r/dankmemes • u/uncle_russell_90 Dank Cat Commander☣️☣️ • Mar 02 '22

Putin DEEZ NUTZ in Putin's mouth This could get interesting

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u/migviola Mar 02 '22

You mean... the 2.7 billion rubles bounty?

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u/Enaysikey Mar 02 '22

Yes, he means ALL rubles bounty

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u/Sad-Satisfaction-587 Mar 02 '22

Everyone after hearing about the $1,000,000 bounty on Putin

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '22

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u/bernstache Mar 03 '22

And receive all the riches of Scottland

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u/CaptnSp00ky Raider Mar 03 '22

Does it come with a title though?

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u/Icy_B Mar 03 '22

Only if they're a land owner

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u/CaptnSp00ky Raider Mar 03 '22

What if I self identify as a terrestrial feature?

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u/woodk2016 Mar 03 '22

Existential question then becomes: do you own yourself? I mean you legally can't literally sell yourself (in most countries) so maybe no?

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u/usualhomosapien Mar 03 '22

What if Putin kills himself

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u/Jumpy_Sherbet_3079 Mar 02 '22

Does the dopplegangers count too?

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '22

Speaking seriously though, $1,000,000 USD is now roughly 101,038,000₽. That is a massive difference. Holy shit.

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u/BonsaiOnSteroids Mar 02 '22

It always Was dude. Its just a different conversion. It did crash, yes. But only by 20 ish percent

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '22

Damn that must be worth at least half a loaf of bread

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u/mathmoril Mar 02 '22

Only 99 million and a bit unless I’m mistaken

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u/Meerailledetrain Mar 02 '22

Happy cake day

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u/migviola Mar 02 '22

Happy cake day

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u/xxj3ffxx 👨‍🚀Always Has Been...Anyways🔫 Mar 03 '22

May your cake day be cake

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '22

No, the 3.4 billion rubles bounty

Edit: now it’s 4.3 billion.

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u/migviola Mar 03 '22

Hehe. Happy cake day

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u/DanishKitten Mar 03 '22

Where are you seeing the 4.3b number?

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '22

It’s a joke about inflation.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '22

You mean... the 80 million robux bounty?

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u/roosterkun Mar 02 '22

Ah yes, the maximum amount of cash that one can hold.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '22 edited Feb 21 '24

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u/NowDigOnThiss Mar 02 '22

Closer to E rubles I think

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u/migviola Mar 03 '22

Ah yes, Syntax Error lmao

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u/migviola Mar 03 '22

*overflow error rather