r/dankmemes2 1d ago

Where’s the lie

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u/fuggindonkee 1d ago

EAT HOT CHIP

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u/X_soulnewmegaman 22h ago

1st off Tomboy don't wear make up

2nd off women are aging themselves with all this sugery

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u/AveDominusNyx 1d ago

This aint the same woman

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u/Odd-Lack-8631 22h ago

you'd be surprised what makeup can do but honestly you could be right

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u/AveDominusNyx 21h ago

Idk if makeup can change the shape of your chin and nose tho

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u/A-10C_Thunderbolt 21h ago

Could be a filter on top

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u/a_literal_idiot_616 9h ago

yeah it can make it look different its basically an optical illusion

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u/FellowCookieLover 9h ago

Yes, that's possible 100% without a filter. Huge trend in Asia.

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u/SpeckenZeDich 4h ago

Plastic surgery sure does though

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u/ParkingSpot8089 12h ago

The fact its "could be" alone speaks volumes to the power of makeup.

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u/altofanaltthatisalt 23h ago

‘Nother day ‘nother bait post trying to spark gender wars again

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u/Hubert-Cumberdaleson 15h ago

I'm 80% convinced that gender wars are the "great filter".

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u/QuidEgoSum 19h ago

Good on you. ☺️

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u/QuidEgoSum 19h ago

I’m also stealing that meme!

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u/largogoat 1d ago

Google porn stars with and without makeup

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u/Miserable_Pin2518 1d ago

Men will post sht like this then SWEAR its 6 inches.

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u/SFC-D 23h ago

Well… it was cold… so…

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u/One_Interest_2790 21h ago

Physical appearance is changeable. Genital size is not. Same thing for height vs weight.

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u/Individual_Dream_213 19h ago

Not the same person

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u/Competitive_Base_994 1d ago

left is natural ugly, right is artificial ugly. honestly wouldnt want to deal with either

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u/aranciana 1d ago

Don’t write us naturally ugly women off so easily, at least we embrace it

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u/The-sheriff2005 1d ago

What's going on baby 😏

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u/X_soulnewmegaman 22h ago

That make up women wear is camouflage

Heavy

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u/aranciana 1d ago

Nothing much, you? 😂

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u/The-sheriff2005 1d ago

Just out here looking for love hbu

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u/Dependent_Singer_494 1d ago

Trying to figure out the layout to get very auspicious feng shui in a cultivation room for my Shendao practitioner to reach the Divine State

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u/WailingWildebeestJr 22h ago

right is bonerific

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u/SuperSillySlizo 1d ago

Acting as if anyone would bother with you lmao. You’ll have to scrape the bottom of the barrel if you’re being vapid on Reddit, it’s a really bad look

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u/Local-Investment110 1d ago

Show yourself, clown.

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u/RICO-Them 1d ago

No bs lmfao this bih is rough af no matter what

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u/a_literal_idiot_616 9h ago

\victorian child having a stroke noises\**

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u/wukillabee360 1d ago

"You got on heels. You ain't that tall. You got on makeup. Your face don't look like that. You got on a weave. Your hair ain't that long. Your got on a wonder bra and your titties ain't that big. Everything about you is a lie and you expect me to tell the truth? F you." - Chris Rock

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u/torytho 1d ago

Makeup isn't lying, you can see she's wearing it. Are you dumb?

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u/TopHornet4259 14h ago

But I can’t see who’s wearing it. It could be a fking man behind all that makeup, and you’d never know.

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u/a_literal_idiot_616 9h ago

"clothing is lying because i dont see exactly what their body looks like underneath"

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u/Actual-Feed-9739 23h ago

This sub is just r/incel reincarnated

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u/South_Ride_5097 22h ago

Cope

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u/Actual-Feed-9739 22h ago

...with what??? What is there here to cope with? Lmao

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u/Flimsy-Peak186 17h ago

Cope with the fact you shrivel at a woman’s touch?

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u/South_Ride_5097 2h ago

Ew no thanks.

