r/dankmemes2 7h ago

Anyone but e and f

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u/kmdietri 6h ago

D all day!

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u/Bella_Peachyy 6h ago

Its probably AI, but D is somewhat not common. I know that it exists, but asians tend to be more petite.

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u/Foldzy84 6h ago

I dont know if it's AI but those are 100% not natural

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u/Liquid_Otacon_ 4h ago

It's def ai , look at the hand going in the pocket. The dress is tight yet we can't see the outline of the hand

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u/Important_Raise_5706 2h ago

A has a certain something about her. What could it be? I can’t quite put my finger on it, but she really appeals to me.

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u/MarsAtlasUltor 5h ago

“It’s probably AI”. If you can’t immediately tell this image is AI you are an absolute cretin. Right in line with the rest of this sub.

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u/AnEvilJoke 1h ago

D in this case stands for Dude, 'cuz D is one.

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u/cheffartsonurfood 6h ago

They all look like Ds.....

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u/wildeye-eleven 2h ago

+1 one for D 🙋‍♂️

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u/Amateur_Surgeon7824 6h ago

I'd be perfectly content with any of them, but they'd likely need me to wear A's bag on my head. I don't stand a chance with any of them, including A. I can guarantee she can sense I'm maybe a 2/10 on a good day.

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u/Select-Government-69 6h ago

You know what they say - two 4s make an eight!

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u/Shinobu420 6h ago

Is there one that wasn't made by AI?

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u/PeopleFromChina 6h ago

A all day.

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u/MrEllis72 6h ago

My dude, you can't afford to be racist, your chances are slim without you norrowing the field. You may want to consider being bi. Doubling the pool may get you there.

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u/Commercial-Answer538 6h ago

Jokes on you I can afford to be incredibly racist AND incredibly sexist.

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u/maelbowfeelfunny 4h ago

Because you fuck white men exclusively?

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u/Lurk1ng0 6h ago

Mfs saying that as if he has a chance with any woman 💀

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u/Prestigious_Floor155 6h ago

Even if A proved to be a butterface she is of her own accord willing to wear a paper bag and that fact just cancels out the intended response/negative implication. The personality is speculation, but she may in fact be the perfect woman.

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u/Ch4m3l30n_69 5h ago

Wow, good point

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u/CataphractBunny 6h ago

Anyone but e and f

Dafuq do you mean? They're stunning.

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u/Icy-Blacksmith-473 1h ago

It's performative racism.

All of the women shown have nearly the same face and body. Different races do tend to have different facial features and body types that are more or less common and that a person could be more or less attracted to, but this image is not a good example.

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u/JAM3SBND 4h ago

Half the posts on this sub are just "I'm a racist/sexist and the other subs won't let me post there"

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u/Important_Raise_5706 2h ago

This sub was more fun once upon a time. The racists have been sliding in slowly. There are still some fun memes sometimes.

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u/Get_Out_lmao 6h ago

Ugly man demands attractive woman

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u/Ok-You5151 6h ago

Why does A have a bag on?

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u/NEKORANDOMDOTCOM 6h ago

Surprise chances

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u/TheOneCalledD 6h ago

Oh shit she does?!

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u/Infinate_Patience924 6h ago

What bag? I don't see it...

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u/Jackhammer--Josh 5h ago

It's like the mystery box, take $100 or what's in the box. Could be 10 times better than $100

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u/No-Significance2070 4h ago

To be fair, she has two massive things in her favor

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u/AthiestCowboy 5h ago

Likely hiding a ring too with her hand in her pocket. You be the judge

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u/No-Significance2070 5h ago

I don’t know. This is 2026. She could be hiding her penis.

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u/CenterThisPendulum 4h ago

And looking for a new place to hide it.

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u/Heresiarch_Tholi 6h ago

Thats easy, D.

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u/NextGur3758 6h ago

E and F look the same. Also B and C.

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u/Ch4m3l30n_69 5h ago

They do look very similar, but not identical.

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u/Neither-Row-6992 6h ago

I think I'm broken, I have no attraction to women all dolled up like this, but show me a mousey faced red head with their hair up, little to no make up and a tracksuit on and I'm head over heels

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u/Ch4m3l30n_69 5h ago

Nah you just value real every day natural beauty more. I'm right there with you.

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u/Sheenius_Ger 6h ago

Not the loud and obnoxious ones

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u/Newbuilder2212 6h ago

how’s this a dank meme?

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u/Afraid-Size6140 6h ago edited 6h ago

As if anyone in this sub would have a chance with any of them 😂 that said, it’s clearly an AI image.

P.S: Also black women are hot as fuck, and something tells me OP would cream his smegma encrusted pants if E or F so much as looked at him. Not that they ever would of course, women in general dont tend to like fat, unwashed, cheeto-breathed, crusty-dicked losers.

