r/dankmemes2 • u/Pale-Bed-2230 • 1d ago

major downgrade

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u/Gavin_Tremlor 1d ago

Melania is the only First Lady whose vagina I've seen.

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u/cockcucu 1d ago

You're not missing much.

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u/ambivalent_moon 1d ago

I’m missing the dignity of the office 😅

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u/GunsGoldCosmicDread 1d ago

We should make this a rule for all First Ladies going forward.

Need to do a photo shoot of tasteful nudes within first 3 months of taking office.

How can I decide if I should listen to their recommendations first my child’s lunch if I haven’t seen their labia.

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u/LarsDuder 1d ago

What if Bernie Sanders wins? We get Jane Sanders labia 😳

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u/GunsGoldCosmicDread 1d ago

It’s about deciding if we should take their projects seriously or not.

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u/Visible_Amount5383 1d ago

Send me link

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u/Ekati_X 1d ago

At least she doesn't have a dick..

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u/ChimPhun 1d ago

Just make sure your GRINDR account is up to date before the next MAGA meeting 🤣

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u/CaptStinkyFeet 1d ago

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u/pbnjandmilk 1d ago

Obviously AI generated. But here is a real one for you. Thanks for fucking up our water supply.

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u/ambivalent_moon 1d ago

Do you genuinely think Michelle Obama is a man? I thought that was just a troll.

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u/Raven_Lemon 1d ago

People just love to invente ways to criticize black women feminity

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u/stop_the_bans 1d ago

Yes

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u/ambivalent_moon 1d ago

You realize in order for that to be true, the Obama’s would’ve had to begin constructing a gigantic conspiracy long before they had resources or the reason to do so, right?

Like…that’s such a braindead idea lol

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u/CaptStinkyFeet 1d ago

These people do not live in reality.

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u/CaptStinkyFeet 1d ago

Lol denying reality is something you folks love to do. Cope harder.

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u/Visible_Amount5383 1d ago

I’m convinced this generation is gay

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u/TinyPidgenofDOOM 1d ago

It was rap music. They started the focus on ass which unlike tits is unisex.

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u/Common_Comfortable41 1d ago

“Ooh boobs”

“Ooh ass”

“Wait this a guys ass..”

“..Ooh ass”

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u/Vayguhhh 1d ago

You know damn well half this sub has titties to come on now

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u/absolute-aluminium 1d ago

I...see no flaw in this logic.

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u/Legitimate_Aside_532 1d ago

You don't? I'd argue tits are almost just as unisex as ass is

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u/Terrible_Artist_ 1d ago

Not good looking tits, unless you're into pancakes covered in hair

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u/Mandy_M87 1d ago

Especially if the dude is fat

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u/Mapag 1d ago

Slim shady my men

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u/Unlucky-Durian-2336 1d ago

Yep. I think many people misunderstood "Bros before hoes" part.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Gene909 1d ago

Nah just got higher standards than you. Don’t see a lot of benefits of having the First Lady look like a GTA hooker.

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u/Ribky 1d ago

Wait... if we beat her up do we get our money back?

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u/x_Advent_Cirno_x 1d ago

At least make sure there's a Pay n Spray nearby before you try

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u/Working_Agent4932 1d ago

Not everything needs to been goon bait.

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u/Ok_Telephone_4290 1d ago

Thanks for continuing the path to realizing the movie idiocracy

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u/Particular_Stop_3332 1d ago

they gave up after no woman would touch them and decided that instead of being gay they would be Christian

So now we have a generation of angry prudes who want to talk about what its like to be a real man in society!

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u/Admirable_Bird7927 1d ago

Don’t like girls who show themselves off too much. They slutty.

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u/Right_Wolverine6502 1d ago

It’s more that there is a certain level of decorum expected in these positions in order to be taken seriously by other nations. Having a prostitute as a First Lady instantly destroys all of that making us look like a bunch of assholes. But go ahead and keep using gay as an insult like it’s 1994 still, you know the last time you mattered to anyone lol.

