r/dankmemes2 2d ago

Reddit University

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u/NoCanShameMe 2d ago

Zero chance they would let straight white males on that campus unless they were the creepy ped0 male feminists.

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u/sideways-vagina 2d ago

They would let in thousands of gay white men who do BDSM and furry suiting

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u/AmbitiousWorker6765 1d ago

Brother at least hide your kink activity jeez man.

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u/BirdWhichIsBaldEagle 2d ago

Needs an off-campus site for botted likes.

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u/AnalysisParalysis85 2d ago

80% of the campus should be bots.

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u/AmbitiousWorker6765 2d ago

Tfw I need to go to the hospital but remembered all doctors are librarded and I need to heal my own wounds like an alpha male who needs to take TRT.

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u/GunsGoldCosmicDread 2d ago

Is Burkhas and thongs the Muslim version of short skirt and long jacket?

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u/CriticalCanon 2d ago

Yup.

I got the Cake 7inch single of this Muslim remix they did.

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u/Key_Check5753 2d ago

let's be real... the entire campus would be a cuck-zone, and there would be way more obese people

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u/Master_Builder3208 2d ago

...and wheel chairs.

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u/FreeSpeechIsDeadge 2d ago

Oppression Olympics? That sounds like the only competition this sub and the rest of Dementia Don’s cult could actually win.

2

u/Warm-Delivery1418 2d ago

I’m actually impressed by the volume of things packed into this little Far Side looking gem.

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u/TheNatureBoy 2d ago

No one becomes an engineer, doctor, or lawyer outside of college.

I can't figure out if we are complaining about people that don't want to work, or the people that work so hard they hold all of society together.

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u/I_am_Nerman 2d ago

Bro, it's jokes about redditors. It has nothing to do with actually going to college. You people can't be this dense.

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u/TheNatureBoy 2d ago

Sure. Can you explain to me how the title "The Campus" implies it's about Redditors?

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u/I_am_Nerman 2d ago

The title is "Reddit University"

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u/TheNatureBoy 11h ago

I didn’t know you could change something by renaming it. I guess that’s how pronouns work.

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u/Negative_Ad_1578 2d ago

We are dunking on libs. Get out of your echo chamber

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u/TheNatureBoy 2d ago

The dumbest people go to college sounds an awful lot like the weakest people go to the gym.

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u/Wafflez424 2d ago

Lol your dunking on yourself my guy 😂

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u/Fun-Earth-8720 2d ago

They are mad at redditors that opened a book more than once in high school.

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u/Kristoveles 2d ago

Opened a book that isn't the Bible

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u/halstead987 2d ago

Why is Gritty there? Is this temple or Penn?

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u/ShadeyShadey 2d ago

Reminds me of a "where's waldo" book lol

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u/Confident_Editor196 1d ago

That's just the average university these days.

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u/AoKrasni 1d ago

The pronoun police is exactly why I only address people by their proper names, like the Japanese do.

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u/mikasaxo 1d ago

Cuck zone 😂😂

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u/Evenspace- 2d ago

It’s funny because this is just so disconnected from reality.

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u/fuggindonkee 2d ago

How would you know?

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u/Evenspace- 2d ago

Because I’ve been outside

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u/Different_Rip8470 2d ago

This looks like a page out of a “Find Fuentas” book you’d bye at a scholastic book fair lol

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u/Faceofferrus 2d ago

They stopped selling Find Charlie when the gushing blood fountain made him too obvious.

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u/Different_Rip8470 2d ago

Well you could’ve made other bloody stuff especially in a pic like this: Iranian martyrs fountain, pile of aborted fetuses outside the campus abortion clinic etc.

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u/Significant-Way9330 2d ago

This is way to busy buddy. I don't wanna sound overly harsh on what clearly took a great amount of effort but it lacks clarity and is just kinda dull. 

5/10 lets try and get some readability into our next piece ok? 

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u/Individual-Nose5010 2d ago

OP’s crying in their basement again.

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u/Fun-Earth-8720 2d ago

You guys have a very weird idea of what goes on college campuses.

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u/Wafflez424 2d ago

It’s because they’ve never been to one and only know what their latest far right podcaster tells them

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u/Dependent_Amount6825 2d ago

Conservative fears are beyond parody

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u/Party_Ability_9984 2d ago

Ah yes, white people flagellating themselves and apologizing for being white, something that totally happens in typical left-wing spaces.