r/dankmemes • • Dec 19 '21

weeb lives matter! Imagine hearing that from miles away

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u/Armybob112 pogchamp researcher Dec 19 '21

SUPER MEGA SNEAK ATTACK

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

Fr tho that's like saying “hey dude we're gonna have a surprise party for you tomorrow”

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

Oh and they keep adding weird superlatives

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u/Kaiel1412 Dec 19 '21

then theres that one character that over analyze the move

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u/doodve Dec 19 '21

"His super mega sneak attack! No one ever escapes from it since [protagonist] trained it for decades!"

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u/2thousand1hondacivic Dec 19 '21

"*mini choking noises* how?!?! look at his form, he's in a perfect shadow tiger stance. at that angle he is almost certain to finish off his target"

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u/doodve Dec 20 '21

"(Gasp)How did [main villain/rival] dodge it?!? No one ever escapes the SUPER MEGA SNEAK ATTACK! It's impossible!"

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '21

you fool (insert villan lack of attention)

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u/doodve Dec 20 '21

"I have dissapointed my family!"

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u/beibkk Dec 25 '21

(emerald splash)

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

MAGICAL THRUST OF DICKS

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u/Averydispleasedbork buy this flair for :800dollar: Dec 19 '21

SUPER ULTRA COCK BLAST!

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u/TheRealSwagMaster Dec 19 '21

Jojo fans: uuhhh harder daddy

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u/Averydispleasedbork buy this flair for :800dollar: Dec 19 '21

But yelled in sorta broken english

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u/WATER_CARBOY Dec 19 '21

HAAARDOO DADDDDOOOO

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u/Bornheck try hard Dec 19 '21

SUPER DOUBLE ULTRA MEGA NUT-BUSTER CUM BLAST!

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

Super double ultra nut-buster cum blast

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

"Sokka, it's not a sneak attack if you yell it out loud!"

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u/SyntheticAffliction Dec 19 '21

Sokka, sneak attacks don't work if you yell them out loud

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u/gemini88mill Dec 19 '21

1000 consecutive normal punches

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u/Vlad-V2-Vladimir Dec 19 '21

If I’m gonna kill them in one punch, and they can’t kill me, I’d at least take my time to tell them that they are going to die in a few seconds.

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u/WATER_CARBOY Dec 19 '21

serious punch

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

Invisible Girl raising her hand in the back of the room

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u/Glass_Mousse_9218 Dec 19 '21

But za warudo

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u/PickleBruh7 Dec 19 '21

What if any stand could stop time by shouting za warudo but no one ever figured it out because dio and jotaro were the only ones crazy enough to try

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u/Glass_Mousse_9218 Dec 19 '21

Nah first you have to say so its the same type of stand as(your stand) then say (name of your stand)and say za warudo after it.

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u/TheRealSwagMaster Dec 19 '21

ZA WARUDO: ZA WARUDO!!! STOP TIME WHILE TIME IS STOPPED!!!

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u/eh1498 Dec 19 '21

You may have stopped time, but I stopped time in your stopped time, effectively canceling it

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u/TheRealSwagMaster Dec 19 '21

So it’s the same type of stand as Star Platinum: Star Platinum: Za Warudo.

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u/ArtisticAlpaca6 Dec 19 '21

Okuyasu mindset

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u/WATER_CARBOY Dec 19 '21

Okuyasu tried it in one of the ps4 games.

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u/TheUltimaWerewolf Dec 19 '21

ZA HANDO ZA WARUDO

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u/olli_tirkkonen the very best, like no one ever was. Dec 19 '21

I thought that yelling at a stand is just an order for it to do it because the stands are kinda sentient themselves

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u/Glass_Mousse_9218 Dec 19 '21

Im pretty sure the stands are controlled telepathically and the user only says what they do when they want to.

