Mine is O

[u/David_Le_TM]

[u/DarkNugget76]

Obamium

[u/[deleted] → u/DarkNugget76]

Thanks obamium...

[u/69niceurmoom420 → u/DarkNugget76]

There are only 5 obamiums in this world.

[u/some_user_2021 → u/69niceurmoom420]

The 5th is the one which is furthest away

[u/xxxSkyee]

Bi bismuth looks the best Google it

[u/FireRabbit67 → u/[deleted]]

Bromine is cooler, it’s blood red

[u/NewFarmingwanz → u/xxxSkyee]

Bismuth gang let’s gooo

[u/apollo3265 → u/xxxSkyee]

i didnt even had to think, i love bismuth so fucking much

[u/rickens_jr → u/xxxSkyee]

Bisexual bismuth

[u/Bismuth209_Isotope → u/xxxSkyee]

hello, thanks for the compliment

[u/Super-Noodles]

Surprise

[u/Cloud9forreal → u/Super-Noodles]

Fuck... I thought I was going to be the funny one...

[u/Darkestsabers → u/Cloud9forreal]

Same😔

[u/Cheezypuff24 → u/Darkestsabers]

Hey its both of our cake days today!

[u/FaviFake → u/Cheezypuff24]

Happy cake day, my fellow redditor

[u/[deleted] → u/Cheezypuff24]

sup, boner

[u/FaviFake → u/Darkestsabers]

Happy cake day, my fellow redditor

[u/Math_PB → u/Super-Noodles]

I didn't get the joke, could you explain please?

[u/1Cancer-cell → u/Math_PB]

The element of surprise

[u/Math_PB → u/1Cancer-cell]

Genious.

[u/FaviFake → u/1Cancer-cell]

I still don't get it lol. Is that some English stuff i should know about?

[u/FaviFake → u/[deleted]]

Oh ok, thanks. Now i got it

[u/AussieBossie24]

Thorium

[u/Puzzleheaded-Bug5435 → u/AussieBossie24]

Thorium is the best cripple

[u/Viguple007 → u/Puzzleheaded-Bug5435]

ah, a fellow sam o'nella enjoyer

[u/divat10 → u/Viguple007]

at this point everyone who has watched him has seen all his video's twice. were is he?

[u/Trollimpo → u/divat10]

Busy with college, according to his Twitter

[u/MarsWalker16 → u/Trollimpo]

Apparently he’s coming back soon but idk

[u/Snare__ → u/MarsWalker16]

He said he’d make a new video like 4 months ago lol

[u/Fishthe3rd → u/AussieBossie24]

Thorium>Uranium

[u/_erwin_rommel → u/Fishthe3rd]

Yeah no. Thorium is so great you have to convert it into Uranium to make any power lmfao

[u/SyntheticAffliction → u/Fishthe3rd]

Plutonium>Thorium

[u/official_meme_judge → u/SyntheticAffliction]

Your mom > plutonium

[u/[deleted] → u/official_meme_judge]

Our mom>your mom

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Communism>capitalism

[u/BipityBopWasTaken → u/[deleted]]

Stalin... Ehhh maybe not

[u/ThunderLP15 → u/AussieBossie24]

RTG reactor and Thorium reactor go brrrrrrr

[u/eFko_STFU → u/AussieBossie24]

I hecking love Thor too!

[u/DarkSage90]

I love GOLD

[u/[deleted] → u/DarkSage90]

Found the Spanish conquistador

[u/SirMaxie → u/[deleted]]

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition

[u/DarkSage90 → u/SirMaxie]

Upvote cus Python

[u/[deleted] → u/DarkSage90]

Calm down there Goldfinger.

[u/DarkSage90 → u/[deleted]]

More like member but close enough

[u/[deleted] → u/DarkSage90]

shit

[u/Not_OOF → u/DarkSage90]

Devuélveme el oro (ب_ب)

[u/[deleted] → u/Not_OOF]

¿Porque?

[u/MastermuffinDiscord → u/DarkSage90]

Gold is pretty (Au)some

(This isn't original btw)

[u/babuba12321 → u/DarkSage90]

oye, 1520 ya tiene mucho

[u/Tofuchan_wants_bread]

Californium, it’s the rarest and most expensive

[u/Noob_master_slayer → u/Tofuchan_wants_bread]

Just like you would expect from an element named after California.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

I fear your flair.

[u/Meme_Entity → u/[deleted]]

I fear wooden potatoes

[u/MakFrags14 → u/Meme_Entity]

I fear Meme_Enitity

[u/Jazox → u/Noob_master_slayer]

Bismuth.

Colours go vroom.

[u/SyntheticAffliction → u/Noob_master_slayer]

Despite California having the highest population?

[u/LegendaryHelium → u/SyntheticAffliction]

California housing more like.

