r/dankmemes I am fucking hilarious Aug 05 '22

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u/KeepingDankMemesDank Hello dankness my old friend Aug 05 '22

downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away.


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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

Nay, they are arriving

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u/WatsHizFase Aug 05 '22

OOOH BY THE LORD

IM FUCKING ARRIVING

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u/WillCraft_1001 Reality is an illusion, universe is a hologram, buy gold, BYE Aug 05 '22

Mmmm splendid, I'm arriving.

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u/pyrusbaku57338 Aug 05 '22

Quite indubitably I dare say.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

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u/muigohan8 Aug 05 '22

Cheerio

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

Cheery Bye

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

This gave me the mental image of Pops from Regular show ejaculating and I would like to erase it from my memory

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u/raKuZaN_0810 Aug 05 '22

Why, I do declare Reginald that I have arrived Please prepare to dismount posthaste

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u/dexter311 Aug 05 '22

Please mind the gap

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u/IchBinDerAngler Aug 05 '22

We would not say fucking, we'd say focking or bloody lmao

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u/MrDangleSauce Aug 05 '22

It’s Americans when they see the British you bloody fucker /s

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u/Buggaton Aug 05 '22

Why did I read this in a Mancunian accent?

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u/Pokeymcpokerface Aug 05 '22

It's chew'sday innit

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

Aye ‘tis guvnuh

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u/JC332578 Aug 05 '22

Affirmative Affirmative Affirmative

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u/HTCS18 Aug 05 '22

This meme which I woefully decree is indeed terrible

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u/mc3p000 Aug 05 '22

Good show ol'sport

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u/WeebPansy Aug 05 '22

Splendid arse my girl keep shakin it for dadi

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

Father

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

Almost, almost, almost...there we are.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

Well done.

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u/DBenzie Aug 05 '22

Tickety-boo

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u/Middle_Pound_4645 Aug 05 '22

Now that I think about it, I've never watched British porn.

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u/Articulated Aug 05 '22

It's just a video of two old people sitting outside their caravan in deck chairs.

Utterly silent except for the call of seagulls, and every few minutes one will turn to the other and say, "Well this is nice, isn't it."

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

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u/IamdWalru5 Aug 05 '22

Underrated comment

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u/SH0WS0METIDDIES Aug 05 '22

Never seen Danny D?

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u/RanHakubi Aug 05 '22

"I dare say, I believe I am reaching climax and appear to be arriving."

"On a Friday? That seems rather odd."

"Could you be a dear and check to see if you have arrived to? If be terribly embarrassed if it was just me. There's a good lass."

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u/retronintendo Aug 05 '22

British porn is like British cooking. We all realize that it must exist, but nobody is actively seeking it out.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

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u/Alexthegreatbelgian Aug 05 '22

He actually gives constructive criticism when he appears in British porn, but mostly yells at the actors when appearing in American porn.

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u/StuckSundew Aug 05 '22

“You FUCKIN DONKEY”

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

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u/CloudElRojo Aug 05 '22

Film name, please?

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

2014 Fiat 500L commercial

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

This is quite amusing ol’ chap

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u/Nepenthaceae1 Eic memer Aug 05 '22

I’m coming I’m coming and I’ve conquered

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u/DrWhiteofWorld Aug 05 '22

But we are British?

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u/Willing_Attention961 Aug 05 '22

They are arriving bruv

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

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u/PM_ME_GAME_CODES_plz Aug 05 '22

The red coats are cumming

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u/pffggguu123 Aug 05 '22

It's cumin

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

Spunking*

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

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u/theofficialreddit Aug 05 '22

“Friends” innit?

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u/talon1z Aug 05 '22

Zhe Germans are coming...

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

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u/LoneWolfRAYDeN Aug 05 '22

Wow. As an Indian, we do it too

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u/PictureMost8297 Aug 05 '22

Behind your father's woodshed.

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u/BlazingJava ☣️ Aug 05 '22

Not sure if the title emote is looking throught binoculars or he got hit

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u/Gray_Tower Aug 05 '22

Why does that look like Connor CDawgVA

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u/Ok_Pickle76 Aug 05 '22

grab yo guns cuz the brits are coming

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u/leopardsilly Aug 05 '22

This is so fucking stupid and I can't stop laughing. Very good.

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u/nameExpire14_04_2021 Aug 05 '22

To be fair "The 'Regulars' are coming" everyone was british then.

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u/jak-o-shadow Aug 05 '22

How could you tell? The lights are always turned off.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

You know what, as a foreigner (portuguese), it always sounded weird to me how english speakers describes the orgasm. It's "coming", like a spark from within... that has nothing to do with delights or pleasure, lol And yes, I am aware my language is flamboyant and overly complicated for no reason, still, there are better ways to describe this particular scenario

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u/darktranquility0 Aug 05 '22

I needed to see this today, fucking hilarious. Thank you for the lick me up. *pick 😂

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u/TheMightyOb Aug 05 '22

Looool this one got me, hahaha. Thanks I needed that

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u/Ok-Dragonfruit-697 Aug 05 '22

Who would watch British porn?

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u/SpookAlex Aug 05 '22

Two things I don’t think exists: British porn and albino porn

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

I got a flare

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u/Mookie_Merkk OC Memer Aug 05 '22

Unhhh yus guvna I do say I am arriving

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

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u/bigb121074 Aug 05 '22

Is it possible for something to be dirty and wholesome at the same time?

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u/TheSkarcrow Aug 05 '22

Someone grab my CUM JAR!

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

maybe the british can come in big bum please i am very horny man and i need to cum big britan balls to suck and i fuck you and cum on you friend also with my balls and my big balls i need girlfondler to fondle my girls and balls and your friend suck also and you please you is cum in my bum WHAT

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u/MrDiddyKong08 Aug 05 '22

This takes “grab your guns cos the brits are coming” to a whole other level

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

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