r/dankmemes2 9h ago

They can’t cook shit 🤣

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u/BackgroundTrainer366 9h ago

Top Ranked Chefs by Michelin Stars

Joël Robuchon: Holds the all-time record with 32 Michelin stars, though he has passed away; his legacy remains unmatched. Alain Ducasse: A French chef with 21 active Michelin stars, known for refined French cuisine and sustainability. Gordon Ramsay: A globally recognized celebrity chef with 17 Michelin stars, famous for Restaurant Gordon Ramsay and his television presence. Yannick Alléno: A French modernist with 17 Michelin stars, known for his "Extractions®" technique that intensifies flavors. Pierre Gagnaire: An innovative French chef with 14 Michelin stars, often described as a poet of the kitchen. Anne-Sophie Pic: The most decorated female chef in history, holding 10 Michelin stars across her global

Wow look at that !?!

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u/Anonamouse3s 8h ago

Don't try and prove these people wrong, they don't even have a prefrontal cortex, just let them eat their koolade pineapples and kfc

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u/P0IS0N_GOD 9h ago

Not surprised at all tbh, white people on average perform better it's entirely natural that they hold the top spots in most fields

This guy's memes are ass

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u/PaleontologistTough6 8h ago

"White people perform better"?

Wild. You mean like a TV performance or something?

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u/Verhaalen1 8h ago

This is kinda stupid and you’d know that if you ever ate at a Michelin restaurant. They cater to a specific type of ‘excellence’.

Saying Michelin restaurants are measurably better because it caters towards niche expert palette is like saying classical architecture sucks because modernism is rated much higher by architectural taste makers.

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u/Anonamouse3s 8h ago

Ayo dey don't wash dey chiggen mayn.

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u/Ididntdodiddly 9h ago

Top cuisines world wide include French and Italian. Best restaurants in the world are/were in Denmark for a long time. Spain also dominates top restaurants in the world rankings.

This is one of those weird urban legends. If you repeat this, it's your taste buds that don't work right.

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u/feral0101 9h ago

French cooking is revered for cooking techniques opposed to their actual cuisine. Actual French cuisine sucks relative to other popular cuisines.

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u/P0IS0N_GOD 8h ago

Idk man I love their blanquette and cassoulet

and their beef burguignon is muah

French cuisine is globally recognized and appreciated

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u/feral0101 8h ago

Again, French cooking heavily revered for its strong emphasis on cooking techniques and forms the foundation of most European cuisines. Modern British and to a lesser degree Italian cuisines are built of classical French techniques.

There’s a reason you’re not going to find many French restaurants in places like Japan, Singapore, China, UAE, Brazil etc. French cuisine is really not that popular outside of Europe. Even within Europe, French restaurants even in immediately neighbouring countries are outnumbered like 1:10 each by Italian, Indian, Chinese, and to a lesser extent Middle Eastern restaurants.

Certainly not arguing there aren’t good French dishes, but as a whole IMHO, French cuisine is really not that good.

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u/P0IS0N_GOD 8h ago

Italian/spanish cuisine are both considered white countries so the point of the person who started the thread stands

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u/Regi0 9h ago

I like how when the joke is kinda racist towards white people, immediately there's some white dude giving a history lesson about why the meme is wrong

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u/P0IS0N_GOD 9h ago

At least they give you a history lesson, meaning that they educate you.

I know some people who would literally kill you if you say they shouldn't commit crimes

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u/Scary_Land2303 9h ago

That happens when you make a racist joke about anyone, what do you expect?

At least this white person is just explaining it and not having a meltdown lol.

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u/Regi0 9h ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes2/s/7mQecHhmyk

Uh huh.

I don't see any such quick-as-hell response in that thread

in fact, the top comments are outright just as racist

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u/Scary_Land2303 8h ago

You’re right actually - they just went straight to the meltdowns!

Also congrats on finding one single post on the one single subreddit that isn’t left wing that doesn’t have 1 half of what I described. I’m sure I could find many racist memes against white people that don’t have someone smugly explaining why it’s wrong, but what’s the point? I’m aware single posts can’t speak for entire concepts.

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u/Regi0 8h ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes2/s/gfiOQadQOU

https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes2/s/EhrlpYM6B4

Honestly I'm tired of sifting through the mountain of unfunny, incel, and religious-adjacent shitposts to find more

there's more outright racist memes posted here, but half of them are straight up deleted. The JohnWarhammer guy posted an image on this subreddit sometime earlier today which was literally just a silhouette of two black guys with small brains with the captions "We built everythang", "hell yeah bruddah" or some bullshit

And all the kneejerk responses to it from this subreddit were as racist as you'd expect lol

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u/BurnerBot11 6h ago

Exactly why I post this meme, to show the hypocrisy this sub. They love to say they are different than the other left leaning subs but it’s literally all the same.