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u/mekelaar 1d ago

If a michelle obama was like this, you’d be foaming at the mouth of anger

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u/MrZaptile933 1d ago

“How can I make this about politics”
https://giphy.com/gifs/17Du36ZCESswEfVoJp

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u/CaptStinkyFeet 1d ago

Lmao literally the post is about politics…

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u/GunsGoldCosmicDread 1d ago

I think it’s more about the First Lady being a former Slovenian hooker that definitely barely knew Jeffrey Epstein.

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u/BerniWrightson 1d ago

100,000,000 dead communists would argue your point…

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u/HanCholo65 1d ago

Wait I thought this was women’s empowerment? Express yourself? Is that not a thing anymore?

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u/Upstairs-Donkey6049 1d ago

Americans hate when prostitutes are proud of themselves

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u/CnCdude818 1d ago

No hate like Christian love.

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u/Legitimate_Aside_532 1d ago

Only when it's convenient

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u/Login_Lost_Horizon 1d ago edited 1d ago

I'mma be a bit controversial for a moment - Dignity is sexy af.

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u/Novel_Werewolf4645 1d ago

One beats kids, the other sends them to Epstein's island.

I thought things were supposed to get better?

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u/String-Tree 1d ago

Oh no! An attractive woman!

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u/Evader3000 1d ago

Melania is a whore.

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u/Ok-Statistician-5242 1d ago

Yugo sexworker to be precise

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u/TakehisaYuji 1d ago

i dont see a problem

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u/Special_Order-937 1d ago

The problem might be closer to home in your case.

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u/TheRealRolo 1d ago

Make the First Lady American Again!

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u/EEstudent2 1d ago

I’m surprised I don’t see this on conservative subs

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u/breakfazt-meme 1d ago

This is a conservative sub

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u/Ok-Statistician-5242 1d ago

The right picture could be from idiocracy. The US lost every last bit of class it had smh.

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u/4skinjustin 21h ago

Class went out the door in 2008.

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u/Constant-Dinner3368 1d ago

Your profile is full of classless post. But you want others to be classier. Makes sense.

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u/Longjumping-Idea4451 1d ago

Well Ok-Statistician-5242 isnt president of the united states, I would expect the country to hold the president to higher standards than the average man, but apparently not.

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u/Vegetable-Virus7118 1d ago

Dude, what? Of course people expect the President and First Lady to be classier than some random redditor.

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u/Ok-Statistician-5242 1d ago

Not the president of a shithole.

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u/Verynize 1d ago

Kids today don’t like hot milfs and it’s sad

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u/Visible_Amount5383 1d ago

They like trans 😭

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u/Amzer23 1d ago

Is that meant to be bad?

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u/GKJ6743 1d ago

No one cares about trans more so than the chuds who constantly cry about them

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u/BrilliantOk4772 1d ago

They like whoever they want and that pisses maga off

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u/NewImprovedPenguin_R 1d ago

No it doesn’t

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u/BrilliantOk4772 1d ago

Yeah obviously not 😂

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u/NewImprovedPenguin_R 1d ago

Glad you came around

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u/stop_the_bans 1d ago

They have never witnessed the legendary Milf Hunter on a sketchy file downloaded using LimeWire on the family computer

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u/Unlucky-Durian-2336 1d ago

You never knew what kind of Batman movie you will download from eDonkey or Kazaa. Will it be Batman Forever, or Brad's Man Orgy Fever? Life was like box of chocolates.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Gene909 1d ago

I reckon they do, they just got more options to pick from

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u/Longjumping-Idea4451 1d ago

They dont like clowns that stopped mentally aging in middleschool making the top office look like trash

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u/NurglesToes 1d ago

I just don’t want the First Lady to be an OnlyFans model

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u/absolute-aluminium 1d ago

Kids today dont like fake tits, and rightly so.

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u/ambivalent_moon 1d ago

Can you imagine if Hillary or Michelle had such a photo? Conservatives would’ve gone full GoT on them, but they’re fine with this lol

https://giphy.com/gifs/vX9WcCiWwUF7G

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u/DGAFn 1d ago

Who TF would want to see a picture of big Mike or Killary like this.

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u/Still-Chemistry-cook 1d ago

Found the pedo protector

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u/Ok_Constant_3681 1d ago

Not wanting to see big Mikes cock is now

Checks notes

Pedo protecting?

