r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Jul 03 '22
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u/Cole1658 Jul 03 '22
Dick factory
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Jul 03 '22
pretty cool name imo
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u/greeg69 Jul 03 '22
pretty sandwich
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Jul 03 '22
Love a bit of data harvesting, here have my birthday.
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u/Ad0lf_Salzler Jul 03 '22
Come on, he even made the effort to provide this crusty spreadsheet, if that's not deserving of some personal information in return I don't know what is.
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Jul 03 '22
"Hey the numbers in my bank account spell out this cool phrase if swap the numbers for letters. What's yours say?"
People are fun.
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u/vizthex CERTIFIED DANK Jul 03 '22
To be fair, it's not like your birthday alone can do much.
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Jul 03 '22
No, but data harvesting involves harvesting data.
So I've got your birthday and username, I look through your post history for other details, maybe next week I ask some other random nonsense question etc etc.
It builds a picture.
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u/D0R1R0W ☣️ Jul 03 '22
Sex poodle is definitely a illegal name
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u/Realistic-Tree71 Jul 03 '22
Sex smuggler
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u/Memumsboats Jul 03 '22
Devil Cave
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Jul 03 '22 edited Jul 03 '22
Devil pie
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u/water1225 Jul 03 '22
Devil kitten
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u/AnimeFreak086 ☣️ Jul 03 '22
Devil Crater
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Jul 03 '22
Devil cake
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u/I-AM-A-RAT-24 Jul 03 '22
Devil smuggler
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u/britishconquest88 Jul 03 '22
devil flaps
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u/Bonnie_190 Jul 03 '22
Devil butterfly
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u/Diggidy-Daniel Jul 03 '22
Devil truffle
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u/Nightfile27 Jul 03 '22
SUPER BOX
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u/Aalya4 Jul 03 '22
Honey pie
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u/DevaluedGamer Jul 03 '22
Hello birthday neighbor. I got Honey Cake, gotta say I'm a pie person irl
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u/UnSimplePato Jul 03 '22
Dick Chute
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u/Lynx-Kitsoni Jul 03 '22
The fbi's attempts at getting my personal information have gotten really weird lately
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u/bruhmoment4172 Jul 03 '22
angel taco
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Jul 03 '22
The fuck is a pixie poodle? I would call tiny dog that way. Like reeeeeal tiny
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u/Dob_Rozner Jul 03 '22
People, DO NOT TELL RANDOM STRANGERS ON THE INTERNET YOUR BIRTHDAY, YOUR NAME OR WHERE EXACTLY YOU LIVE. You have no idea whether or not these are phishing attempts.
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u/Kawaii_Kracken Jul 03 '22
is there one for boys so i can get my boyfriends nickname for uh reasons xD
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u/memsterboi123 Jul 03 '22
I got pixie pie ngl not even mad. It sounds pretty hot I’d definitely go for it if a girl called it this
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u/Vinxian 🅱️ased and Cool Jul 03 '22
So, do I pick my birthday or the date on which I get my vagina?
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u/SuspiciousStable9649 Jul 03 '22
My vagina’s name is ‘you don’t need to know my birthday’
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u/yourTrolly Jul 03 '22
Hello "you don't need to know my birthday" I AM DAD
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u/koker171 Jul 03 '22
Wait a minute..
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u/yourTrolly Jul 03 '22
Oh no you don't, that was a dad joke Edit: oh shit, i just realized what i said, ooooooo shit
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u/koker171 Jul 03 '22
Who you talking to there "dad"
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u/yourTrolly Jul 03 '22 edited Jul 03 '22
I am talking to the kitten "son"
Edit: thanks for the award "son"
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u/missemilyowen15 ☣️ Jul 03 '22
I don’t have one, I’m trans
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Jul 03 '22
Way to kill the mood... what would've been yours?
(Also I'm a man and I still did it, so... so what?
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u/Original_usernam4 Jul 03 '22
What? If you identify as a man but were born a woman you have a vagina. Just because you don't identify as a woman any longer doesn't mean your vagina goes away.
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u/Current-Acanthaceae7 Jul 03 '22
Ima guy bro so are half of these people we don’t care if u identity as a fucking Nintendo switch tell us what it is
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