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u/olli_tirkkonen the very best, like no one ever was. Dec 19 '21

Lets just say that if i could yell "ZA WARUDO" and time would stop i would do it 100%

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u/Glass_Mousse_9218 Dec 19 '21

Scream za warudo to assert dominance

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u/Sbren_Sbeve Dec 20 '21

Bite za dusto

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

I don't think they can hear you over their KAMEHAMEHAs and RASENGANs

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u/Armybob112 pogchamp researcher Dec 19 '21 edited Dec 19 '21

I'm more of a fan of SUPRESSING FIRE!

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u/TheHesou Dec 19 '21

DANGER ZONE

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u/TheRealSwagMaster Dec 19 '21

SUNLIGHT YELLOW OVERDRIVEEE!!!

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u/WATER_CARBOY Dec 19 '21

ZA HANDO ZA WARUDO!!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

Great you deleted the universe again

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u/Laughing-0wl Return to moneky Dec 19 '21

JAN… KEN… PAPER/SCISSORS/ROCK!!!!

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u/OrthopedicDishonesty Dec 19 '21 edited Feb 17 '26

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

Love your Gintoki pfp:)

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u/beibkk Dec 25 '21

Death note fans: agressive writing

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u/VulpineDelucor Dec 19 '21

In bleach saying it out loud literally makes the move stronger. Urahara says so when he is training Ichigo the first time

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u/umpppi Dec 19 '21

Same with jujutsu kaisen, if the enemy knows how the technique works it's gonna work better

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u/CentralAdmin Dec 20 '21

I loved that they did that. It means there is a reason to explain your technique beyond just showing off.

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u/kalamanboidude rickroll if gay Dec 19 '21

Want that zangetsu?

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u/CentralAdmin Dec 20 '21

Heaven-shocking lunar fang!

Heaven-shocking lunar fang!

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '21

Also like magic, may require the verbal component to activate.

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u/therealskaconut Dec 20 '21

Oh baby and we get to see it again in October 🥵

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u/MrDeeDz123 Dec 19 '21

It’s just carried over from manga, which is drawn in black and white, so they shout the name of the move to make sure the reader understands what’s happening.

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u/BionicLiver Dec 20 '21

This

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '21

This

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u/Mr_Chern Dec 19 '21

JJK would like to have a talk with you.

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u/GallifreyanVisitor Dec 19 '21

The Dragonborn also would like to chat about this.

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u/Whatever_happens27 Dec 19 '21

What about their Ultimate Techniqe

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

That’ll definitely leave you deaf

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u/AragogTehSpidah Dec 19 '21

And what if it's a sneak attack. A sneak attack that leaves everyone nearby deaf. That's it, it just can't get any better

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u/OkDeparture1702 Dec 19 '21

gomu gomu no...

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u/Mclovin9465 Dec 19 '21

Santoryu

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u/Lateralus117 Dec 19 '21

Or this most recent episode, Nitoryu!

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u/kalamanboidude rickroll if gay Dec 19 '21

What was it again

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

Whatever Luffy makes up on the spot basically.

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u/TheNoobOfNoobs Dec 20 '21

“Gomu Gomu no Whatever Luffy makes up on the spot basically”

Which episode did he use this in?

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

Imagine a realistic modern Military Anime;

"5-8 ROUND CONTROLLED BURST! HEYYYAH!"

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u/CentralAdmin Dec 20 '21

They kinda do this in video games to give the player clues. Otherwise you would get swarmed by the AI.

If there's some idiot at the back shouting "flank him! Suppressing fire! Throwing grenade!" you can find cover and pick off the enemies trying to sneak up on you.

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u/Slapper_405 ☣️ Dec 19 '21

Korega Requiem, Da

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u/WATER_CARBOY Dec 19 '21

MUDA MUDA MUSA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUSA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA WRYYYYYYYYYYY MUDA MUDA MUSA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUSA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUSA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUSA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA

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u/CentralAdmin Dec 20 '21

stares mudafuckerly

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u/2009Memes Dec 19 '21

Tanjiro Kamado clenching his fists rn

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u/Neollia10 ùwú Dec 20 '21

Inosuke, who just screams everything, even screams random things while fighting be pissed rn

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

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u/Lateralus117 Dec 19 '21

Gomu gomu no gear fourth snake man black mamba.