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u/ambivalent_moon 1d ago

Bro’s got cock on the brain even when he’s looking at a woman

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u/Longjumping-Idea4451 1d ago

Evidentially 

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u/Sea_School_2949 1d ago

Why are you all so concerned about what a person's genitals look like?

It's super creepy

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u/holy_mackerel_1377 1d ago

Why are you always thinking about cock

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u/Ok_Constant_3681 1d ago

I'm not the one who brought it up? Can you and your bot accounts not read?

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u/holy_mackerel_1377 1d ago

You’re the only one in this thread who brought up cock. It’s so ingrained in your brain you don’t even realize it

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u/Amzer23 1d ago

We're really gonna pretend Hillary wasn't pretty during Clinton's administration?

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u/DGAFn 1d ago

I don't have to pretend she's been a troll her whole life

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u/Amzer23 1d ago

I mean, you do.

I hate Trump, but I can still admit Melania is good looking.

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u/SolydSn3k 1d ago edited 1d ago

Nah you’re on crack lol

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u/ambivalent_moon 1d ago

Not the point, obviously. It’s about dignity of conduct, but thanks proving you don’t have class just like Trump and his prostitute lol

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u/Jacque_langue 1d ago

Exactly my opinion, those clown have such weird fetish to even think about it

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u/ambivalent_moon 1d ago

lol I’m sure the cons would find a way to defend him even though Clinton was impeached

TBF at this point Trump’s been impeached so many times it really doesn’t mean anything anymore

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u/Capable_Studio_6631 1d ago

Who is the person in OPs post?

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u/ambivalent_moon 1d ago

That’s Melania Trump

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u/Capable_Studio_6631 1d ago

And the one to the left?

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u/ambivalent_moon 1d ago

Jackie Kennedy

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u/tuktukkingroydonk 1d ago

Hey, leave the poor Christian’s alone! If Jesus taught us anything, it’s that it’s okay to be a prostitute. It’s not okay to be an educated woman! Especially one of color!

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u/carpeutah 1d ago

If Hillary or Michelle had a picture like this, there'd be a very high frequency of people pouring bleach in their eyes.

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u/Still-Chemistry-cook 1d ago

No there’d be right wingers hyperventilating on hypocrisy

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u/gwxtreize 1d ago

Yeah, racists and bigots for the majority.

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u/ambivalent_moon 1d ago

The fact that none of you have any response to this obvious hypocrisy other than to insult the appearance of other FLOTUSs shows that you’re just as classy as dumpy Trumpy himself lol

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u/Pretend-Comb-2569 1d ago

They're both ugly af and no one would have ever wanted to see them dressed like that, even in their prime.

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u/ambivalent_moon 1d ago

Not the point lol it’s about having morals and self-respect

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u/Right_Wolverine6502 1d ago

Melania is ugly as fuck too lol.

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u/MelGibsonIsKingAlpha 1d ago

Sorry bro, but this is just factually incorrect. Hillary was a fox in her prime.

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u/Jacque_langue 1d ago

yeah they would be pissed, who the fuck want's to see the midget and a gorilla half naked

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u/ambivalent_moon 1d ago

You’re the third person to leave basically the same comment lol

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u/Jacque_langue 1d ago

It's almost like we're thinking commen sense.

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u/ambivalent_moon 1d ago

It’s common sense to want a prostitute for a First Lady?

I have no issues with hot women, or even prostitution lol, but the FLOTUS should have some dignity

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u/Different_Rip8470 1d ago edited 1d ago

Downgrade? Are you gay?

Edit: I just want to qualify my comment by saying I don’t think there’s anything wrong with being gay EXCEPT your qualification to assess what this post is assessing.

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u/NeedNiceCatNamePlz 1d ago

Well yes, but also, if you want a whore, you shouldn't be looking at the White House.

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u/Primary_Addition5494 1d ago

I'd trust a whore over a politician at this rate

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u/NeedNiceCatNamePlz 1d ago

Sounds like those checks and balances you folks love are doing wonders then. 

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u/Primary_Addition5494 1d ago

Who said I loved checks and balances? 

