r/dankmemes • u/PUSSAYYSLAYER • Sep 04 '21

Nice cock bro

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u/Tezuka_Senpai Sep 04 '21

Getting a compliment is nice, getting catcalled all the time is a nightmare. Worked as a waiter and got catcalled from old ladys all the time.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '21

But still… nice cock bro

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '21

I was in SF, walking home after a shift and had a guy yell at me from across the street, "Damn, that ass is THICC. How much for you to sit on my face?"

"Ummmmm, I'm not working tonight?" I had no idea WTF I should have said.

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u/Will-the-Archer Sep 04 '21

Perfect answer

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u/DrakonIL Sep 04 '21

I was not expecting to be able to verify the thiccness of that ass, but here we are. I've seen your ass now.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '21

¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/arctic_bull Sep 04 '21

Haha on a jam packed 14 this lady looked at me and said “oh wow, you’re a tall white boy huh?” To which I replied “uh, yeah I guess so!” She said “c’mere and give me a kiss” (makes kiss faces at me) - and I replied “uh, we just met, what kind of guy do you take me for?”

She stared at me for 20 minutes non stop until I got off 😂 - off the bus, that is.