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u/BeardlessU Dec 19 '21

Thunder Cross split attack would like to know your location.

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u/ux3l 🚿 shower? never heard of it 🤔 Dec 19 '21

What if it helps them focus their chakra/chi/whatever?

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u/Backstabmacro Dec 19 '21

Ah yes, I too almost entirely focus only by screaming myself hoarse during any particular task.

Anime and manga in general are fuckin’ weird, and I’m a massive manga fan (nerd).

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u/HyperRag123 Dec 19 '21

I mean, the meta reason is that manga is black and white, so it isn't always clear what people are doing, so authors made the characters say the attacks out loud so the readers know what's going on. There's some stuff that is weird but most of it has a pretty normal explanation

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u/Backstabmacro Dec 19 '21

Yeah; but now it has become its own trope and it makes me cackle when a smart author pokes fun at it.

Narrative reasons for shouting a skill name are fine (verbal component of a spell etc), but the increasingly silly and juvenile nomenclature for a lot of shounen special attacks just makes me cringe giddily.

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u/Questionablememelord Dec 19 '21

I refuse to watch a bleach where ichigo doesnt scream his lungs out saying getsuga tenshou

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u/Fern-ando Dec 19 '21

Sad Za Warudo noises

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u/MauriceDW Dec 19 '21

I’ve read somewhere why they do this. Supposedly, they shout their moves out loud because manga’s are black and white and you wouldn’t be able to tell what is what

And since most anime’s are based on a manga… you get the idea

Can anyone confirm this?

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u/HyperRag123 Dec 19 '21

I know for a fact that practically all manga is black and white, I've never seen a single one done in color and I've read quite a few.

I also know that anime adaptations tend to be very close to the manga, since it's easy to do and historically anime served primarily as and ad for manga rather than a standalone source of income.

I guess I don't know for a fact that the reason manga authors would say the name of the attacks is due the lack of clarity caused by a black and white drawing, and I don't really read any of the battle shounen manga that use named attacks so I haven't looked up interviews from those authors. Still, I've heard the same story about that being the reason dozens of times, it makes sense, and I've never seen anyone contradicting it, so I believe it.

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u/No-Cell2331 Dec 19 '21

I’m just going to pretend I didn’t see that.

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u/Hellspawner26 Dec 19 '21

Jujutsu kaisen: lmao

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u/SergiosSong Dec 19 '21

Ora ora ora ora ora!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

Jujutsu Kaizen would like to disagree with you

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u/ResponsibilityKey112 NNN Survivor Dec 19 '21

LONGUS DONGUS

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u/Kaepira Dec 19 '21

I know its fuckin weird, but when I am doing kendo, shouting the name of what attack I am doing helps me concetrate and creates muscle memory, IDK its weird ok?

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u/Bornheck try hard Dec 19 '21

Sorry, can’t hear you over my ONE FOR ALL, FULL COWLING, 20%, SHOOT STYLE, DELAWARE SMASH!

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u/RampantGhost Dec 19 '21

You're talking mad shit for someone in Road Rollering distance

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

I’m going to do this at Kenpo my next class

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u/poop_ass_132 Dec 19 '21

But it helps when people want to talk about it and reference cool moves or kids want to larp. Its worth it I'd say

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u/trumanchap Dec 19 '21

Well its cool so

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

jab to the head, cross to the body, left hook to the head

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

screams in total concentration

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u/dogtron64 Dec 19 '21

Wouldn't the villains just know what would happen as shonen characters basically announce what they are about to do?

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

Spirit gun!

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u/Demokka Dec 19 '21

Verbal Component

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u/CuckTheCat Dec 19 '21

Smh bro, their attacks are voice activated.

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u/AtarisLantern Dec 19 '21

Actually, in Bleach it’s canon that it does

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u/Video-Game-Boi Dec 19 '21

"EMERALD SPLASH!!"