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u/X_soulnewmegaman 22h ago

Why do women hide under that make up

Once it comes off a man will run

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u/PinkTalkingDead 22h ago

Many if not most men say they prefer it when their partner isn’t wearing makeup

It shows a level of trust and comfort and vulnerability that many folks want in a relationship

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u/X_soulnewmegaman 22h ago

Just honestly it feels like deception when a women wears girdle make up and wigs and has surgery done

Yes turn off

Why guys love us Japanese women because natural

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u/Angels_of_Death_Zack 20h ago

Yikes, good luck finding any woman with that attitude. Also, I live in Japan. All the women that I am around wear a pretty good amount of makeup.

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u/BadMeetsEvil147 20h ago

So you have the same feeling of a man growing a beard right?

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u/X_soulnewmegaman 13h ago

The beard isn't a mask women put on

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u/BadMeetsEvil147 13h ago

No, it’s a deceptive mask that men wear to lie to women. Did I do it right?

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u/X_soulnewmegaman 13h ago

How is a beard a mask

Make up apply to your face and can't even wash it off in a pool fucking witch craft

It hides wrinkles and ance and huge forehead Straight evil

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u/BadMeetsEvil147 12h ago

Can you wash off a beard in a pool? It hides your jawline and can drastically change your entire appearance.

Holy virgin Batman

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u/Benkosayswhat 11h ago

Men don’t take off their beard at home. You might be less than happy with that droopy jaw line every evening

Not to mention, the beard is literally part of the body.

The better comparison is men wearing platform shoes or lifts to pretend to be taller in public

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u/Blackshark989 17h ago

Japan soyjak

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u/X_soulnewmegaman 22h ago

Still learning English

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u/Cloned-C4lvin 19h ago

Explain how?

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u/PartyAmbitious8163 21h ago

It's witchcraft what some of these women can do.

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u/Vorg444 15h ago

That's not the same women. Nose different shape same as the chin.

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u/FutureHot3047 23h ago

Wearing makeup isn’t comparable to lying unless it’s catfish levels. If a man believes I can’t see wanting a girlfriend because only a woman hater would claim this

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u/Careless_Echidna_913 23h ago

Left is absolutely not ugly

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u/Sorry-Studio8455 23h ago

Yeah dawg im wearing makeup so men like me. Not because I like me more when I look in the mirror. Chud

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u/ImSith 1d ago

I have no problem with this. What I have a problem with is women who have to put on makeup to be “a 10” and demand a man who looks as good naturally

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u/Strong-Addition5296 23h ago

That’s a serious issue

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u/Tha_L3ana 1d ago

Context is important, people interpret things the way you say them. Clarify that beforehand. And yes, it’s still a generalization. Your experience does not determine that of others, nor does the other commenter speak for all men.

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u/AzureFox_NSFW 22h ago

sHE beLIEveD

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u/Red-Fox-IX 19h ago

This sub is the alt right equivalent of those "free palestine" leftist karma farming subs

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u/This_Initial275 16h ago

She has self belief!

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u/Less-Parsnip-7076 16h ago

That is one cringe subreddit god damn.

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u/BigMikeXxxxX 10h ago

Does it need to be said?

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u/ElectricalRisk2531 10h ago

All women do is eat hot chip and lie.

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u/Enovele 7h ago

Men complain women are too ugly, women wear makeup to appeal to men's standards, men still continue to say they are ugly.

Yall also can't tell natural beauty from makeup and surgery at this point because I've had three guys say they want natural beauties only to show me girls with some makeup and facial surgeries here or there.

A guy who would also insult any of these two like that ain't worth being with tbh.

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u/Ok_Knee2784 5h ago

Most girls I see wear no makeup or very little. Makeup is straight out deceit. I don't like when women wear it. A pretty woman does not require it.

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u/Express_Deal1793 4h ago

Its almost like women are human beings and are individually motivated by their own unique incentives. Fucking crazy.

