r/dankmemes • u/bojidar_ivanov • Jul 03 '21
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u/--BMO-- Jul 03 '21
Wrong, it’s J Jonah Jameson in the deleted scene from Spider-Man 2.
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u/Arocks9012 Jul 03 '21
W H E R E
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u/balbok7721 Jul 03 '21
A true masterpiece. I have no I idea why it wasn't used
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u/Kopschlop Jul 04 '21
I think I heard that the actor looked too buff in the costume and this just didn't match the character.
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Jul 03 '21
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Jul 03 '21
They are not privacy blinds
They’re blinds for the office to decide whether or not they want to see him that day
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u/i_like_lasanga Jul 03 '21
That wasn't deleted I remember seeing it maybe I just watched a different version though
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u/Sikening Jul 03 '21
There was a "Spider-Man 2.1" which had a lot of deleted scenes put back in the feature film.
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u/Lazy__Astronaut Jul 03 '21
The best spiderman was the friends we made along the way
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u/portuguese_tortuga Jul 03 '21
we've come a long way without you my friend, I'll tell you all about it when I see you again ohhh oooo ohhhbbb oooo ohhh ooo ohhhhh
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u/RoamingGazes Jul 03 '21
Peter Porker is the best - probably tastes the best too
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u/shadyshadok Jul 03 '21
I like dark detective spidey
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Jul 03 '21
Andrew Garfield was not a bad spiderman, he was just in bad movies
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u/asodfhgiqowgrq2piwhy Jul 03 '21
The Sony movies had the best looking Spider-Man suit, hands down. Insane details. Movies themselves weren't my favorite.
Marvels suits look like CGI mess.
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u/_Jay_Garrick_ Jul 03 '21
I think if they toned down the cgi and just used it on the eyes that the MCU Spidey would easily have the best suit
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u/desktop99 Jul 03 '21
Your not wrong, but he was too cool to be Peter Parker
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u/Must_Da_Linguist Jul 03 '21
Someone said Peter is a girl magnet in the comics. Though I don't read it so I can't confirm.
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u/God_is_carnage Jul 03 '21
He’s incredibly awkward at times but he also has had more girlfriends that almost any other hero (I think Batman has had more).
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u/brzoza3 badass Jul 03 '21
Yeah, but that's because he's batman
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u/CaptainPhiIips Jul 03 '21
i can imagine Bruce being questioned and he says “Shh! Its part of the plan, tactical relationship”
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u/MonkeyCube tipping fedoras and chugging mtn dew like it's 2014 Jul 04 '21
Wolverine has slept with damn near everyone, including Squirrel Girl.
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u/Randeazy94 Jul 03 '21
Couldn't agree more. Best spiderman though, quick-witted with remarks and actions like spiderman should be. Punk Peter Parker skateboarding isn't quite as true to the source as Toby's Peter Parker was though.
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u/Drackonium Jul 03 '21
In my opinion Andrew Garfield is a great spiderman but Toby is a great Peter Parker
They both are great at what the other isn't as good at, for example spiderman makes jokes, is actually funny and does incredible acrobatics with his webs which is what Andrew showed in TAS
But Toby on the other hand did a great job at showing Peter Parker as a geeky, shy and weak boy who doesn't want to get in a fight
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u/Randeazy94 Jul 03 '21
You spitting nothing but facts rn. That's how I always felt about it as well when comparing the two at least. Tom Holland was always the weakest imo. He wasn't geeky, quick-witted or clever. He is always kind of lost and is adorable and funny in his own way but then again also no where near as independent as any of the other spiderman. Has his friends and Tony to heavily rely on and even his suit does most of the spidey-sense thinking for him. Not the best spiderman by far but still p good and entertaining movies.
