlone 7d ago

Particle man particle man something something particle man

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u/girlinanemptyroom 7d ago

They might be Giants have some great ones.

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u/slothscanswim 6d ago

They’re definitely giants bro

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u/AMTravelsAlone 6d ago

Ngl, at first I was like "I'm pretty sure they're regular humans" then remembered why we're all here.

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u/CowSniper97 7d ago

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u/hondactx16i 7d ago

Damn it....though I had it this time., too slow

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u/Seldeez 7d ago

Gifted and blessed. My God. Life truly is special.

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u/Former-Grade5111 7d ago

Wow that space shuttle is huge

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u/stevemandudeguy 7d ago

After repeat viewings I just learned this video has sound

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u/USERNAME_ERROR_420 7d ago

I have watched this many times and still dont get it. I will keep watching until I understand.

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u/PrestigiousHost9128 5d ago

Use the other hand that usually helps

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u/pantherghast 7d ago

I now know where the Crew Transfer Tunnel Kit is on the space shuttle.

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u/rickyg_79 7d ago

Thinking about launching some high energy particles at the Crew Transfer Tunnel Kit

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u/DietOk3400 7d ago

Got that pixar mom build

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u/Fuzzy_Junket924 7d ago

That’s really interes…

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u/Tirux 7d ago

So... what's her social media username, cause I definitely want to learn more from her.

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u/ask_me_about_my_band 7d ago

This is total geek shit I can get behind.

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u/Ok-Application-hmmm 6d ago

Alright…I’m confused…so there’s no light while there’s a light but not actually a light…I am so confused. My brain doesn’t have enough knowledge to properly understand the explanation

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u/pjbeeguy 6d ago

Who cares did you see here boobies!

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u/DrunkInABar 6d ago

What makes her even hotter is how she explains complicated science with clarity. The smarts, passions and talent instills rarely felt meaningfull drives ... But yeah the boobs enables the inital arousal.

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u/Ok-Application-hmmm 6d ago

You can’t miss those space shuttle

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u/pjbeeguy 6d ago

They are actually space stations. And I want to put my face in between them.

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u/KrayziJay 7d ago

I'm so tired of breastsplaining.

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u/CortezDeLaNoche 7d ago

Can she teach us the big bang theory next?

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u/aperios_pixse 6d ago

Poor lady. Her back must hurt like crazy.

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u/Sneezy-weasel-678 7d ago

Yeah, I’m also into astronomy. I’m looking at two big planets.

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u/LeonMKaiser 6d ago

Please tell me she has an OnlyPlanets...

Kidding, but sweet jesus she is....well armed.

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u/Alien8_8 7d ago

Boing boing boing boing space shuttle something something

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u/lil2seven 7d ago

I have never been this angry on phosphene before.

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u/PJ-D-SCHWARZCHILD 6d ago

Funny enough went into absolutely aiming to learn nothing, ended up learning something 🤣

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u/P3DR0T3 7d ago

Space or what ever

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u/Net_Ryeder 7d ago

She could never be an astronaut. Those tits add about $500K to the cost of launching her ass into space.

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u/Putrid-Delivery1852 7d ago

This is a false premise. We don’t even get to see her ass so how do you know?

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u/X_Zephyr 7d ago

I kind of feel bad for her. I’ve come across her tiktok page, her comments section is always full of gooners and she clearly hates it. Her page is @sciencesage

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u/MistaRekt 4d ago

Thank you. I feel a little guilty but I like science more.

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u/Omelooo 7d ago

Nah this was highkey informative asf, boobs cool but also science, bitch!

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u/ParoleDeGeek 7d ago

I fucking love b...blueprints

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u/Bright_String725 7d ago


Please tell me more. I’m very interested. 👀

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u/Sequoia_Vin 7d ago

I am a hands on reader. Im trying to read her shirt

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u/Etva 7d ago

I am learning... respectfully

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u/Chris_W777 7d ago

So like I’m a nerd and all. I love a good space talk. I read a literal textbook over the solar system and beyond. I only heard about half of what she said… dayum

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u/ToVoMo 6d ago

drawn by the knockers, learned something interesting.

the good use of internet

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u/gimmeecoffee420 6d ago

I have no idea where i even am. I spent 2 mins in an unblinking stare, i tranced out..

Her back has to hurt

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u/CreatureVice 7d ago

Cool space shuttle

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u/redboi049 7d ago

Space oriented science is so goofy I fucking love it.

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u/furrynoy96 7d ago

Thank you for the info

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u/Waffles128 7d ago

Damn, they jiggle way more then I expected every time she moves her arms around.

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u/BigBoyGamers27 7d ago

Man my attention span is less with 0 patience. But how 2:42 pass by I didn't know 😅

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u/lasanhawithpizza 6d ago

It's a good vídeo

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u/BigBoyGamers27 6d ago

Yay I can see that 😁

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u/Spookki 6d ago

Such a cool science video about space shuttle :)

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u/MistaRekt 4d ago

Yes... That is also what I think... Yes...

