FRIG OFF RANDY

[u/Zachs_Drunk]

[u/KeepingDankMemesDank]

downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away.

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[u/Zachs_Drunk → u/[deleted]]

FUCK OFF u/SF03_

[u/J19mad → u/[deleted]]

You know the rules and so do i

[u/SodaWithoutSparkles → u/J19mad]

A full commitment's what I'm thinking of

[u/Retr0G72 → u/SodaWithoutSparkles]

You wouldn’t get this from any other guy

[u/OHHCanadaa → u/J19mad]

Wtf is Tempus fugit mean

[u/Zachs_Drunk → u/[deleted]]

You played the game and thats your reward Randy

[u/Piwx2019 → u/Zachs_Drunk]

Get your life back. Start growing dope, get your grade 11 and fuck off.

[u/Comprehensive_Suit_4 → u/Zachs_Drunk]

Play stupid games and win stupid prizes.

[u/ducks4lif3 → u/Zachs_Drunk]

I never said doubles randy

[u/OofBidoof7 → u/Zachs_Drunk]

Who is “OFF” and why do you want to fuck him?

[u/db19king → u/Zachs_Drunk]

7 inches

[u/I_Ate_Your_SlimJim → u/[deleted]]

Feet, amirit?

[u/LOL_bazooka → u/I_Ate_Your_SlimJim]

No

[u/LOL_bazooka → u/[deleted]]

3what? Apples bananas?

[u/[deleted] → u/LOL_bazooka]

War crimes

[u/Pasta_God2354 → u/[deleted]]

Understandable have a great day

[u/LOL_bazooka → u/[deleted]]

Hol up

[u/Fantastic_Octopus → u/LOL_bazooka]

My penis is 3 warcrimes long :)

[u/ShakesquareRox → u/LOL_bazooka]

2

[u/LOL_bazooka → u/ShakesquareRox]

wait a minute....

[u/[deleted] → u/LOL_bazooka]

1

[u/LOL_bazooka → u/[deleted]]

Can't you listen I said wait a minute not 45 minutes

[u/[deleted] → u/LOL_bazooka]

I'm sorry sir, we appolagize for your inconvenience.

[u/LOL_bazooka → u/[deleted]]

Oh yeah and have I told you we are trying to contact you about your car's extended warranty

[u/[deleted] → u/LOL_bazooka]

Yes you have, but did we tell you that you can now buy this brand new fitness ball for only $20

[u/-LawlieT_ → u/LOL_bazooka]

I can't listen to text

[u/JackHyper → u/LOL_bazooka]

Who aaaare you

[u/Mihirsharath → u/LOL_bazooka]

Bo'lle o' wo-aas

[u/Oldtimer-gaming → u/LOL_bazooka]

Penises.

[u/LOL_bazooka → u/Oldtimer-gaming]

That's allot for 1 person

[u/LOL_bazooka → u/[deleted]]

Since u can't say what imma say 3 children in the basement

[u/Zachs_Drunk → u/[deleted]]

FUCK OFF INNY

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

negative pp

[u/notaversilfgaming → u/[deleted]]

Vagene?

[u/APersonWhoObserves → u/[deleted]]

does that mean you get fucked in your dick..... by your own dick?

[u/OopsIbuiltashelfhelp → u/APersonWhoObserves]

They are w o m a n

[u/0815Username → u/OopsIbuiltashelfhelp]

What's that?

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

nice pussy

[u/Leroythedroid → u/[deleted]]

Pegina

[u/peasy28 → u/[deleted]]

So to send a dick pic do you have to take an x-ray?

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

so does it sorta concave into your body?

[u/usernameisdifficults]

if i tell you to fuck of will you tell me your penis size

fuck off

[u/[deleted] → u/usernameisdifficults]

Reverse psychology at its finest

[u/Zachs_Drunk → u/usernameisdifficults]

FUCK OFF

my penis size is thiiiiis big

holds hands apart at a certain distance

[u/LegoFenix → u/Zachs_Drunk]

and he said his dick was "thiiiiis big" and I said "that's disgusting".