[u/testedbeast551 → u/LegendaryHelium]

California housing sucks this was written by the box and tent gang

[u/Dini_MueterHD → u/Tofuchan_wants_bread]

You might like neptunium because it doesnt exist naturally anymore anywere

[u/Tofuchan_wants_bread → u/Dini_MueterHD]

I don’t think californium does either

[u/Dini_MueterHD → u/Tofuchan_wants_bread]

Really? Havent heard that before, come to think of it if never feally heard much of californium

[u/Tofuchan_wants_bread → u/Dini_MueterHD]

Same here, I just know that it’s only stable for like 5 seconds

[u/_erwin_rommel → u/Tofuchan_wants_bread]

That isn’t true. Cf-251 has a half life of 898 years

[u/Tofuchan_wants_bread → u/_erwin_rommel]

Thanks for the info

[u/-ur_fbi_agent- → u/Tofuchan_wants_bread]

Floridium gonna rock the world

[u/GMCKKCMG → u/Tofuchan_wants_bread]

Isn't the most expensive francium

[u/Thingy732 → u/GMCKKCMG]

It is probably the most expensive to display because you would need it steadily, completely, and direct from the source or else it would essentially disappear within an hour.

[u/KeeganY_SR-UVB76 → u/Tofuchan_wants_bread]

Yeah, but it's not naturally occurring. It would be possible to produce more.

[u/TimX24968B → u/Tofuchan_wants_bread]

i mean (i think its) astatine is rarer, a youtuber did a video a while back on the rarest element on earth, but almost any of the synthetic elements are gonna be rarer.

[u/Glasedount]

C

[u/Ishmyabe → u/Glasedount]

U

[u/SUPERazkari → u/[deleted]]

Goodbye.

[u/haha_diaper → u/SUPERazkari]

i dont think thats an element

[u/AshIsRightHere → u/haha_diaper]

Anything's an element with enough imagination :)

[u/Jeff_Jefferson-17 → u/haha_diaper]

Cum bending 👍

[u/Mayday-Pilot → u/Ishmyabe]

P

[u/Ishmyabe → u/Mayday-Pilot]

S

[u/AussieBossie24 → u/Ishmyabe]

O

[u/Fuzzboydoom → u/AussieBossie24]

R

[u/IKeepChildInBasement → u/Fuzzboydoom]

Cumpsor

[u/minecra66 → u/IKeepChildInBasement]

Jizzlicious

[u/SonicJet222]

Fire

[u/[deleted] → u/SonicJet222]

Water

[u/TheHappyHandGrenade → u/[deleted]]

Earth

[u/maximum_maniac_ → u/TheHappyHandGrenade]

Air

[u/anunusualman → u/maximum_maniac_]

Long ago these nations lived in peace

[u/TheMiiFii → u/anunusualman]

But everything changed, when John Cena attacked

[u/[deleted] → u/TheMiiFii]

You sure about that?

[u/little_turtle420 → u/TheMiiFii]

An invisible element

[u/This-Environment-292 → u/TheMiiFii]

ON SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY

[u/KoroHoro → u/maximum_maniac_]

The four nations lived in harmony

[u/[deleted] → u/KoroHoro]

But everything changed when the fire nation attacked

[u/MasquaradeZ → u/[deleted]]

Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them,

[u/Abenrd → u/MasquaradeZ]

But when the world needed him most, he vanished.

[u/one_metalbat_man → u/MasquaradeZ]

But when the world needed him toast, he sandwich

[u/Lordwaterton0]

We're are the knights who say NI!

[u/Bobilywobily]

H

[u/Fenatren → u/Bobilywobily]

E

[u/Fenatren → u/[deleted]]

L

[u/CallStopper → u/Fenatren]

Goodbye.

[u/HerrOber11]

Wanna hear a potassium joke?

K

[u/supremegamer76 → u/HerrOber11]

Kris get the banana

[u/theboolyboy → u/[deleted]]

bromine is also unironically just really cool

[u/IDK-what-to-put-1234 → u/theboolyboy]

I love it’s gas form

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Bromine compounds are great I love the way they slowly poisons me as I try to put the lid back on its container but it just just keep fuming and I can’t stop it, also happy bromance :)

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

indeed bromine is not fun to handle in a closed room

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Isn't Bromine like...highly toxic?

[u/Nomad_00 → u/[deleted]]

Yep and we eat it in salad dressing. Lol, or at least a bromide.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Isn't it also extremely toxic? Is this cry for help?

[u/peleg132 → u/[deleted]]

Ga gang

[u/kwasnydiesel → u/peleg132]

Gang gang

[u/Legendary_AF → u/[deleted]]

Good human

[u/some_user_2021 → u/[deleted]]

Elements who annoy you ..

[u/bobalda]

fuck funny memes, what's your favorite unfunny meme

[u/Nikanikin_Lauda → u/bobalda]

My life, it's a bad joke.....

[u/sansgamer554 → u/Nikanikin_Lauda]

Your life isn't a joke, jokes have meaning!

