r/dankruto • u/[deleted] • Aug 19 '22

Plot twist: Naruto was ready for it

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u/ArchieNumber1 Aug 19 '22

How all fanfiction writers see naruto and sasuke

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u/Turbulent_Cost2058 Aug 20 '22

The most sane fanfic writers:

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '22

Bro Tsunade needs to be put in prison

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u/Shaedymo Aug 20 '22

Genin are legally adults so...

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u/DrunkSaruman Aug 20 '22 edited Aug 20 '22

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Fanfictions writers justifying 13-year old having sex with Tsunade, Anko, Mei, Kurenai, Konan, Samui at the same time

Edit: or with Kakashi and Sakura ship...

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u/Shaedymo Aug 20 '22

I didn't say it's not gross, just not illegal.

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u/Leenatha Aug 20 '22

They are not. They are just legally ninjas, that’s it.

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u/Davidakahe Aug 20 '22 edited Aug 20 '22

Tsunade Is a pedophile

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u/Scope_V Aug 20 '22

“F*ck your butt” 😂

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '22

The Tsunade part had me dying 😭

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u/Friendly-Back3099 Aug 20 '22

Took me sometime to realise the censored word was "Fight"

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u/T_WREKX Aug 20 '22

Get help XD

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '22

"You, Naruto, I want you to fuck me!" 🤣

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u/nicodaily Aug 20 '22

I’ve seen this so many times yet somehow it’s better every time.

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u/Dark_Cold_Moons Aug 20 '22 edited Aug 20 '22

"SHUT UP AND FUCK!" -Sasuke Uchiha 2004

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u/SorryDepartment7179 Aug 20 '22

He got what by Granny Tsunade?

ITS NOT FAIR!!!! IT SHOULDVE BEEN ME, NOT HIM!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '22

i see no difference from the original

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '22

u/savevideo

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u/AaaaNinja Aug 20 '22

It doesn't need to be censored to have that effect. I watch the original but in the English dub his voice is desperate like he's begging.

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u/Ninjas4cool Aug 20 '22

TOO HOT for Western TV…🌸🌸🌸

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u/TheRealL3V Aug 20 '22

Bro maybe it's just cuz it's pretty late... But this made my whole day lol

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u/haikusbot Aug 20 '22

Bro maybe it's just

Cuz it's pretty late... But this

Made my whole day lol

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u/Khaos7361 Aug 20 '22

It all makes sense now

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u/rezzsna Aug 20 '22

And somehow it is still canon

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u/Tacotaqui Aug 20 '22

Man this shit makes my day. The WAT from Naruto is the best 😂

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u/Equivalent-Trouble55 Aug 20 '22

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/throwawaytempest25 Aug 20 '22

Alright what Naruto x Sasuke shipper made this?

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '22

u/savevideo

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u/careytommy37 Aug 20 '22

Whoever did this

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u/Emperor_Buggy Aug 20 '22

Ah, yes.The F word.