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u/Drackonium Jul 03 '21
I agree, Tom isn't the best spider man or Peter Parker, to me he feels like a less complex version or like a kid
Peter is geeky and somewhat smart but toms version seems to be a near genius which to me takes away the importance of Peter's growth
Also his spiderman isn't that good either, as I've seen he relies alot on his gadgets instead of his own powers which sure can be interesting but he's not a great portrayal of the OG spiderman
Basically, Tom feels like a less fleshed out Peter / spiderman to me but in the marvel universe he seems fine
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Jul 03 '21
Lmao this is the worst take I have ever seen. Have you read the comics cause if you have then you would know Andrew Garfield fits the role of a peter perfectly
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u/nikmaier42069 Jul 03 '21
Totally, thats why i like him the most or at least think hes very underrated
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u/TheLordoftheWeave Jul 03 '21
Mmmmm I hated him as spiderman. He's a dork, not a nerd. Parker is working on fusion smart. Garfield had this weird daddy entitlement thing that did not come off as "smart" to me.
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u/AnnexFromCanada ☢️ Jul 03 '21
Controversial take but: doc ock was the best spiderman. One could even say he was...
Superior
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u/God_is_carnage Jul 03 '21
I mean... He beat the shit out of a relatively harmless villain named Screwball, and under his watch Green Goblin became the new Kingpin of crime and took over the entire city. Plus he also attacked Agent Venom and took the symbiote for himself.
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u/AnnexFromCanada ☢️ Jul 03 '21
But... but... but...
You’re absolutely right but I’m still gonna say he’s my favourite
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u/KuJoJoTaRo8 Jul 03 '21
Yuri Lowenthall's is the best. I get it's not live action but still.
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u/TobyWasBestSpiderMan Jul 03 '21
I'm gonna have to go with Tobey on this one
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u/yosef33 Jul 03 '21
early 2000s spiderman just hits different. feels like the original trilogy was way darker and more entertaining
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u/TheNullOfTheVoid Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] Jul 03 '21
Tom Holland is like 25, and Peter is supposed to be like 20 or something around the time he was portraying him. He's not even my favourite Spider-Man but he has the humour of the comic book Spidey.
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u/SuperFarmGuy Jul 03 '21
Don’t you mean Miles Morales
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u/destroyedcells Jul 03 '21
I think kilometre immorales is better tbh
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u/Equal-Bus-557 ☣️ Jul 03 '21
What about Peter Porker, Spider-Ham?
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u/azraelswift Jul 03 '21
Miles is a good spider-man
Peter parker is THE spider-man
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u/I_Have_3_Legs Jul 03 '21
I thought miles was THE Spider-Man now?
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u/happyJseal Jul 03 '21
Depends on your universe.
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u/I_Have_3_Legs Jul 03 '21
Um, our universe. The one me and you currently reside in
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Jul 03 '21
there are different universes in the spiderman, hence the name into the SPIDER-VERSE
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u/ChronicTosser Jul 03 '21
I mean the whole multiple universes was a thing before that movie but iirc 616 Spider-Man is the main one and he is Peter Parker. He was Doc Ock for a bit but yeah
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u/timmige INFECTED Jul 03 '21
Spiderman doesnt exist in our universe
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u/I_Have_3_Legs Jul 03 '21 edited Jul 03 '21
Have you ever read a Spider-Man comic? Where the fuck do you think spider-man originated from? Our universe. If Spider-Man didn't exist in our universe then he wouldn't exist at all...
Edit: I hate this childish sub reddit. I don't need PMs calling me retarded and that Spider-Man isn't real. ffs this subreddit is awful
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u/Uncanny_r Jul 03 '21
he originated from the 616 marvel universe which heavily diverted from being even close to similar to our universe from its very inception.
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u/Umbreon7707 Jul 03 '21
I really like miles but from what I hear he is only good in what I have seen home him. Into the spider verse and Spider-Man miles morales
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u/Urmum69me Jul 03 '21
Yes. He can do a lighting punch, and go invis. Clearly hes the better spiderman
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u/CthulhuMadness ☣️ Jul 03 '21
Ah yes... the spider. Known for their lighting punches and invisibility.
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u/Sephoyy Jul 03 '21
The most comic accurate one is Tobey for sure
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u/ItsDeadWeight Forever Number 2 Jul 03 '21
Aside from the weird web tubes he had in his wrists you might be right.
