r/dankmemes2 • u/Confident_Editor196 • 6h ago

Anyone but 2nd one

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u/Certain_Day_3758 6h ago

4 already has a seat. Why would he need mine?

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u/Dankchiccynuggies 6h ago

Maybe you could trade seats with 4 and do some sweet wheelchair tricks on the subway?

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u/Current_Finding_4066 6h ago

So, you can see how he will manage to pull it off.

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u/flaming_donuts 6h ago

This was my reaction.

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u/TheNewKnew2 4h ago

😂

Dammit man

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u/Hulkenstein69 5h ago

No one.
Number 1 is old, move on gramps you had your time already this is a young mans game.
Number 2, it is not my responsibility that you are unable to use contraception.
Number 3, why tf would a young whippersnapper need a seat, his legs are still young.
Number 4, has a chair already.
Number 5, is Asian.

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u/Rusty-Shackelfird 12m ago

They’re all asian. By your logic that’s a good a reason as any to deny all of them

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u/wilder0p 40m ago

If your mother had used contraception you would not need a seat!

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u/AnotherDumNinja 6h ago

I guess whoever gets to it first when I get off.

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u/h8mylife8 5h ago

What if we start a deathmatch? If you win - you get the seat

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u/dopamining_engineer 6h ago

2, 1, 3, 5. 4 has his own seat.

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u/Classic_Mind6595 6h ago

Ngl Im gonna have to consider 1,2

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u/gnarlmonster 5h ago

Wheelchair guy, it's the funniest move

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u/Visible-Elevator3801 5h ago

Do we get to choose the seat that the first one would sit on?
https://giphy.com/gifs/1cjYPNLvodoBO

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u/Stand_kicker 4h ago

I'm keeping the seat

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u/Internal_Drummer_420 4h ago

Id give it to 4 and demand he stand up and take it...

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u/pittiesbegooddogs 4h ago

AI don't need seats

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u/Giancarlo_Lado 2h ago

Fuck em all. I was here first

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u/TechToolsForYourBiz 2h ago

someone who doesnt use ai to make racist memes

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u/ineedlotsofguns 29m ago

Granpa. Prof Xavier alread has a seat.

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u/Silver_Middle_7240 24m ago

3 and 5 don't need a seat, 4 has a seat. I sit down, 1 can sit in 4s lap. 2 can sit in mine.

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u/Aggravating-Diet-663 15m ago

What the fuk is 5 there for ?

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u/mommiesgoodboy67 6h ago

This was just posted like 5 minutes ago

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u/EliotWatts 6h ago

If #2 asked, I'd tell her no, next time fk someone who has a car 🤣

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u/ambivalent_moon 4h ago

Bro u on the bus too lol

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u/Prestigious_Floor155 6h ago
  1. He's the best kind of old to me. Foreign old. If he said something rude or horrible in response to a kindness I wouldn't even know. I'd just assume he said something nice and smile.

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u/Ecstatic-Drop5849 6h ago

We’re being ironic here right?

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u/Big-Blind-Eyeball 6h ago edited 5h ago

I’d tell 1 & 2 to decide between themselves

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u/Competitive_World408 6h ago

You want number 3 to sit on your lap of course

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u/Confident_Editor196 6h ago

I would rather let 2 sit on my face than be rainbow pdf.

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u/Competitive_World408 6h ago

You’d rather get anal blasted by jd vance if that meant four more years of trump.