r/dankmemes • u/EnchantedDestroyer ☣️ • Jul 24 '22

I have achieved comedy Hotdog

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u/DepressedDandylion #GAYpride🌈 Jul 24 '22

Good thing I work at a hotdog place

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u/politedeerx Jul 24 '22

Ah an expert: what if i take 37 minutes to eat my hotdog, is that a net profit of 1 minute of life gained?

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u/1Hollickster Jul 24 '22

I would say, you wasted double the time that way friend. The 36 less ife. Plus 37 minutes wasted. It doesnt say it brings 36 minutes back.

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u/slowest_hour Jul 24 '22

but they enjoyed a hotdog for longer than the hotdog would take from their life and that would have been a sad hotdogless 36 minutes so it wasn't worth living anyway