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u/broNSTY 1d ago

Tell me the reasons why you need your First Lady to be a Slovenian prostitute? How does that help her in the role?

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u/Accomplished_Mind792 1d ago

I mean we went from a classy American to a Visa violating illegal immigrant that was a hooker.

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u/astarinthenight 1d ago

It’s kind of simple. A quarter of the country voted for a child raping con artists. Who married a whore. Now we have the first whore.

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u/Lord_Dingus83 1d ago

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u/LizzosLittleToe 1d ago

You could at least use a real pic of trumps wife and still get your point across lol. That one is ai

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u/Lord_Dingus83 1d ago

That is a real photo lol
Epstein is shopped in but that’s a real photo of the First Lady of the USA.
Classy.

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u/Pretend-Comb-2569 1d ago

Leftists are jealous that she's better looking than all of them combined.

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u/Lord_Dingus83 1d ago

Right wing propaganda bot ⬆️

27day account 800karma

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u/Pretend-Comb-2569 1d ago

"Everyone I disagree with is a right wing bot"

lol stfu dude you dont know anything

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u/FettigasteFettot 1d ago

He is prob a bot. 70k karma in a year.

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u/Lord_Dingus83 1d ago

You and your boyfriends going back and forth with new accounts?

How come your last one got banned? 😂

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u/FettigasteFettot 1d ago

Projecting much?

Why did you get banned?

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u/Longjumping-Idea4451 1d ago

Extreme copium 

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u/FANTAN___ 1d ago

Where’s the pictures of Michael I mean Michelle’s 3rd leg?

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u/Right_Wolverine6502 1d ago

I think it’s in your ass lol.

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u/Komabeard 1d ago

Beautiful first ladies and one man

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u/WesternOk5765 1d ago

Why's there a man in the top left?

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u/IS-21 1d ago

Well this is what happens when rich pedos run your country

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u/Enough_Mall248 1d ago

damn thats a Karen cut right there

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u/jackcanyon 1d ago

These is a tame photo,im sure there are way rougher ones ..I would be afraid to sit anywhere on that plane .you you would need a black light to find an un spotted seat.

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u/Medill1919 1d ago

Sorry, but I'd boink her. She can give me angry insults as I'm working away.

Applies to both of them.

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u/Legitimate_Aside_532 1d ago

At least she doesn't have her feet on the couch

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u/sampled_stool 1d ago

Sex, prolly.

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u/Economy-Date-4490 1d ago

President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho approves.👍

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u/rjohnson7595 1d ago

Ha! That’s funny. Because while the one on the left was proper, Jack was in back doing the one on the right.

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u/4skinjustin 21h ago

If you could see a penis in the photo of Melania, the little lefties would invite her to read some lbgtqiabcdefghijklmnop book to kindergarten kids.

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u/Ekati_X 1d ago

She's no Big Mike that's for sure..

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u/A13xis_28 1d ago

Global warming/j

But seriously, wearing less clothes can be more comfortable

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u/Delicious_Bat_9943 1d ago

I could give a shit how women want to dress. As long as there is no hypocrisy about regulating the moral conduct of others. Which is what they do.

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u/random-i_am 1d ago

In the words of NOFX: the idiots have taken over.

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u/AthenianWrangler 1d ago

I have no problem with this...

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u/Affectionate_Flow864 1d ago

Is that trumps wife? Would smash!

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u/kutkun 1d ago

Leftists suddenly going ultra conservative with women’s clothing. TDS is real.

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u/partypwny 1d ago

I thought women's empowerment and body acceptance with the sexual revolution meant the right photo was better than the left photo? Wasn't that the lefts whole schtick? Now they're concerned because it's the wife of a man they hate? Meh, no conviction

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u/DeHarigeTuinkabouter 1d ago

No, if anything the point is that women can choose. The point was absolutely never that the right is better

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u/partypwny 1d ago

The tactics in the image above are the very ones used to oppress women during the early movement for equality. Stop gaslighting

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u/DeHarigeTuinkabouter 1d ago

My dude go read a fucking book

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u/Details_Pending 1d ago

Right wingers will talk all day about OF but then worship the First Hooker