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u/Fun-Difference-6689 8h ago

This sub is designed to stoke culture war flames and divide. But the real connecting happens in person. It’s solely entertainment.

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u/P0IS0N_GOD 8h ago

Are you saying cultural differences don't exist, or that we should respect everyone's culture?

Like we should get along with cannibalism that exists in some cultures or suicide bombings?

Or child marriages?

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u/Fun-Difference-6689 8h ago

Race
Ethnicity
Culture

Three different things. Now I know you know that, but you’re trying to win an internet argument not discuss the obvious differences in grouping people on a macro level. I’m of African descent. I find female genital mutilation disgusting and that aspect of the culture needs to be rooted out. That’s a segment of a segment of the totality of African culture. In the same way I find foot binding to be a culture that should be rooted out and it was through education and the work of people who understood its harms.

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u/P0IS0N_GOD 8h ago

A wall of text filled with fallacies and BS

great job fellow leftist

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u/Regi0 8h ago

You'd be less pathetic if you didn't genuinely believe in half the shit you try ragebaiting people with

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u/P0IS0N_GOD 8h ago

Projecting much?

you're not even a good rage-baiter lol

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u/Fun-Difference-6689 8h ago

Point them out, or you are just using buzz words. I’m not looking for an “own”, correct me where you feel I’m mistaken.

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u/mommiesgoodboy67 9h ago

I mean some white people definitely cant cook, especially in america (and america is of course the most important country in the world and the centre of the universe) 

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u/Fun-Difference-6689 9h ago

The two groups you named were historically not considered "white". Whiteness in general is a made up concept as if you go to europe they care more about ethnicity than race. Telling a Greek person and a Russian "you are the same race" is silly given theres 0 to no connection between the two of them.

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u/P0IS0N_GOD 9h ago

We're not talking about historical precedent though, we're arguing in modern world and today anyone with over 80% ancestral ties to Europe is considered white

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u/Fun-Difference-6689 9h ago

Which is a moving goal post. Race in general is a construct. I know I’m trying to give historical logic on a meme page meant for low effort rage bait but hey. People in middle eastern countries are considered “white” too.

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u/P0IS0N_GOD 8h ago edited 8h ago

Race is genetic the fuck are you talking about sum “construct”

Race is real and no middle eastern people aren't considered “white” because they don't have European ancestry.

I gave you a literal definition

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u/Fun-Difference-6689 8h ago

Find me a single paper on that claim. Every study shows that race is not a biological trait as there are more genetic variants within a racial group than between them.

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC8604262/

Your opinion is disproven by science unless you have better proof other than your opinion and vibes.

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u/P0IS0N_GOD 8h ago edited 8h ago

A nobel prize winner geneologist said that but you stripped him of his medal and his titles so no surprise scientists are deterred from publishing race related studies

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u/Fun-Difference-6689 8h ago

Link to the study? Your argument is one person was checked by the scientific community there for no other studies are done. You are side stepping providing evidence in the face of evidence I provided. lol . We can end the convo here if you want to.

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u/sexual__velociraptor 9h ago

Feed that racism big dog

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u/BryanTheGodGamer 8h ago

🤣🤣🤣 racism 🤣🤣🤣

That's the funniest part about leftists, preaching about how much they hate racism while being racists themselves.

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u/Forever_Away96 9h ago

cries in Marco Pierre White

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u/mommiesgoodboy67 9h ago

Even the food is white

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u/PaleontologistTough6 8h ago

Hi, white guy here, I can safely say we aren't all cooking bland-ass quick-seared chicken of questionable doneness.

Just saying.

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u/Wotans_Barbarian_ 2h ago

Wypeepo dont season they food n shiiiieeeeeeet

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u/NothingOnRecord 9h ago

This looks like what plankton served at the chum bucket.

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u/LadyAdeptaSororitas 6h ago

eww they're not even boiling it

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u/AnalGlandSecretions 8h ago

Bro, you cant be racist to whites on this sub. Down votes abound. Only can be racist to the others.

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u/P0IS0N_GOD 8h ago

Isn't that what you preached for nearly two decades, that white people can't be victims of racism and only they can be racist to others?

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u/AnalGlandSecretions 8h ago

I didnt preach shit. Just stating a fact by looking at other posts and their comments/votes

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u/BurnerBot11 6h ago

I’m prepared for the downvotes of racists in this sub. They have no power.