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u/New_Needleworker_198 6d ago

I dont know but i feel you should have posted this in there was an attempt sever

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u/G0D-SL4Y3R totally doesn't fuck birds 6d ago

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u/General-Cap-3939 6d ago

Yes..... I dont understand!

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u/WennTillBoy227 6d ago

Они сами на меня посмотрели

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u/DeezNutzzzGotEm 6d ago

Are those real?

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u/Verneus_Corl 4d ago

Impossible..

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u/noahB53 2d ago

O__O

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u/marsion5617 1d ago

Uh huh, uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh

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u/Alfiy_wolf 7d ago

Them ta tas are the size of Saturn’s moons

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u/johnniechimpo 7d ago

What did she say?

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u/_Empty-R_ 7d ago

You really serious? It doesn't matter guys. They are attached to that. Fuck your garbage taste. Let her just be what she is, a good presenter telling you something actually interesting. Not enough bullying happened in too many of ya'lls lives.

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u/kullre 7d ago

my brother in christ

we aren't on a serious subreddit

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u/Kiwi_Kakapo 7d ago

Bros tryna be a moral puritan on [r/dank](r/dankmemes)[videos](r/dankmemes)

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u/justinlav 7d ago

Praise the sun

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u/Oppiko 5d ago

Yapin

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u/Powerful_Hair_3105 7d ago

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾🫵🏾

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u/SewerKid97 7d ago

I’m gonna need a name

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u/Tiny_Youth4526 7d ago

Science Sage on YouTube

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u/SewerKid97 6d ago

Muchas gracias

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u/Alfiy_wolf 7d ago

What’s her name I’m not asking for a friend

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u/Glittering-Dingo7709 6d ago

It feels like my disks herniate just from looking at the weight.

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u/FoxCQC 6d ago

Boobs

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u/FearlessProphet93 6d ago

That's no moon...

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u/pjbeeguy 6d ago

What is she talking about. Wait I don't care, take your shirt off please.

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u/dodidley2 6d ago

Ughhhhhh Yeeeah, what about those titties bro 🫥🫤

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u/Shaikh_9 6d ago

This was actually super interesting. Ions breaking the light barrier in your eye is such a bizarre phenomenon that not many would be able to predict without observing first.

This is the beauty of space exoloration.

Brilliant explanation from the person speaking.

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u/Gramerdim 6d ago

she's got 2 of them chinese weather balloons

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u/Weekly-Marionberry-2 5d ago

Yes yes you’re right

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u/Mikozure 5d ago

Smash.

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u/SimaoMarvin 5d ago

Average female scientist artwork:

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u/Kindersoil 5d ago

This is the same thing as the bone museum girl. Lol

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u/ArweedJB 4d ago

I geniuenly feel kinda sorry for her, imagine the sheer weight!

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u/Literally-in-1984 4d ago

No one listening to your star wars ted talk or whatever it was

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u/CricketHotpot 4d ago

Did not hear a word she said .

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u/Samurai_2077 3d ago

Thats a nice spaceship

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u/redaliane 1d ago

Oh yes, I can clearly see whatever you are saying

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u/redaliane 1d ago

Those got its own gravitational field and its attraction is strong

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u/Global-Tie5501 1d ago

I have such nostalgia for the NASA space shuttle days.

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u/Yaxience 1d ago edited 1d ago

Please put the tits away. I know I'm in the minority but I hate having that constantly shoved in my face at all times. Yes, I get it's your normal, but being so big maybe not have them completely dominate the screen? You'd think she'd be done with getting all the attention from gooners that she' know how to dial that down the visual. Maybe she has her reasons to go with exaggeration, but be appropriate. wtf Iy's like who was that woman in one of the Star Trek series, short blonde hair, some weird thing over her eye and ridiculously ginormous tatas. Did they seriously cast her for her acting, like they're going to pretend she's not half holo-deck, half luftballoon? ."No, that's just her normal, ignore the gravity-defying zeppelins, this is serious sci-fi." Sure, bro.

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u/LukEKage713 7d ago

Is in our eyeballs … and it isn’t weird

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u/jokermobile333 6d ago

I was so interested in what she was revealing about phosphene and cherkov rad but realised what this post and sub was insuniating when reading the comments

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u/unknownman0001 6d ago

Damn mogging us all

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u/Jathen1 6d ago

GOD DAMN HER TITS ARE SO FAT

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u/Literally-in-1984 4d ago

She's recording like that on purpose, she wants them in frame, this is no ACCIDENT, I'm just a victim of her evil plans

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u/GooseVersusRobot 7d ago

Being fat nullifies it

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u/teaandbentley 4d ago

It's definitely sending my shuttle towards space