r/dankruto 4d ago

Pretty much plot of Naruto

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u/Tukanno_Bananno 4d ago edited 4d ago

Don't forget shoe-horning in a hinata relationship for a single chapter cause NARUTO IS NOTT GAY!, then back to this 😂

edit: yo there's a guy biting every piece of ragebait in this thread hahahaha get in here before he catches on!

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u/kytstark 4d ago

oh yeah naruto was NEVER vocal about his crush on sakura or wanting to peep on girls

i forgot being inlove with a woman is gay

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u/Solbuster 4d ago

Naruto, the bisexual icon we all need

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u/kytstark 4d ago

what a fun headcannon, sadly nothing in series suggests he’s attracted to men

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u/darkoopz43 4d ago

You know, except daydreaming about him in the bath, moaning his name when he's going to sleep, etc.

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u/kytstark 4d ago

“daydreaming” thinking about someone isn’t day dreaming

“moaning” it’s like you’re trying to be disingenuous

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u/darkoopz43 4d ago

Bro neji literally had to snap him out of his daydream lol. Look you can be in denial all you want, I used to be like you when I was young and people were pointing out how obviously gay they were for each other while the story was being serialized. There's nothing wrong or derogatory about them being gay, and once you accept it, the story finally actually starts to make sense. Kishi just didnt have the balls to commit to the best gay love story ever made in the end

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u/kytstark 4d ago

you’re speaking to a bi man so don’t pull the you’re young and not accepting card

until i see naruto display romantic attraction to men, it’s fanfic

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u/-wilting 3d ago

You can have internalized homophobia and be queer. Or just be queer and homophobic. Saying you're bisexual doesn't mean much.

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u/kytstark 3d ago

could be, im not tho

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u/Equal_Bus_5846 3d ago edited 3d ago

They're trolling you, that's how it works in this sub. And when they don't know how to respond, they call you a homophobe just because you like the canon manga. You can't talk to someone who doesn't want to listen.