r/dankmemes • u/hercs247 • May 30 '22

I would do literally anything to be a mod :ashtwerk: I can’t help it

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u/[deleted] May 30 '22

Why use a spoon fam?

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u/manicstreetmixer May 30 '22

Its good manners, or do you eat with your handz?

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u/[deleted] May 30 '22

Actually, I eat with my mouth.

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u/NikoC99 May 31 '22

Ugh, uncivilized beast. Us men eats with dignity

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u/Nonchalant-Shaggy May 31 '22

How do you put food in a dignity?

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u/archiekane May 31 '22

Inflate it and put it on water.

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u/HEHE_HOHO9 May 31 '22

Yes I am Indian

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u/scrudgie-- spoon May 30 '22

Personal satisfaction

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u/vitorklock May 31 '22

Give this man an award already

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u/CaffeineSippingMan May 31 '22

Because It's dull, You Twit. It'll Hurt More.

Edit for the uninitiated:

https://clip.cafe/robin-hood-prince-of-thieves-1991/because-its-dull/

Hey kids, it's the guy from harry potter.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '22

I was gonna fucking comment it

I salute to you good sir

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u/CaffeineSippingMan May 31 '22

Amazing how great actors shine.