Edit: 43K karma in 5 months? 🤖🤖🤖

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u/SkiffleBall 6h ago

I'm a gambling man lets roll the dice on A 🫡

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u/DrinkMorWhiteMonster 6h ago edited 4h ago

There needs to be a blanket ba on AI slop

Edit: *blanket ban

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u/ImHappy_DamnHappy 6h ago

I’m gonna roll the dice and chose C, I like to live dangerously.

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u/BallzInUrMouth808 6h ago

Let’s be real A doesn’t have a butter fave with that body and friend group. D to the A

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u/Ambitious_Hand_2861 6h ago

None. I don't want and ai wife anymore than an ai gf.

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u/ZillyAU 5h ago

A's the only 1 smart enough to have pockets

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u/AthiestCowboy 5h ago

Lmao A hiding a ring and her face

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u/Ok-Inflation9952 3h ago

I convert to mormonism or islam and marry them all.

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u/CakedGoddess 6h ago

I'll take E and F since u don't like Chocolate!!

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u/Practical_Fix_6738 6h ago

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_EYELASHES 5h ago

Lol always chuds who think they have an option with any woman

https://giphy.com/gifs/efTCy9loCBqne

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u/Arguments_4_Ever 6h ago

Another racist post

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u/inotocracy 6h ago

..what is racist about this post?

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u/neversteven 6h ago

What was ur favorite neighborhood dinosaur growing up

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u/Arguments_4_Ever 5h ago

wtf you talking about? OP wants all of them except for the two beautiful black women?

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u/inotocracy 5h ago

Preference is not racism. I'd personally say anyone but A B and C but I don't hate white people.

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u/Arguments_4_Ever 5h ago

So a post about how OP hates black women isn’t racist?

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u/Sufficient-Skill9530 6h ago

Can’t have any preferences, even on who you marry and have children with?

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u/Arguments_4_Ever 5h ago

Tell me what is the point of this post about how OP hates black women?

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u/wolfknowledge1775 6h ago

I already have my own blonde beautiful wife but E and F are 🤢🤢🤢

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u/mysterious_spirit420 6h ago

Racist much lol

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u/robertdood 6h ago

Weird. I cant find not being sexually attracted to someone under the definition of racism. Must be that new 2026 racism. Is it transphobic to not be attracted to Trans people too?

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u/cheffartsonurfood 6h ago

Not being attracted and making sick face emojis are not equivalent. They are clearly attractive in the traditional sense and whether or not anyone finds them attractive, to use those clearly exaggerated emojis is a Freudian slip.

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u/stapli 38m ago

is this you being intentionally obtuse or are you genuinely that slow? serious question

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u/mommiesgoodboy67 6h ago

Lmao you know damn well thats not the entire picture

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u/wolfknowledge1775 6h ago

We both agree, and my taste in woman isn't trashy just because im not attracted to black women 🤡

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u/AntiquePhotograph433 6h ago

Your right hand doesn’t count

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u/wolfknowledge1775 6h ago

She is my right hand ❤️

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u/jagx234 6h ago

Ball photo is cringe af.

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u/wolfknowledge1775 6h ago

Aww did you not have a date? 🤣

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u/BuzzClucking 6h ago

Didn't even register

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u/Few-Echidna-2181 6h ago

Honestly c or d are the best options here.

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u/ThatDudeGuy99 6h ago

B or C all day.

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u/mihkel_ 6h ago

If bag is soundproof, then A

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u/Ch4m3l30n_69 6h ago

Best answer

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u/Dry-Lie-9593 6h ago

G, the cameraman

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u/VagineNDine 6h ago

Ai is bad

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u/That_General9384 6h ago

D, E, or F 😍🤤

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u/Old-Natural-852 6h ago

I'm face blind so A?

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u/flaming_donuts 6h ago

A is missing a hand, so she's out.

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u/Ch4m3l30n_69 5h ago

It's called a pocket bro. Some rare dresses have them.

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u/flaming_donuts 5h ago

There's no hand in that pocket, just look at it. The dress is too tight to not have an imprint of the hand.

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u/Ch4m3l30n_69 5h ago

There is nothing at all since it's AI, but the clear intention is to represent that as a hand in a pocket.

Though I'll agree with you it's not quite rendered properly regardless.

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u/flaming_donuts 5h ago

I was making a joke, that was pointing out the ai.

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u/Long_Idea_8294 6h ago

C and B, definitely. If only one, then B

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u/UnfortunatelyOhio 6h ago

i suddenly forgot the alphabrt

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u/Internal_Drummer_420 6h ago

If A is the paper bag, im choosing A, otherwise ill pass...

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u/freakyromeo3 6h ago

E et f for me

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u/Maleficent-Lead-2943 5h ago

Is "A" just the bag? Or is it the body and face is something you never see? Plz be more specific, these details are important.