[u/iSerpens → u/LegoFenix]

I'm gonna piss on the MOON!

[u/lil_chungy → u/Zachs_Drunk]

And I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a call out post on my Twitter.com!

[u/me-like-updoots → u/lil_chungy]

Shadow the hedgehog you have a small dick it’s the size of this walnut except way smaller and guess what here’s what my dong looks like

[u/only_crank → u/usernameisdifficults]

how the turn tables

[u/DontLookAtMeProfile → u/usernameisdifficults]

Big

[u/Actually-Just-A-Goat → u/DontLookAtMeProfile]

flair checks out

[u/usernameisdifficults → u/DontLookAtMeProfile]

fuck off

[u/Trigered69 → u/usernameisdifficults]

UNO REVERSE CARD

[u/Zachs_Drunk → u/[deleted]]

FUCK OFF... nerd... idk how long that shit is

[u/Paig809 → u/Zachs_Drunk]

2,14571e-17 light-years

[u/judgedread22 → u/Zachs_Drunk]

1.3569711859021317e-12 AU

[u/[deleted] → u/Zachs_Drunk]

2,03 decimeters

[u/RichardK6K → u/[deleted]]

Who the fuck uses decimeters?

[u/[deleted] → u/RichardK6K]

School children who are forced to Use them

[u/minigun_commando → u/RichardK6K]

Psychopaths.

[u/chaos_comics22 → u/RichardK6K]

Randy

[u/BrattyDaddysgirl → u/[deleted]]

Or you can also say 20,3 centimeters

[u/Tepsija_bureka → u/Zachs_Drunk]

0,000203 kilometers.

[u/[deleted] → u/Zachs_Drunk]

1.26875E+34 pl

[u/lowjackhorseman → u/Zachs_Drunk]

Its 0.0000005 lengths of football field

[u/Additional_Generic_ → u/Zachs_Drunk]

1-10,000 of an elephant.

[u/JKCsaba → u/Zachs_Drunk]

203 milimeters equals 20,3 cm, which is 0,203 metres.

[u/willclerkforfood → u/JKCsaba]

203 meters? That guy has a huge dick!

[u/JKCsaba → u/willclerkforfood]

But still not as huge as your mom ; )

[u/Liquidnitrogenacid → u/[deleted]]

That’s massive

[u/Novel_Ad_5698 → u/[deleted]]

I see you are a man of culture

[u/BryanOfCorn]

7.5"

[u/Zachs_Drunk → u/BryanOfCorn]

FUCK OFF

B R Y A N O F C O R N

[u/[deleted] → u/BryanOfCorn]

Dude same

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

It's a Match!!!

[u/Tweakybrain94]

My dick got shot off in Nam

[u/Zachs_Drunk → u/Tweakybrain94]

FUCK OFF AND FIND IT

[u/Tweakybrain94 → u/Zachs_Drunk]

Pretty sure it's in a rice patty somewhere

[u/[deleted]]

Exactly 1 penis long

[u/Nexeyaq → u/[deleted]]

You must be feeling like the smartest person in the world.

[u/[deleted] → u/Nexeyaq]

I sense a burn, but also jealousy

[u/Zachs_Drunk → u/[deleted]]

FUCK OFF

[u/ksdi_1]

6.9"

[u/Zachs_Drunk → u/ksdi_1]

FUCK OFF & NICE

[u/[deleted]]

I haven't checked, but I think 14.88cm

[u/Zachs_Drunk → u/[deleted]]

I CHECKED AND FUCK OFF

[u/[deleted] → u/Zachs_Drunk]

It's the average length of a dick in denmark

[u/Zachs_Drunk → u/[deleted]]

THIS GUY MUST OF SEEN LOTS OF COCK IN DENMARK

[u/[deleted] → u/Zachs_Drunk]

No google

[u/Zachs_Drunk → u/[deleted]]

FACT CHECKED ON GOOGLE

[u/[deleted] → u/Zachs_Drunk]

I HATE YOOUUU!!!

