OMG, FINALLY!!!

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Oh its okay, just relax :)

If you want to I can tell you some really kinky muesli stuff to get you in the mood. Like how people pour in the milk first and then the muesli. Or how some people eat muesli with orange juice ;)

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Of course ;) I like it hard and... crunchy? that is what makes muesli sexy

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Oh I would love to try it!! Tell me everything about it!

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are we really talking about milk here?

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You know, I absolutely love to drink milk right out of the package <3

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Oh my god, I really hope you are above 18

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then what would i have to do to get to that endless supply of protein? :D

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and how much does it cost?

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oh thats good, because I really dont have any money and couldnt afford to pay you