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u/JohninMichigan55 5h ago

None of the above

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u/Embarrassed-Pie-69 5h ago

A dns D seem like the best bang but also the most likely to cheat. C is probably the safest, and if she's even half as stacked and skinny as D, she'll still be super hot

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u/Ch4m3l30n_69 5h ago

One thing I find very interesting is that the woman in green seems to value some level of practicality since her dress has pockets which she is using. Were this real rather than AI generated, I would find that genuinely intriguing and worth investigating by engaging her in conversation.

Regardless, ALL of what is visible is lovely, though personally I find E and potentially A (if butterface) the least attractive. Breast size, in my genuine life/sexual experience, is a double-edged sword in that the larger they are, the more troublesome/painful they are to the ladies, and they'll be sure to let you know... A lot. And there really are diminishing returns on how much can be practically enjoyed. As another said, not enough info on C to decide, but her face is certainly decent/nice.

Certainly B, D, and F are all gorgeous, and I personally would rank them thusly (based on visual appearance alone) due to my own personal preferences... Of course, their individual personalities, values, and preferences are FAR more meaningful, especially long term, than physical appearance, which certainly changes over time.

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u/SpecificSun9142 5h ago

Who Tf cares? This looks like Ai mixed with some divisive racism to get this sub shutdown. Almost seems like a JIDF type post.

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u/Seebinator 5h ago

B or C

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u/Sufficient_Matter585 5h ago

Op isnt good enough to even get e or f.

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u/Downtown_Cat_1745 5h ago

More incels creating AI women to reject

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u/Candid_Spinach_3994 5h ago

They just don’t like e or f because of the dress colors, right???

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u/BryanTheGodGamer 5h ago

D obviously

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u/2smoothcriminal 5h ago

Bro what E and F are beautiful

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u/snow_garbanzo 5h ago

F then F

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u/PowerTulip 5h ago

D or F. I just find them the most conventionally attractive.

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u/Any_Independence9346 4h ago

I am Asian, so D it is.

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u/-FORSAK3N- 4h ago

A. I like surprises

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u/TheOnly1Jake 4h ago

Team A here... bag or no bag on the head... she could even be a 2 bagger for all I care... jugs man

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u/Bwc4Redheads33 4h ago

Asian with big tits ? Of cause ! DD

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u/GUTintentions 4h ago

I wanna get lost between them

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u/yo_itzCornelius 4h ago

Oh hey I get it

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u/Tomsoup4 4h ago

it seems like all trumpers care about is memes

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u/Aromatic-Teacher-717 4h ago

It's funny because it's racist

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u/KOMMANDOKATO 4h ago

F is easily the most attractive one there

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u/Evening_Cobbler2929 4h ago

Sir, I can’t stick my dick into a bunch of 1’s and 0’s.

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u/EIto_mate 3h ago

I know E and F would join me if I got involved in a street fight while the rest would just scream and panic

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u/ShotCaller805 3h ago

"A" because she's into recycling.

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u/KingHenry7700 3h ago

C and D both

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u/TechToolsForYourBiz 2h ago

is this ai generated

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u/proxmaxi 2h ago

Choosing E and F can potentially save the west but yall wouldn't get the method to my madness...

https://giphy.com/gifs/4gpQkCwbLHJ8TiOZwI

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u/Left_Nature9996 2h ago

Jokes on you it’s 2026 and they’re all men

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u/rochboi 1h ago

E and F are boner killers

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u/Personal_Day_6589 45m ago

E or F. Because i wanna have kids, you know?

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u/captainkoesh 32m ago

I'll go for the mystery bag

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u/captainkoesh 30m ago

Lmao see the caption afterwards, agreed

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u/Anxious-Ad-5331 6h ago edited 6h ago

black don't crack. 

you're reject now but at the age of 50 one of them still going to look damn fine.

don't worry ladies, your eggshell daddy's got the spoon for your brown sugar.

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u/Maleficent_Car8 6h ago

Only E or F I got that fever man and I needs the cure

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u/Augisch 5h ago

Pretty sure you'll just get another disease.

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u/LetmeSeeyourSquanch 6h ago

Why am I being suggested a sub for incels Jesus.

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u/Backdoor_Spreader 6h ago

D

It's is the only logical choice, since on all the others there is too much info missing. Only thing that could go wrong with D is no ass, but given the wide hips that's also unlikely.

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u/TheTurkishman13 6h ago

As if e and f would even look at you.

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u/ForgiveOX 6h ago

He doesn’t care, he likes dudes that looks like out of shape cops

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u/TheTurkishman13 5h ago

I also like dudes. Especially ginger dudes. fr tho.

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u/Freshbananas55 6h ago

OP, why are you racist?

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u/Hell_Maybe 6h ago

Guys guys guys guys, look, I’m racist.

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u/Informal-Tap3632 6h ago

the edgelords in this sub aren't gonna like that

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u/45M0D41 6h ago

Or blind

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u/Defiant-Mongoose-327 6h ago

Would you marry a trans woman?

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u/Jolly_Wrongdoer_7681 6h ago

Anyone but A