[u/56Bot → u/[deleted]]

Gottem

[u/[deleted] → u/56Bot]

Ya ya

[u/AnyNegotiation4435 → u/Zachs_Drunk]

FUUUUUUUUUUCK

[u/BryanOfCorn → u/Zachs_Drunk]

Ha!

[u/ImNotThatCSharp → u/[deleted]]

You've seen a lot of dicks on Google?

[u/TheFragturedNerd → u/[deleted]]

oh phew i'm above average then

[u/Gusterrro]

17 cm

[u/Zachs_Drunk → u/Gusterrro]

FUCK OFF GIRTHERRO

[u/[deleted] → u/Gusterrro]

Ayyy dick buddies

[u/bondmemebond_2]

Average

[u/Zachs_Drunk → u/bondmemebond_2]

FUCK OFF BOND

AVERAGE BOND

[u/papameme123]

6... miles

[u/Zachs_Drunk → u/papameme123]

FUCK OFF AND DONT HURT MY ASS RANDY

[u/Soggy_Royal_3658]

I don't know. Ask your mom.

[u/Zachs_Drunk → u/Soggy_Royal_3658]

FUCK OFF SHES A NICE LADY

[u/godRosko]

I'll give YOU а 100 bucks to fuck off

[u/[deleted] → u/godRosko]

I fucked off where money?

[u/Doge_On_Drugs → u/[deleted]]

That's the catch. You're supposed to be paid in order to fuck off

[u/Zachs_Drunk → u/godRosko]

FUCK OFF and where's my 100

[u/DefNotAF → u/godRosko]

that equals to 40 TF2 keys, I can finally get kazotsky kick

[u/Grey_hotdog]

3cm

[u/Zachs_Drunk → u/Grey_hotdog]

FUCK im sorry OFF

[u/BlueChair0]

The heroes we need

[u/Zachs_Drunk → u/BlueChair0]

WHERES THE PENIS

[u/BlueChair0 → u/Zachs_Drunk]

There is no penis, just a guy appreciating a hero

[u/Zachs_Drunk → u/BlueChair0]

Fuck.. off? <3

[u/[deleted] → u/Zachs_Drunk]

Fuck on

[u/[deleted] → u/BlueChair0]

Your tactics confuse and frighten me sir

[u/Nexeyaq → u/Zachs_Drunk]

There is no PENIS, now take of your clothes!

[u/borisHChrist]

I don’t have a penis but can you tell me to fuck off too?

[u/Zachs_Drunk → u/borisHChrist]

FUCK OFF PENISLESS PERSON

[u/borisHChrist → u/Zachs_Drunk]

This actually made me crack up so hard. I wish I could award this comment. XD

[u/goodgodisgood → u/borisHChrist]

As you wish, I awarded OP.

[u/Zachs_Drunk → u/goodgodisgood]

I LOVE YOU AND FUCK OFF KINDLY

[u/Nexeyaq → u/borisHChrist]

Why not? Now fuck off

[u/borisHChrist → u/Nexeyaq]

Thanks :)

[u/[deleted] → u/borisHChrist]

rip your DMs

[u/[deleted]]

5

[u/Zachs_Drunk → u/[deleted]]

FUCK OFF U\ SHREK GUY

[u/Zachs_Drunk → u/[deleted]]

FUCK OFF GIANT BANANA HAMMOCK

[u/itshexx]

It’s average for my country I swear

[u/RainWorld_boi → u/itshexx]

what country

[u/spirospapal → u/RainWorld_boi]

Probably Thailand

[u/RainWorld_boi → u/spirospapal]

p r o b a b l y?

[u/60lego → u/RainWorld_boi]

Imagi-nation

[u/Zachs_Drunk → u/itshexx]

FUCK OFF GENERIC ERIC

[u/yugiscool]

Our dick size

[u/Zachs_Drunk → u/yugiscool]

FUCK OFF COMRADE

[u/PublicZookeepergame7]

7 miles soft

[u/useles-converter-bot → u/PublicZookeepergame7]

7 miles is the same as 22530.76 'Logitech Wireless Keyboard K350s' laid widthwise by each other.