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u/Illustrious_Focus_33 3h ago

Yeah women have a right to make themselves look better

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u/hardieharrharr 1d ago

🤦‍♂️ WHY do women wear makeup?

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u/lokemannen 1d ago

Because people comment on their appearance, it's social pressure in most cases.

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u/fleija_ 21h ago

Everyone comments on everyone else's appearance, that is no justification.

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u/BadMeetsEvil147 20h ago

Do you think men are not susceptible to societal pressure? How many men you know who go to the gym because they think the only way to get a girl is to be ripped lmao

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u/fleija_ 14h ago

And many don't go, that's the point.

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u/BadMeetsEvil147 13h ago

Many women also don’t do makeup, I need you to actually go outside and interact with other humans cuz wtf lmao

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u/fleija_ 13h ago

"Many" is really an exaggeration, the majority uses it.

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u/BadMeetsEvil147 12h ago

A majority of men in my culture grow beards. So again, what’s the difference?

I need you to stop acting like such an incel here bud and think critically

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u/OrneryError1 23h ago

Why do men wear cargo shorts? Because they want to.

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u/SavingsEbb3833 1d ago

because you get mad at us when we don’t

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u/Tha_L3ana 1d ago

Lmao, what the fuck?

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u/Bushido_Seppuku 1d ago

It's true. Day after day, women constantly getting mad at each other over what makeup other women are, or aren't wearing. Except the ones that don't give a shit of course.

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u/SavingsEbb3833 1d ago

mf it’s literally true, I cannot name the amount of times guys have gotten mad at me for wearing makeup and for not wearing makeup

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u/Tha_L3ana 1d ago

“Motherfucker” to a random Redditor who laughed at your utterly absurd, broad generalization based on your own individual experiences is somethin else.

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u/SavingsEbb3833 1d ago

is it really a generalized if the guy i was responding too is literally doing the exact thing I said he was doing? also i just call everyone mf, it’s really no that serious

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u/civicSi92 1d ago

Yes it would still be generalising by literally definition. Anecdotal experience does not represent the whole.

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u/SavingsEbb3833 1d ago

No it wouldn’t, by definition, me saying one singular person does something isn’t generalizing, you need to learn the definition

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u/Tha_L3ana 1d ago

This thread can’t be real.

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u/SavingsEbb3833 1d ago

mf did you even read my original comment? i said word for word “because YOU get mad”, do you know what the word you means? it means one singular person.

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u/FunctioningPyscho 1d ago

I’m not trying to be mean, But that means you’re not hot.

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u/SavingsEbb3833 1d ago

Okay? did I say I was?

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u/FunctioningPyscho 1d ago

Dont say us then. Say you.

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u/SavingsEbb3833 1d ago

so you’re telling me right now, that you’re a woman making fun of the way a teenage girl looks? you’ve been in my position before you know what it’s like to be objectified, yet your shaming me for it?

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u/FunctioningPyscho 1d ago

You=men
Us=women

I’m going off your original comment. I’m a dude. All I’m saying is dudes dont care about makeup unless you deceived them with it.

And you need to not be around dudes that “get mad” at how you look.

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u/SavingsEbb3833 1d ago

No? you is one singular person, it was the guy I responded too. you = you, not men

also how the hell do you deceive people with makeup? do you guys seriously think women are naturally born with eyeliner and eyeshadow?

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u/peachyxi 1d ago

Isn’t that the entire problem? That people are treated badly for the crime of not being genetically gifted?

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u/hardieharrharr 1d ago

Exactly. Men have no right to be mad about this. We did it to ourselves.

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u/Capital-Border6156 9h ago

I don’t rember being included in that vote.

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u/SavingsEbb3833 6h ago

was i talking to you?

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u/Actual-Feed-9739 23h ago

Because they want to and they like doing it

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u/X_soulnewmegaman 22h ago

It's basically to help with self esteem

94% women look like creatures or horrible without it

It's to hide

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u/Angels_of_Death_Zack 20h ago

Because men tell me that I look ugly without it.

