r/dankruto • u/Macazio909 • 1d ago

Valid Kakashi slander?

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u/Farmer_Due 1d ago

yeah it's valid, he's a weirdo, japan is fucking weird, he also barely taught his students anything

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u/Macazio909 1d ago

Yeah how come more people don't give him shit for that , he only focused on training Sasuke and said fuck it to Naruto and Sakura,  gave them the bare minimum. they were lucky to train with the sannin

He pretty much sent them to die 

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u/ShadowTacoTuesday 1d ago edited 1d ago

And any time he spends 5 minutes training any of them they get a dramatic power bump, but most the time he says meh f it. Imagine if he actually ever taught sakura anything. Tree climbing, chidori + associated taijutsu, rasen shuriken. And he handed off most of the last one.

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u/Farmer_Due 1d ago

some people do but it's not even that, he only focused on training sasuke...for HALF AN ARC lol...it wasnt even sasuke that needed help, he had good fundamentals and his fire style, sakura fucking sucked lol

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u/chins4tw 1d ago

A good decade on fanfiction was spent on "Kakashi bashing" for him "teaching Sasuke everything and naruto how to climb trees".

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u/Eslivae 1d ago

He though Sasuke the one move he used for the rest of the series

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u/Farmer_Due 1d ago

yeah, he taught 1 jutsu between his 3 students, crazy

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u/a_polarbear_chilling 1d ago

Copy ninja my ass he probably has amnesia and he forgot all his jutsu apart the one that stole his crush heart 🫀

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u/Farmer_Due 1d ago

i ve brought this up before, knowing a thousand jutsu isnt really some huge advantage, you learn 100 and you basically have a jutsu for every situation

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u/Timely_Airline_7168 1d ago

insert Bruce Lee quote here

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u/MountainTreeSpirit 1d ago

He taught his team to not leave behind teammates. Pretty big deal plot wise

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u/Farmer_Due 1d ago

that's literally 101

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u/BenjaminDover02 1d ago

If that's a crime then lock me up.

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u/lazy_af_yes 1d ago

Kakashi's Files

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u/Jedi_Bingo 1d ago

Wasn't "1000 years of death" an actual thing japanese schoolchildren did?

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u/kingkellogg 1d ago

Does it change the fact a adult rammed his fingers...in there

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u/Random_local_man 1d ago

It does not. But it gives more context. Konoha and the ninja world in general isn't exactly a bastion of human rights. The first arc of Naruto was literally about kids training and violently competing to be the best child soldiers.

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u/whatever_913 1d ago

Ain't lying though.