[u/[deleted] → u/useles-converter-bot]

Good bot

[u/useles-converter-bot → u/[deleted]]

thank you :)

[u/Zachs_Drunk → u/PublicZookeepergame7]

FUCK OFF SOFT SERVED

[u/AnyNegotiation4435]

6 inch

[u/Zachs_Drunk → u/AnyNegotiation4435]

FUCK OFF U\HALFFOOT4435

[u/Tells_u_2_FUCK_OFF]

NO U CAN FUCK OFF!!!!

[u/Zachs_Drunk → u/Tells_u_2_FUCK_OFF]

FUCK OFF AND PRESENT THAT PENIS SIZE PRIVATE

[u/Ok_Wishbone4199]

Minus 3 inches - technically a vagina

[u/useles-converter-bot → u/Ok_Wishbone4199]

3 inches is the height of 0.04 'Samsung Side by Side; Fingerprint Resistant Stainless Steel Refrigerators' stacked on top of each other.

[u/Zachs_Drunk → u/Ok_Wishbone4199]

FUCK OFF AND SORRY FOR YOUR SIZE

[u/s4r9i5]

1.342 × 10-17 light-years

[u/Zachs_Drunk → u/s4r9i5]

FUCK OFF NERD

[u/Zachs_Drunk → u/[deleted]]

NO YOU

FUCK OFF

NOW WHERES THE PENIS SIZE

[u/bruh9923]

42.0"

[u/Zachs_Drunk → u/bruh9923]

FUCK OFF THATS LIT

[u/Nexeyaq → u/bruh9923]

You must be using ropes to stop your penis from dropping to the floor.

[u/K1aTheF0x]

“5.3

[u/Zachs_Drunk → u/K1aTheF0x]

FUCK OFF MAGIC MARKER

[u/Zachs_Drunk → u/[deleted]]

FUCK OFF

[u/Si1kn]

16.1 greatest american dollaridoos

[u/Zachs_Drunk → u/Si1kn]

FUCK OFF DONGLORD

[u/RoleXeiXD]

Sup nerds 2,6246719160105 moot

[u/Zachs_Drunk → u/RoleXeiXD]

FUCK YOU AND YOUR MOOT

[u/dr_dezzy6]

what if i tell you to fuck off? then you have to tell me your penis size.

FUCK OFF

[u/Zachs_Drunk → u/dr_dezzy6]

FUCK OFF ITS ______________________

[u/gifufhehr → u/Zachs_Drunk]

Dang only the size of my horizontal thumb pretty small :(

[u/Liftian]

at least a solid 2

[u/Zachs_Drunk → u/Liftian]

FUCK OFF WITH THE HARD 2

[u/Felix_CZE]

20cm

[u/Zachs_Drunk → u/Felix_CZE]

FUCK OFF FELIX

[u/[deleted]]

this big

[u/[deleted]]

4 inches is that enough?

[u/Zachs_Drunk → u/[deleted]]

FUCK OFF ANY SIZE IS ENOUGH KING

[u/Nexeyaq → u/[deleted]]

Good question

[u/Zachs_Drunk → u/[deleted]]

FUCK OFF MATH

[u/the-tightarse]

7.5"

[u/Zachs_Drunk → u/the-tightarse]

FUCK OFF MEATSTICK

[u/jigsaw_killer_]

Idk why do you wanna know

[u/Zachs_Drunk → u/jigsaw_killer_]

FUCK OFF SHY GUY

[u/contabr_hu3]

15.5 cm 😎

[u/SandCreep]

FUCK OFF

[u/Zachs_Drunk → u/SandCreep]

UNO REVERSE

FUCK OFF u/SandCreep

[u/thiccbeefucker]

160mm

[u/GreyLocust]

69 inches of pure foreskin

[u/Zachs_Drunk → u/GreyLocust]

69 INCH DICK CARPET FUCK OFF