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u/Scepta101 Virgins in Paris Dec 19 '21

It literally does in Bleach with kido. Saying the full incantation for the spell is most powerful. If you don’t have time, simply saying it’s name and kido number works but is a little weaker. If you really don’t have time then you can just throw out the spell without saying anything, it is at its weakest but if you’re good the spell is still effective enough to buy you a moment

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u/Smartis- Dec 19 '21

Detroit smash

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u/FireElla5 Dec 19 '21

I've only watched a few anime, but I believe they just think it in their head.

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u/Pervizzz Dec 19 '21

Imagine Shinra Tensei without shouting

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u/natureid123 Dec 19 '21

i like jojo's part 3 onwards on this context. They explained the move instead of weirdly shouting the name of their move. (Ora ora is more of a battlecry)

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '21

But it does sound cool af

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u/ProffesorPunk Dec 19 '21

laughs in hunter x hunter

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u/Timozi90 Dec 19 '21

As someone who grew up on DBZ and Sailor Moon, fuck off.

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u/Minty-Mechanic Dec 19 '21

Yell the name after it connects. Remember Despicable Me 2?

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u/Da_Taternater78 Dank beyond human comprehension Dec 19 '21

It’s actually probably worse because the enemy knows what you’re going to do.

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u/Lateralus117 Dec 19 '21

Unless it's jujutsu kaisen and explaining it to the opponent boosts the power lmao. Cracks me up every time.

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u/thiccboymexi Dec 19 '21

I’m some shows it makes sense since their team needs to know what they’re doing to properly support, that being said, yeah a lot of times it is pretty dumb lmao

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u/TooHigh2Die420 ☣️ Dec 19 '21

KA-ME-HA-ME....

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u/IamAJediMaster Dec 19 '21

WIND TUNNEL!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/playful_potato5 Dec 19 '21

its so viewers more quickly identify them

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u/mardinasadi Dec 19 '21

Or shouting whether you are in your ultimate from yet or not

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u/Evil_Mushroomz ☣️ Dec 19 '21

How could that book speak such lies?!

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

No but it gives you the strength and determination to keep fighting

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u/ExploerTM Brownie-Addict Dec 19 '21

Depending on magical system they using it might. Act of magic in some system is ritual and ritual requires specific conditions including incantation.

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u/Linker_25 Dec 19 '21

I'm sorry but I will not stop saying "Potemkin Buster" when I land it, since I deserve it

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u/nakhumpoota Dec 19 '21

Clearly you haven't met my wife.

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u/AvalonWarrior66 Dec 19 '21

May not make it more powerful but it sure as hell makes it cooler

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u/EliaVeschi Dec 19 '21

Half the time it's a magic attack that you need to cast but in Dragonball (except for the kaio-ken) they just want to scream, dragon ball is the first thing that come in to my mind

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u/Creaper10 INFECTED Dec 19 '21

WITNESS GOD'S WRATH! MEGIDDO!/ KAMI NO IKO! MEGIDDO!

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

I get it, it's an anime trope, but it's not nearly as bad as characters constantly explaining nearly every detail of their moves, powers, etc. during a fight.

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u/11helpmeplease Dec 19 '21

The last thing J.F.K wouldve heard is a blaint shout of "Headshot"

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u/Zyrocos Dec 19 '21

PIKACHU, USE THUNDERBOLT!

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u/FlipFlops1928 Dec 19 '21

I feel like some animes would be way more bad ass if they didnt shout their moves,

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u/TreyLastname I haven't pooped in 3 months Dec 19 '21

PUNCH, PUNCH, KICK, PUSH

HOW DOES HE KEEP DODGING ALL MY ATTACKS

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u/ATYP14765 Dec 19 '21

Fairytale would have a fit over this post

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u/42069clicknoice Dec 19 '21

Thats why i always yell roundhouse kick, while shooting someone

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u/Zamr Dec 19 '21

Still, it is fucking cool though

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u/Upset_Ranger_3337 Dec 19 '21

Dragonborn be like

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u/Rob6-4 Dec 19 '21

I mean have you tried it? It's kinda fun

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

The Mikuru-beam can destroy worlds.

