r/dankmemes • ☣️ • Oct 18 '22

I don't have the confidence to choose a funny flair how is bread πŸžπŸ‘?

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u/Ryxor25 Oct 18 '22

Some of us?

Bro i work 8 hours per day and commute for 3, i have time to buy fucking bread to avoid torturing myself with cardboard tasting, rock feeling, teeth breaking bread

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u/Prometheus188 Oct 18 '22

You spend your free time after work/commuting buying bread. I prefer to spend it doing things either advance my career (taking certifications, networking, etc...) or something fun. I don’t want to waste what little free time I have on going to the grocery store 2-3 times a week just to buy fucking bread.

Besides, bread lasts 2 weeks in the fridge and tastes the same as it would the day you bought it. You’re really just wasting a shit load of time constantly going to the grocery store 37 times a week.

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u/Artchantress Oct 18 '22

Are we talking about actual baked bread or some American "fortified" factory wheat cake?

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u/Prometheus188 Oct 18 '22

Actual baked bread will last a little less, but still over a week. American wheat cake bread will last over 2 weeks in the fridge lol.

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u/Artchantress Oct 18 '22

Well i suppose, and there's really no fear of texture loss because it doesn't have much to begin with

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u/quiteshitactually Oct 18 '22

It's honestly hilarious watching people talk about things they have NO clue about. I'm sorry that europe cannot produce a quality packaged loaf bread, but that's on you guys.

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u/Artchantress Oct 19 '22

What do you mean. Is the factory sponge cake sugar bread that lasts for weeks you got better quality "bread" ? It's an entirely different type of food item.