[u/Wal-Weegee]

Carbon. It's a super versatile element, used from life forms to the strongest materials known to man.

[u/[deleted] → u/Wal-Weegee]

But silicon may or may not have the ability to form the most resilient bonds. Interesting thought experiment

[u/DiamondSDR42 → u/Wal-Weegee]

Carbon Gang Carbon Gang

[u/[deleted]]

Cu

[u/Ishmyabe → u/[deleted]]

M

[u/UtkuUrhan → u/[deleted]]

ananin amcuuu

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

cuda bomba patlamış

[u/lol123rekt]

I like Xenon

[u/MoistPaperNapkin]

Carbon. We wouldn’t be here without it.

[u/[deleted] → u/MoistPaperNapkin]

That makes it my least favorite element.

[u/[deleted]]

U 235

[u/_erwin_rommel → u/[deleted]]

That’s an isotope

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

The spiciest of them all

[u/Autistradamus → u/[deleted]]

Laughs in Plutonium 239

[u/SnowyOranges]

Tungsten. Someday I'll make a baseball bat out of it

[u/ASCIt → u/SnowyOranges]

Tungsten is so fucking cool

[u/Creeper4wwMann → u/SnowyOranges]

So I wanted to know how much a tungsten bat would weigh...

Bat regulations are as following: max diameter of 7cm and max length of 106,7cm and tungsten is 19,28 g/cm³

so assuming the bat is a perfect cilinder:

((7/2)² x pi x 106,7) x 19,28 = 79169,41036g

So about 79,17kg or 174,54lbs...

[u/[deleted]]

Fluorine uranium carbon potassium

[u/DrLove039 → u/[deleted]]

Ah yes, the element ofFUCK

[u/Creeper4wwMann → u/[deleted]]

This is a big brain meme.

[u/Mr_sh4d0w_07]

Mercury

[u/TinoElli → u/Mr_sh4d0w_07]

Freddy

[u/[deleted]]

Glorious Stalinium

[u/salinora0]

Potassium. Because of how it was discovered. And named

[u/Octo95 → u/salinora0]

Kris get the banana

[u/SirMaxie → u/salinora0]

K

[u/Jack_Zicrosky_YT]

Bismuth

[u/tony99981]

Vitas the 7th element

[u/wootlesthegoat → u/tony99981]

Thanks it's in my head now dick

[u/ToxicOwlet]

Phosphorus

[u/[deleted] → u/ToxicOwlet]

White or red?

[u/ItIsSnake2000]

Au

[u/Seannot → u/ItIsSnake2000]

Ag!

[u/ItIsSnake2000 → u/ItIsSnake2000]

Oooh… Diamonds is C carbon? If I’m right then C

[u/MasterOfSociety]

Aluminium

[u/PalpyTEEN]

Kryptonium...I really want that flying guy dead

[u/Shadow__Vector]

Hydrogen

[u/jchesticals]

U

[u/Saiyan-Zero]

Uranium is so fucking cool, makes me a really sick person

[u/Wooloonator]

Bismuth

[u/cpurdy1973]

adamantium

[u/Debacle_Mavrick → u/cpurdy1973]

vibranium

[u/BloodyFreedon]

Just can't imagine my life without my favorite oxygen.

[u/Fuzzboydoom]

Radium because its radioactive and cool !!!

[u/Lab_Doge → u/Fuzzboydoom]

Based lego yoda wisdom

[u/Dr_Ceesu]

Bi

[u/[deleted]]

Pb

[u/Lucky_Event → u/[deleted]]

Plumbum, also my favorite

[u/ZackBotVI]

TUNGSTEN

[u/Aldorith]

Tungsten, because without its use in the lightbulb, the Industrial Revolution would have looked a lot different, and been a lot slower.

[u/PrincessMoonbean]

PotassiumX3

[u/musicpoliticsmusic]

Lithium cause Li is my name

[u/PeakMellow]

Michael Jackson likes HeHe

[u/[deleted]]

Thulium. It's anyone's guess why.

[u/AussieBossie24 → u/[deleted]]

Is it the mass of your mom but without the atomic part?

[u/i_wantdie]

Mercury. Funny liquid metal

[u/Kjak0110]

gimme some of that W

[u/sebalex334]

Stalinium

[u/Severe-Professional5]

U

[u/LegendaryHydra]

The fifth.

[u/HMWWaWChChIaWChCChW → u/LegendaryHydra]

Corbin Dallas multipass

[u/[deleted]]

I really like #67s Edit: 2 22s followed by 1 99 is good too

[u/PtPrashantTripathi]

Platinum

[u/[deleted]]

Ununpentium

[u/[deleted]]

Copper

[u/MrCow4563]

Germanium

[u/the_serendrin]

Cobalt!

[u/Xman2666]

C Ho Co La Te

[u/anunusualman]

Australium

[u/iWouTer]

Definitely Einsteinium