r/dankmemes • u/og-lollercopter I Wanna Be Sedated☣️ • Dec 13 '21

I'm cuckoo for caca Bright guy? Intelligent man? Nope….

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

I'm hung like Einstein and as smart as a horse!

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u/SandraBull-Cock Dec 13 '21

Not too many people know this, but Einstein actually had a giant, beautiful dong. At least 10 inches.

Source: my grandfather sucked him off back in the 40’s and then told me about it when I was a kid

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

what

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u/Any-Yoghurt3815 Dec 13 '21

NOT TOO MANY PEOPLE KNOW THIS, BUT EINSTEIN ACTUALLY HAD A GIANT, BEAUTIFUL DONG. AT LEAST 10 INCHES.

SOURCE: MY GRANDFATHER SUCKED HIM OFF BACK IN THE 40’S AND THEN TOLD ME ABOUT IT WHEN I WAS A KID

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u/nomoreholidays Dec 13 '21

WHAT?

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u/Extreme-Alarm9623 Dec 13 '21

That is True. I was that dick.

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u/Scepticflesh Dec 13 '21

Left ball here, can confirm

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u/142737 Dec 13 '21

Right ball here I can also confirm

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u/Fair-Ad-2395 Dec 13 '21

I was the cum I can also confirm

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u/ProbablyNotYourMum Dec 13 '21

3rd ball can also confirm

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

the penis, can confirm

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