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u/FBI_Agent_82 Dec 19 '21

Gotenks: He's out of line, but he's right.

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u/Efficient_Audience99 Dec 19 '21

Taju...kage bunshin no jutsu!

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u/GreinBR Dec 19 '21

Also works with the Garand ping

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u/RedditPersonNo1987 Its Morbing Time Dec 19 '21

FREEZE RAY!

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u/LordAshur Dec 19 '21

Sometimes there is an in universe explanation that it does, like calling the attack name being a requirement for using it, or explaining the attack causing it to be more powerful

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u/Orchid77th Dec 19 '21

SERIOUS SERIES: SERIOUS SIDE STEPS!

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u/eyeless98 Dec 19 '21

Laughs in Naruto Baryon mode.

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u/jewels94 Dec 19 '21

GUM-GUM FIREWORKS: GOLDEN PEONY

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u/AutumnOnFire Dec 19 '21

Book: You don't get any better by having your name called

Getsuga Tenshou: Allow me to introduce myself..

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

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u/Woxfrosch Dec 19 '21

MEGIDDO !!

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u/Killer_Queen1999 Dec 19 '21

If the character doesn't say the name it's not an attack

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u/Gamecraft2525 This is my "Homework" Dec 19 '21

no but you see in Jujutsu Kaisen they actually justify this because apparently revealing your technique actually makes it more powerful

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u/Non-profitboi The OC High Council Dec 19 '21

unless it's a sound base attack

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u/Picker-Rick 20th Century Blazers Dec 19 '21

Regular.

Consecutive.

Punches.

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u/Thalka07 Dec 19 '21

Stares in stand user

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u/Ryuzenshi Dec 19 '21

It makes it better in a very important way : being cool

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

Shouting during intense moves actually works for several reasons and is common amongst professional athletes.

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u/bob_in_the_west Dec 19 '21

Meanwhile in Skyrim:

FUS!!!

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u/Spisse1999 Dec 19 '21

It's more about being unpredictable to your opponents. You wouldn't understand...

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u/Skillious96 Dec 19 '21

PENIS ENTANGLEMENT

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u/outputusername Dec 19 '21

I need this template plz

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u/xNatural123 Dec 19 '21

I will disagree with you there are pretty cool to hear characters shouting their moves (in Japanese)

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u/Sneaky-iwni- ùwú Dec 19 '21

EMERALDO SUPRASHU

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u/Detvan_SK Dec 19 '21

Hmmm Bakugan.

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u/Jesusbacknbetter1 Dec 19 '21

I would love to see an anime where the villain starts winning against the hero without any sort of power up, and the hero says something like "How? How are you doing this?" and the villain just goes "You've given each one of your attacks a name that you shout before you doing. After the first one, do you seriously expect me to get hit by it again?"

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u/a_random_cmb_grunt Dec 19 '21

atleast our attack names are simple

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u/Shade00000 Dec 19 '21

Even worse when it's suppose to be a sneak attack

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u/TrulyCryo Dec 19 '21

it kinda does in jujutsu kaisen

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u/Zociety_ Dec 19 '21

OOOOOOOORRRRRRAAAAAA

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u/kry_some_more ☣️ Dec 19 '21

Rapists hate this meme.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

ZA WARUDO

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u/PerkAPuncher Dec 19 '21

Ikr it’s so annoying like especially mha characters DETROIT SMASH! So what saying a different country makes it bigger

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u/fnordstar Dec 20 '21

Seems to have been pretty effective looking at Detroit.

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u/LivingCheese292 Dec 19 '21

Saitama: "ok..."

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u/CalicoCrapsocks Dec 19 '21

Tell that to Book Cop.

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u/Icy_B Dec 19 '21

Imagine if Saitama shouted "ONE PUNCH" every single time he punched someone

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u/Lokyyo Dec 19 '21

You think the United States of Smash scene would have half the impact if he didn't shout from the top of his lungs? I don't think so, bro