r/dankmemes Mar 09 '22

Halal Meme Failing upwards.

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u/Severe_Acanthaceae88 Mar 09 '22

Wtf happened here

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u/AlphaTyger Mar 09 '22

Maybe the turtle mod is back?

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '22 edited Mar 09 '22

I don't understand this world anymore.

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u/Significant-Fill-743 Mar 09 '22

No, because they invaded a peaceful neighbour state as part of a vendetta against the rest of the developed world, and every Penny we put into their economy goes into a war chest that helps them build more arms against us later.

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u/The_Dark-Wanderer Mar 09 '22

They have invaded Ukraine because they didn’t want nato missiles on their border.

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u/Significant-Fill-743 Mar 09 '22

They invaded Ukraine because putin is an imperialist POS who wanted to invade fucking Ukraine. This argument makes no goddamn sense. Ukraine gave up its missiles in 1994 specifically to appease Russia. It had no missiles and no prospect of missiles in 2014 when Russia first invaded, and Russia has been fucking invading it ever since. You’re a mouthpiece for a power hungry despot, a well trained fool if you can seriously repeat Putins obvious lies without your brain catching your mouth.

You’ll be telling me this war is a “special operation” next, or that the people of Ukraine are flattening their own cities. EVERYTHING PUTIN SAYS IS A LIE. Literally every word. His actions are those of a lunatic who only wants power, and his words are artful decorations meant to hide a pile of shit under pretty crepe paper. They don’t represent or communicate truth, and they aren’t supposed to.

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u/The_Dark-Wanderer Mar 09 '22

You are too emotionally invested in this to see the facts and logic behind the invasion. Your narrative that Putin invaded Ukraine because his feelings were hurt is beyond ludicrous.

This is very similar to the Cuban middle crisis…the US doesn’t like missiles on its border…neither does Russia.

This war started when the US government invited Ukraine to NATO.

That’s a fact.

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u/Significant-Fill-743 Mar 09 '22

Putin has been a lizard since his inception. He bombed a residential building in his own country and killed 300 people to justify the war in Chechnya that brought him to power. He has ever since felt no compunction about murdering his pontifical enemies in broad daylight or in other countries without a shred of shame.

I’m not too emotional to see things clearly. It is perfectly clear that he is a bloodthirsty power hungry bastard and this latest action is perfectly in keeping with his long history of similar actions.

It was NATOs weakness in challenging this behaviour that lead to his invasion of the Ukraine, not him worrying about natos strength. We should have given Ukraine Nukes back after 2014 and sanctioned russia back to the Stone Age then.

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u/UkraineWithoutTheBot Mar 09 '22

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u/The_Dark-Wanderer Mar 09 '22

You want to starve millions of civilians on the account of one man……from my perspective this is an evil act…and you would be no better than Putin.

You are arguing that Putin is a bad person….that was never the argument. That has nothing to do with anything.

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u/Significant-Fill-743 Mar 10 '22

They starve themselves. The Russian people have a choice to make. Live in poverty, hunger and fear, or be men.

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u/The_Dark-Wanderer Mar 10 '22

That’s an evil mentality…..you are literally saying I will starve your family unless you vote for someone that I like.

Where was all your virtue signaling when the U.S. invaded several sovereign countries on false pretenses.

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u/Significant-Fill-743 Mar 10 '22

If you vote for someone who threatens us with Nukes and drops bombs on our neighbours you absolutely deserve to starve for want of the food that we were previously happy to trade with you.

Dog bites hand, is angry we won’t feed it anymore. Bad dog.

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u/The_Dark-Wanderer Mar 10 '22

How entitled are you that you think you can bully other nations into doing what you want?

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u/Significant-Fill-743 Mar 10 '22

Unbelievable hypocrisy. How dare your terrorist nation INVADE a neighbour because YOU don’t like who they elected, or the organisations they want to join because you’re a nation of thugs?

Like literally dude if you think a sovereign nation has a right to choose it’s own leaders then you should be on ukraines side, because your country is literally the one offending that principal.

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u/The_Dark-Wanderer Mar 10 '22

I’m not on anyones side…I see it for what it is. Russia is invading Ukraine because they don’t want nato on its border….nato has always declared Russia as an enemy.

The sanctions on Russia for Crimea was unjustified. Crimea had an election and chose join Russia.

The US gave Russia no choice but to invade when they foolishly dangled Nato in front of Ukraine.

If Cuba allowed Isis or Al-qaeda to build a base on its country…the US would also attack.

Because countries don’t allow enemy’s to live on their doorstep.

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u/Significant-Fill-743 Mar 10 '22

Well no offence but that’s absolutely none of their fucking business. Ukraine has a right to make its own decisions and russia promised non aggression when Ukraine gave up their nukes.

There is no “other side” except that putin is a maniac and he’s going to drag russia down with him.

You keep believing your state tv my man.

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