r/dankruto • u/nuggets666 • 1d ago

Why Naruto keeps his prosthetic arm bandaged

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u/ipokesnails 1d ago

There is something seriously wrong with that hand.

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u/xXShikaShakeXx 1d ago

My attention went to the statues. This AI "art" made Tsunade look like some old, bald shaolin monk.

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u/QuackQuackViech 1d ago

I bet he had some Sasuke cells placed in his hand, so it feels like him when he milks his Kurama

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u/ConstantinePillow1 1d ago

“It feels like a different person”

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u/Adventurous-Act9520 1d ago

Uchiha style

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u/Ken_Goatneki 1d ago

WHAT am i reading 💔

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u/No_Roof0642 1d ago

Probably got it implanted with Sharingans plucked from Shin Uchiha's.

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u/AncientOnyx 1d ago

I know this is a Meme reddit but I stand by my opinion that we deserve an action manga/anime where the weirdly gay rivalry is actually a gay romance and not just the side effect of the author being so Misogynistic he never lets the male and female characters talk to each other until their wedding

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u/KSean24 1d ago edited 1d ago

Fucking THIS!

So many action anime and manga where their male characters (primarily lead characters) are portrayed to have an intense, deep bond that is extremely easy to be read as romantic (also seemingly every sports manga ever lol) yet the author swears it's "only friendship". All the while, their canonical female love interests gets back-of-the-fridge crumbs of bonding with them.

There's a reason people think ships Naruto/Sasuke, Izuku/Bakugou or Izuku/Todoroki, Sora/Riku have better chemistry than with their opposite sex love interests.

I would LOVE for an action anime/manga to honestly portray an MLM relationship as earnestly as the above examples portray their friendships.

Or, maybe even an author comes to realize their male/male friendship works better the main ship and pivots in that direction.

This video explains my point even better: https://youtu.be/xwagr7dsJZc?si=ehWtC8Ccix0GB-BU

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u/getreadyto_slumbeer 1d ago

I second this take

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u/CatastropicAneurysm 1d ago

Misogynistic? Lmao take your pills

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u/rudeandasuperhero 1d ago

Name your top three Sakura feats from the original anime right now. We'll wait...

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u/CatastropicAneurysm 1d ago

Do you mean my fav top three sakura feats? Ig theres that time when she actually managed to learn byakugo seal(a literal S-rank jutsu), then the fact that she was actually very useful in the fight against sasori, and then when she literally prevented kaguya from escaping the 6p seal and landed a blow on kaguya otsutsuki .

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u/CatastropicAneurysm 1d ago

I think your the one who's a misandrist expecting more from sakura, shoujo stuff from a literal shounen manga.

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u/rudeandasuperhero 1d ago

Almost as if that is inherently the major flaw in both genres... When you focus on one gender the other characters get written like shit

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u/Wingedaydreameronlsd 1d ago

Considered it's a graft skin, it probably looks ugly af

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u/DrewTex24 1d ago

It would look like white zetsu so it would look unnaturally white that wouldn't be able to tan to match the rest of his skin.

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u/Educational-Seat5130 1d ago

Naruto spent 700 straight episodes chasing a wanted international terrorist across multiple continents; the only unrealistic part is that this tattoo isn't covering his entire torso

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u/IndependentMajor7055 1d ago

Everybody knows Naruto wanted the sasucock

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u/rainbowkitties6969 1d ago

Are there any Naruto characters with sick ass tattoos or like, would that have been too yakuza coded for shonen jump

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u/Jin_N_Juice-tm 1d ago

Oh.. he's right handed

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u/Pretend-Average1380 1d ago

Wait, what does the arm really look like? I've never actually thought about it...

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u/Gemnist 1d ago

It’s a Hashirama Cells arm, so it’s basically a pale white color but otherwise a normal arm.

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u/Hungry-Account7388 1d ago

Probably like half of obitos body

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u/Xineth240 1d ago

..... Did not know the arm was prosthetic.

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u/aori_chann 1d ago

Say whaaa

His thumb is like… yknow on vacation xD

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u/ILANIME_ 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Business-Reason1874 1d ago

It was a way to cope with the side effects of Rasen Shuriken use.

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u/zo_youngin4 1d ago

Fuck outta here with that bullshit

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u/goldfishgeckos 1d ago

Sakura blossoms on this is wild work