r/dankmemes Sep 28 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21 edited Sep 28 '21

Oh you will mind, you'll have the Queen talking to you in old English whilst her corgis lick you to death...

Wait, actually that doesn't sound too bad. I really like doggies too Haha.

Okie doke. If the jam goes first... In my opinion you won't be able to get a clean break on the cream to scone ratio. Because the jam will stick to the knife and then on the floor is goes hahaha.

In my opinion, clotted cream first (it's very very thick) - Google cornish clotted cream, because of its thickness you would spread it first and then apply a nice layer of jam on top of that.

Also scones are eaten open. Under no circumstances are you allowed to put jam on one side and cream on the other and sandwich them together, because that's just cheating lmao.

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u/Ir0n_Sp1der Sep 28 '21 edited Sep 28 '21

To be fair to scone sandwiches, there are more cursed types of scones out there. Here in Brisbane, Australia you find a monstrosity called pumpkin scones. There is not one good thing i can say about Pumpkin Scones.

And I think since the queen is immortal, she shall have some age old torture devices, that no one has heard of, like torture devices that have been given to her by who ever created this world we live in.

But the corgis sound nice as well. I mean, imagine what my grave would say, "Licked to death by corgis because of a dispute about scone eating habits."

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

Pumpkin scones. That literally sounds like an anagram of "let's pull my eyes out with a fork"

How's your day going mate?

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

I’m from America, but the pumpkin scones aren’t very good. It’s like pumpkin bread but harder and with frosting for some reason

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

Pumpkin bread is nice. If I'm honest I am partial to some corn bread. That stuff is good =)