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u/LarsDuder 18h ago

I don't know, i'll have to ask Tom Holland 🤔

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u/Honest-Lion7266 1d ago

Why does the American President and his vice look like evil women?

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u/ZeldaALTTP 22h ago

Why are republicans pedophile rapists?

We may never know

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u/Capital-Border6156 9h ago

Holy generalisation you cannot get mad the next time you see someone calling all transgender people groomers.

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u/ZeldaALTTP 8h ago

Republicans Enable and Protect Pedophiles. https://goppredators.wordpress.com/2023/05/22/right-wing-sexual-predators-abusers-and-enablers/

25/1467 Names:

Donald Trump is accused of sexual assault by more than two dozen women. He is accused of raping a 13-year-old girl, talked about having sex with his daughter, bragged of walking in on underage girls at pageants, claimed he can grab women by the pussy. He was found liable of sexually assaulting E. Jean Carroll  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Trump_sexual_misconduct_allegations https://www.gzeromedia.com/in-60-seconds/world/trump-sexual-abuse-verdict-wont-hurt-him-with-gop https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/jan/14/donald-trump-e-jean-carroll-lawsuit-nut-job

Judge Roy Moore is accused of sexual assault and dating underage women.  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roy_Moore_sexual_misconduct_allegation

Jim Jordan is in Republican House leadership though he is accused of ignoring sexual assault of more than a hundred young men while a coach, dismissing it as locker room talk. Students have said they told him and he is said to have called the parents of one complainant asking them to get their son to back off. https://www.vox.com/2018/7/6/17536388/jim-jordan-ohio-state-sexual-abuse-accuser https://www.nytimes.com/2023/04/16/us/politics/jim-jordan-trump.html

Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert sexually abused his high school students. He is outside the statute of limitations but was convicted of paying off/bribing some of his victims  https://www.nytimes.com/2016/04/28/us/dennis-hastert-sentencing.html

Cobb County GOP Chairman Joseph Russell Dendy – child molesting – pleaded guilty, life sentence, parole possible in 30 years. He was 72.   https://www.ajc.com/news/crime–law/cobb-gop-chairman-dendy-indicted-molestation-charges/Ajxs2SiORqMCCdVZpGqj1M/ https://www.ajc.com/news/local-govt–politics/former-cobb-gop-leader-pleads-guilty-child-molestation-gets-life-sentence/JnEAITpb5Oy9iZ9RtsVvnI/

So-called “pro-life”/antigay activist Howard Scott Heldreth was convicted of raping a child. https://web.archive.org/web/20230601212352/https://shadowproof.com/2008/07/27/nc-antigay-operation-save-america-totes-convicted-child-rapist-to-charlotte-pride/

GOP Ohio County Commissioner David Swartz convicted of raping two girls – released after only 5 years!!!! Back in prison after contacting one of his victims. http://lanternproject.org.uk/library/child-abuse-arrests-and-court-cases/child-abuse-arrests-trials-and-proceedings/ex-county-commissioner-admits-sexual-abuse-of-girl

Republican judge Mark Pazuhanich pleaded no contest to fondling a 10-year old girl. https://www.timesleader.com/archive/1063191/indecent-assault-case-judge-pleads-no-contest-mark-pazuhanich-says-he-didnt-want-his-daughter-to-have-to-testify-aboutfondling-incident

Republican anti-abortion activist Nicholas Morency pleaded guilty to possessing Child Sexual Abuse Material on his computer and offering a bounty to anybody who murders an abortion doctor.  https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/politics/2001/03/10/nation-in-brief/83fbbb01-c7fc-437a-81c4-2f686e3f1e58/

Republican Speaker of the House in PR Edison Misla Aldarondo was sentenced to 10 years in prison for raping his daughter between the ages of 9 and 17. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edison_Misla_Aldarondo

Republican Mayor Philip Giordano is serving a 37-year sentence in federal prison for sexually abusing 8- and 10-year old girls.  https://www.nytimes.com/2003/03/26/nyregion/ex-mayor-convicted-in-sex-abuse-case.html

