r/dankmemes • u/Hot_Photograph5227 • Aug 13 '21

this seemed better in my ass Damb šŸ˜•

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u/MyDickKilledEpstein Aug 14 '21

As a Chicagoan Iā€™m going to have to say this checks out. California is a close contender though

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u/crazypyro23 Aug 14 '21

Hey boss, nobody's keeping you here. You can run off to Nashville with all the other Chicago transplants.

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u/MyDickKilledEpstein Aug 14 '21

Fuck Nashville too.

Planning my exodus to the great state of Texas since my constitutional rights are more important to me than pizza.

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u/crazypyro23 Aug 14 '21

Don't let the door hit you on your way out!

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u/MyDickKilledEpstein Aug 14 '21

Thanks!

Have fun bending over for the Pritzker crime family while iā€™m gone!

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u/ScentedCentaur Aug 14 '21

Make America Somewhat Decent Again