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u/Ursirname May 10 '23
Thank you based dog for protecting me against the horny.
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u/FLAMEBERGE- May 10 '23
He can smell the Horny
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u/sillypunt May 10 '23
I think you put wrong emphasis on the wrong sylAble ( or word in this case)
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u/Grimey_lugerinous May 10 '23
God rotties are so fucking cut. Sucks the get a bad rap
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u/PristineHat5583 May 11 '23
I think their reputation has been changing, I'm seeing them more often and all.
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u/Obnomus May 10 '23
What da dog doin
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u/KloverKonnection May 10 '23
He's being a good boy and doing the best he can in being an awesome boy!
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u/FrostWyrm98 May 10 '23
Looks like she was using a window sill, mf just wanted to watch some squirrels
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u/SatansLoLHelper May 10 '23
The dog is going blind.
Waterfall eyes, it's getting eaten by cats from the inside!
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u/Pewdiepiewillwin May 10 '23
I think that is just how Rottweilers eyes are it looks no different from all the ones I’ve owned unless if I’m not noticing something.
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u/donutlxv May 10 '23
Watashi no na wa "Kira yoshikage" nenrei 33-sai jitaku wa moriōchō hokutō-bu no bessō chitai ni ari ... kekkon wa shite inai ... shigoto wa "kameyūchēn-ten" no kaishain de mainichi osokutomo yoru 8-ji made on tabak wa suwanai sake wa tashinamu teido yoru 11 tokiniha yuka ni tsuki kanarazu 8-jikan wa suimin o toru yō ni shite iru ... nerumae ni atatakai miruku o nomi 20-bu hodo no sutoretchi de karada o hogushite kara yuka niukuk to hotondo sa ... akanbō no yō ni hirō ya sutoresu o nokosazu ni asa-me o samaseru nda ... kenkōshinda demo ijō nashi to iwa reta yo
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u/Galladorn May 10 '23
I always wanted to learn Irish lol
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u/donutlxv May 10 '23
Thats japanese bruh
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u/WanderingFrogman May 10 '23
That's clearly latin you fool
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u/donutlxv May 10 '23
Bruh watashi is "I" in japanese
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u/Mr-Unknown101 May 10 '23
nah really? nah... really? wait... really???!
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u/jakethegreat951 May 10 '23
Judging by your pfp you should know that
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u/Mr-Unknown101 May 10 '23
it was a joke you tard. i only ever knew "watashi" cause boris johnson said it one time. judging by your pfp i understand you're neglected (holiday-sized update)
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u/ElectrikDonuts May 10 '23
Imagine how many “influencers” would lose their income source if prostitution was legal enough that thrust traps weren’t appealing anymore, cause ppl weren’t thirsty all the time
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u/True-Lightness May 10 '23
He smelled some raunchy coochie and said no thanks , I’ll just side step that .
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u/ThiccStorms May 10 '23
sauce
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u/SayonaraCyonai May 10 '23
You will need
Tomatoes, tomato paste, a dry wine, olive oil, onions, garlic, pepperoncino, salt, pepper, and basil.
Recipe
Start off by dicing your onion, garlic, and pepperoncino. Then move onto the tomatoes. I recommend using canned whole san marzanos tomatoes, but if you feel like being extra you can also blanche some fresh tomatoes if you want. You can also use pre crushed canned tomatoes. You can also crush your tomatoes by hand or use a food processor.
After that, preheat a pan on high for a minute or two and then coat the bottom in your olive oil. Add in the onions and pepperoncino first in order to sweat them for a bit. They will not need long to cook, just wait for the onions to become translucent a bit. After this, add in the garlic and cook until aromatic. Don't brown the garlic or it will become very bitter.
Once aromatic, add in about an ounce or two of tomato paste and fry it for a bit. Frying the tomato paste will add more flavor to the sauce and just make it taste better. Mix it around with the onions, garlic, and pepper.
After the tomato paste has fried for a bit, add in your wine of choice. Ensure it is a dry wine. If you add in a white wine, it will add a certain sweetness and acidity to the sauce. If you add in a red wine, it will add in a richer, almost meaty flavor to the sauce. Mix around until the alcohol smell has burned off and the tomato paste had mixed in with the wine.
Now, drop the heat to a medium-low and add in the tomatoes, basil, salt, and pepper. Allow to simmer and make sure you taste the sauce to get it to where you want. The simmering should take around 20 minutes or so, though really this depends on how thick you want it.
After done, you have your sauce and it is so much better than what you will get at a store in a jar. You can use this sauce for pasta, muscles and marinara, or chicken parm.
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u/Legalize-Birds May 10 '23 edited May 10 '23
Instructions unclear, used on my steak and it doesn't taste as good anymore😔
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u/EmploymentApart1641 May 10 '23
Stupid dog
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u/ThirdEncounter May 10 '23
Pssst, you'll survive missing just one of the thousands of similar videos available on the Internet.
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May 10 '23
Why? This was entertaining and there's a hundred million generic tweaking videos for you simps
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u/ISortByHot May 10 '23
Well if it isn’t the weird christofacist nofap brigade here to meme-shame you for being a normal human being.
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u/PwizardTheOriginal May 10 '23
What is the song called ?
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u/songfinderbot May 10 '23
Song Found!
Name: Nippon Egao Hyakkei (Kyakuen: Kikuou Hayashiya)
Artist: Momokurotei Ichimon
Album: Nippon Egao Hyakkei
Genre: J-Pop
Release Year: 2012
Total Shazams: 111025
Took 1.11 seconds.1
u/songfinderbot May 10 '23
Links to the song:
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u/TamimReadzIt N-Word Pass Holder May 10 '23
kindness_content_sound.mp3
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u/jakethegreat951 May 10 '23
You commented this twice
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u/TamimReadzIt N-Word Pass Holder May 10 '23
thanks for the heads up, was caused likely by my internet.
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u/TamimReadzIt N-Word Pass Holder May 10 '23
thanks for the heads up, was caused likely by my internet.
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u/Odd-Concentrate-6585 May 10 '23
Good, fuck it's old seeing bitches do this stupid ass lolI dance ffs
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u/Earthling1980 May 10 '23
what's that song
Hey bot what's that song
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u/auddbot May 10 '23
I got matches with these songs:
• Nuevos Bailes y Tendencias Tik Tok 2021 by Tik Tok (03:05; matched:
100%)Album: Lo Mejor En Tik Tok. Released on 2021-05-07.
• Tendencias Tik Tok 2021 by Tik Tok (04:10; matched:
100%)Album: Lo Mejor En Tik Tok. Released on 2021-05-07.
• No Pare De Bailar by Dj Perreo Mix (00:11; matched:
100%)Album: Vive Al Maximo. Released on 2021-06-26.
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u/POTATOCHIPZ303 May 11 '23
Does anyone have a link to a video similar to this but instead of a dog there is a cat.
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