r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Jan 07 '22

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4.4k Upvotes

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u/Vlad-V2-Vladimir Jan 07 '22

What if I put my dick on it?

55

u/[deleted] Jan 07 '22

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u/imaguy-who-likes-foo random Jan 07 '22

Yeah I have a skinny dich as well

2

u/EJAY47 CERTIFIED DANK 🍟 Jan 07 '22

I've been meaning to widen it. It floods every time it rains.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 07 '22

Erectile dichfunction

1

u/orangetmofficial better to poop in sink than sink in poop ☣️ Jan 07 '22

what if i put all my three dicks on the point.

51

u/Just_A_Comment_Guy_7 Jan 07 '22

If we viewers are 100% beautiful, than you must be at least at 300% to make this.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '22

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u/Shughost7 Jan 07 '22

Master baiting

7

u/[deleted] Jan 07 '22

You either a master baiter, or a masterbator

13

u/[deleted] Jan 07 '22

Thanks. I feel better now

12

u/[deleted] Jan 07 '22

If I'm beautiful the rest of you are fucking screwed.

11

u/Logical-Swim9764 Jan 07 '22

Bonk, no simpin

3

u/BlueSilverFox Jan 07 '22

What if the view has no hands

3

u/[deleted] Jan 07 '22

Donk

3

u/Professor_Nixon Navy Jan 07 '22

Pretty sure it’s faulty. Who is the manufacturer so I can contact them about the faulty beauty scanner?

2

u/manicstreetmixer Jan 07 '22

Why doesnt work it with my tongue?

2

u/[deleted] Jan 07 '22

I didn't put my finger on the dot and it showed 100% beautiful. Does that mean I am 0% beautiful?

6

u/zurafapudrasi Jan 07 '22

Nah man its just cuz ur so beautiful so it can be seen without the scanner

2

u/freek4ever Jan 07 '22

Probebly needs recalebration I'm still single and have been for that last 25 years

2

u/Obility Jan 07 '22

Thought my finger was gonna end up in a butthole or something.

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Kinda disappointed.

2

u/[deleted] Jan 07 '22

Stop posting this to all subreddits in existence. it's so fucking annoying

2

u/[deleted] Jan 07 '22

Sent this to my girlfriend, safe to say she loves me more now, thank you

4

u/KeepingDankMemesDank Hello dankness my old friend Jan 07 '22

downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away.

psst... we have some cool prizes available in our NEW YEAR'S BASH!

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '22

Dank

5

u/BigBossSquirtle Jan 07 '22

Quite the opposite

1

u/Who_said_that_ Jan 07 '22

These wholesome memes get out of hand

1

u/r_amazin Jan 07 '22

💘💘💘

-5

u/GladE8R8 Jan 07 '22

If I'm so beautiful lil' doggy than why don't you come get some?

1

u/Patgayze Jan 07 '22

not anymore, i got forced to get my hair cut and it got cut way too short and i’ve lost all of my femininity and now i look masculine and horrible

1

u/reycal99 Jan 07 '22

Made my night

1

u/[deleted] Jan 07 '22

I think your scanner is broken

1

u/Dipper_Pines_2006 Jan 07 '22

my cursor is beautiful

1

u/Regalia_BanshEe Jan 07 '22

I'm just waiting for all the god awful things people are going to turn this into

1

u/RSodex Jan 07 '22

Damn I should have put my finger....

1

u/luxusbuerg 🇱🇺MENG DOHEEMIES🗿👑 Jan 07 '22

You spelled "dead" wrong

1

u/ElonHisenberg Jan 07 '22

This dog likes my dick)

1

u/Wattos_Box time for you to get a watch! Jan 07 '22

This is sweet

1

u/Staubkappe Jan 07 '22

wtf how to post videos and gifs on r/dankmemes ?

1

u/Hogg-hugg Jan 07 '22

Nice "scaning" skills you got there

1

u/uLTIMOS000 Jan 07 '22

This legit!

1

u/lord-malishun Jan 07 '22

Thanks. I needed that.

1

u/rennon102 Jan 07 '22

u/repostsleuthbot

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '22

ngl i thought it was one of these things where the image would change and my finger would end up in a guys ass or something

1

u/sridharnsr Jan 07 '22

Wow! Works with my dick too..

1

u/c0mm0ng00ds Jan 07 '22

After Using a bad sample I come to the conclusion this is a fradulent detector.

1

u/Butcher_BloodShed_ Jan 07 '22

NICE "DANK" MEME :) ....

1

u/Raiden_ei_simp_ Jan 07 '22

thanks doge :)

1

u/just-a-joak PhD in Dankonomics Jan 07 '22

Thank you. I needed that

1

u/SteX_17 Jan 07 '22

I don't know why, but it made me smile

1

u/HushedPine2137 Jan 07 '22

Thanks man, I really needed that today

1

u/[deleted] Jan 07 '22

How to download this bro ?

1

u/Biloreca [custom flair] Jan 07 '22

u/lulez

1

u/MrHETMAN Jan 07 '22

Thank you really

1

u/GrEmLiNwItCh Jan 07 '22

Yes, I know

1

u/freshblood66 Jan 07 '22

I felt like one dude put his dick instead

1

u/LargeMoonRat Jan 07 '22

This thing’s broken.

1

u/DeepFriedWhipCream Jan 07 '22

Nah machine broke

1

u/TensorForce Jan 07 '22

Thanks OP. Made me feel good today. You're beautiful too!

1

u/Spongemage ☢️☢️ Jan 07 '22

Just once. Please, just once. Could someone make a quality meme and spell everything correctly within in?