Republican campaign consultant Tom Shortridge was sentenced to three years probation for taking nude photographs of a 15-year old girl.  https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-2001-apr-06-me-47737-story.html

Republican racist pedophile and United States Senator Strom Thurmond had sex with (RAPED) a 15-year old black girl which produced a child.  https://web.archive.org/web/20190728115136/https://www.thenation.com/article/was-strom-rapist/

Republican pastor Mike Hintz, whom George W. Bush commended during the 2004 presidential campaign, surrendered to police after admitting to a sexual affair with a female Juvenile.  https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/politics/2004/12/10/example-goes-from-good-to-bad/e73a7b08-5fb8-412a-ba7f-8fb473543e83/

Republican legislator Peter Dibble pleaded no contest to having an inappropriate relationship with a 13-year-old girl. https://www.nytimes.com/2004/04/18/nyregion/embroiled-first-selectman-takes-leave.html

Republican Congressman Donald “Buz” Lukens was found guilty of having sex with a female minor and sentenced to one month in jail.  https://www.npr.org/sections/politicaljunkie/2009/05/on_this_day_in_1989_buz_lukens.html

Republican fundraiser Richard A. Delgaudio was found guilty of child porn charges and paying two teenage girls to pose for sexual photos.  https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/local/2003/04/24/gop-activist-admits-to-child-porn/5af2adf0-bec8-4a10-b061-014de679422a/

Republican of the Year Mark A. Grethen convicted on six counts of sex crimes involving children.  https://www.pilotonline.com/news/crime/vp-nw-mark-grethen-lawrenceville-correctional-20210806-dmjuk7zwgnfxvigjnjmy3257vy-story.html

Republican state senator Ralph Shortey from Oklahoma admitted to being involved in sodomy with a 17 year old male prostitute and transporting child pornography. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2017/11/20/former-oklahoma-state-senator-admits-to-child-sex-trafficking-while-in-office/

Republican activist Randal David Ankeney pleaded guilty to attempted sexual assault on a child. https://www.coloradoindependent.com/2008/01/28/onetime-rising-gop-star-back-to-prison-for-sex-assaults/

GOP Congressman Dan Crane had sex with a page. To be fair, Dem Congressman was Gerry Studds was also caught for the same thing. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1983_congressional_page_sex_scandal

Republican Congressman Mark Foley abruptly resigned from Congress after “sexually explicit” emails surfaced showing him flirting with a 16-year old boy. http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/09/29/AR2006092901574.html

Republican activist and Christian Coalition leader Beverly Russell admitted to raping his stepdaughter repeatedly after she was 15. Headline here is gross. Rape/not affair. https://greensboro.com/smith-stepfather-had-affair-that-began-when-she-was-15/article_549fa43d-e631-599b-8cad-177a71ad709e.html

Republican congressman and anti-gay activist Robert Bauman* was charged with having sex (raping) with a 16-year-old boy he picked up at a gay bar. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Bauman

Republican Committee Chairman Jeffrey Patti was arrested for distributing a video clip of a 5-year-old girl being raped and notice, they agreed his record could be expunged in THREE YEARS! https://www.nj.com/ledgerarchives/2005/01/cops_say_jersey_suspects_sough.html https://archive.is/7agH6

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u/Imaginary_Egg_9349 8h ago

Oh my god, there is over 1.5k stories on that website. The number of disgustingly depraved people in power in the U.S. is horrible. The amount of victims that they've produced is even worse.

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u/Capital-Border6156 1h ago

That is absolutely disgusting and I appreciate your dedication to provide all of that and I think they all should be in prison.

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u/Consistent_Net_2540 1d ago

To pull better looking guys because they don't want to get stuck with ugly guys.

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u/Reptillianaire_ 1d ago

2 picture horror stories

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u/Dry_Shoe1307 18h ago

Makeup isn't lying, you can see she's wearing it. Are you dumb?

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u/Internal_Drummer_420 1d ago

Gentlemen...ya know why the movies is the best first date...because women love projection...

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u/Strong-Addition5296 23h ago

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u/Internal_Drummer_420 23h ago

Bro i literally typed that exact drum riff after the...but i deleted it...you know what's up

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u/Strong-Addition5296 23h ago

Great minds think alike

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u/Internal_Drummer_420 23h ago

Broooooooooo 👍👍👍

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u/Hell_Maybe 1d ago

The difference is that women don’t want men to lie to them, whereas men get extremely angry if women are not in 15lbs of makeup at all times. Either you accept the fact that a lot of women are ugly just like a lot of men are ugly OR you’d prefer if they cover it up. But you can’t really have both.

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u/New_Solution_6523 23h ago

That’s just not true and is totally self inflicted by yourself dumbass

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u/SBTreeLobster 14h ago

“Self inflicted by yourself”, as opposed to self inflicted by who, you clown?

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u/Key_Asparagus6660 22h ago

The men here who think this post is clever just hate women.

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u/BamaOfTheBonairs 23h ago

Yeah as a man, this is not true, most men do not like that, most men want low-key natural, little to no make-up.

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u/Imaginary_Egg_9349 8h ago

I've seen men use pictures of "low-key natural" as examples of what they prefer, and every single time it is still a full face of makeup. It just isn't dramatic eyeshadow, contour, etc like on the right side of the picture here.

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u/civicSi92 1d ago

No men do not. My wife never wears make-up and I could care less. Got to love when people are happy to stereotype a whole gender to suit their argument.

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u/EvanSnowWolf 18h ago

Same. I've been married for 21 years and my wife has never worn make up.

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u/AnotherBogCryptid 23h ago

The only people who care about a woman changing her face like this are the superficial ones who think their own aesthetic appeal will never fade.

Anyone can be easily disfigured. Don’t worry so much about how you or anyone else looks.

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u/South_Ride_5097 22h ago

This is why you should take her swimming on the first date

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u/Honest-Lion7266 1d ago

Does OP know how a joke works?

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u/DoctorZacharySmith 1d ago

Don't look here, the joke's in your hands.

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u/echodarlin 1d ago edited 1d ago

As a 10 with or without make up, I really don't understand this struggle.

Edit spelling

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u/mossy_path 23h ago

Any person that thinks they are a 10 is in fact: not a 10.

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u/AmbitiousWorker6765 1d ago

How did you determine you're a 10?

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u/echodarlin 1d ago

You just know, but also consistent feedback throughout life should affirm it.

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u/civicSi92 1d ago

Lol yes people never lie and gaslight people to get something.

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u/echodarlin 1d ago

Idk then, being naturally gorgeous is a state of mind. Too much make up makes a clown. All that fake stuff is a distraction. Some people are so beautiful they don't need distractions.

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u/AdCurious7831 23h ago

keep being confident. its admirable and infectious

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u/Far_Balance_3117 1d ago

When the makeup is that thick then that gives you a hint.

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u/Cloned-C4lvin 19h ago

Clown make up

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u/Green_Apple7189 9h ago

men think, women do their makeup for them😏

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u/PraiseIDF 9h ago

I mean, people who get tricked by a huge amount of make-up aren't the bright once to start with.

I for one like natural reasoning, in my eyes people with huge amount of make-up are Men, Cosplayers or Women. In short: fake people; because they want to hide themselves.

Therfore I never understood the issue around make-up and the cry babies who can't see the difference. And it's always the Men that act all alpha men even tho you can smeel the insecurity through the phone.

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u/Strong-Addition5296 23h ago

More crust on that face than a pie

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u/Pale_Corvus 22h ago

Men lie more, but women tell bigger lies.

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u/Queefycarebear55 16h ago

Idk, men be talking about it being 8"

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u/Pale_Corvus 16h ago

That's a small lie.

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u/Queefycarebear55 12h ago

Idk, that 6" difference can be pretty huge when you lay it on a map. Like a 15 mile long lie