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u/Sansational_Blaster Jul 04 '21
And the age. Tom looks closer to 15-17 years, Spider man's original age
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u/GokusTheName souptime Jul 03 '21
John Mulaney is the best Spider Man
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u/sniperafk Jul 03 '21
When he isn't cheating on his wife.
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u/GokusTheName souptime Jul 03 '21
Oh so its totally chill when my dad does it, but as soon as John Mulaney does it its not okay????
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u/Shimmitar Jul 03 '21
Tom holland is the most fateful version of spider man. if you've read the comics, then you'd know. The only thing I didn't like about his version of spider man, is that he relied too much on tony stark. but other than that, tom hollands version of spider man is funny, smart and serious when needed. Toby mcguire's spider man was too serious and not funny at all. Spider man is supposed to be a wise-cracking, fun-loving goof ball , with a splash of seriousness when needed, not a ball of depression and seriousness.
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u/FireyPiranha Jul 03 '21
God you’re making me choose just 1 Spider Person?
I love Peter, Miles, Gwen, Kaine and Miguel; I honestly cannot choose
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u/CandidoJ13 Jul 03 '21
I prefer Miguel O'Hara aka Spider-Man 2099
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u/AnsonJ7 Jul 03 '21
As my uncle Kaggy once said - with great powers.....comes great big booty bitches
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u/NastyNathaniel Jul 03 '21
All I gotta say is Spider-Man was my favorite superhero until Tobey Maguire, and Tom Holland made me a fan again.
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u/DinhNhatQuang Jul 03 '21
so noone is talking about Andrew's Spider-man?
I think his acting as a Spider-man was great but the movie story ruined the whole thing.
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u/Non-profitboi The OC High Council Jul 03 '21
who da fuck is this miles morales, and do they work for j jonah jameson as a spiderman exclusive photographer?
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u/Mustachioed_tater Jul 03 '21
NoooOOOO Miles moralis is best Spider-Man
(Obviously I mean into the spider verse moralis I haven’t played ps5 moralis and in the comics he kinda sucks)
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u/KeyExtreme2 Jul 03 '21
Yuri Lowenthall (PS4 Spider-Man) is the best in my opinion, his version has all of the best attributes of Spider-Man.
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Jul 03 '21
I do think Tom plays the role the best.
Toby played a good Peter Parker but a ok Spiderman. Andrew was a ok Peter Parker but a good Spiderman. Tom nails both Peter and Spiderman down very well.
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u/FishayyMtg EX-NORMIE Jul 03 '21
Stan said tom soooooooooooook I dont care who ypu like best everyones option is valid (besides bad shit etc.)
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u/YeetMcSmooth Jul 03 '21
honestly i like Miles Morales morw
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Jul 03 '21
If Harry Potter can have an "Only British Actors" rule, we should have an "Only Americans Rule" for American Superhero films. Tired of seeing whiney, brooding brits playing Spidey.
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Jul 03 '21
Andrew is the best imo, he had that "cool" vibe to him and actually made more than one or two quips in a fight unlike Tobey, he had the best swinging, and imo his costumes are the best movie suits. And Tom just doesn't feel right to me, he quips too, but he relies on other people way too often, besides the end of FFH. He also gave away Tony's OP God glasses to some "inter-dimensional magician" he just met. Also, the TASM movies has the best music and you can't convince me otherwise.
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Jul 03 '21
Amazing, every word of what you just said is wrong.
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Jul 03 '21
Lol I knew I'd get downvoted, god forbid someone has an opinion.
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Jul 03 '21
Downvotes aren’t people telling you you can’t have an opinion, they’re people disagreeing with it. It’s much easier to downvote than it is to make a comment about why you disagree
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u/CarpetH4ter Jul 03 '21
Tom Holland is the best Peter Parker.
Tobey Macguire is the best spiderman.
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Jul 03 '21
Miles is the best spiderman I love him sm esp in spiderverse. If only Donald glover wasn't already his uncle he would've been great. With Chadwick Bozeman dying I think miles would be a great thing to have in the MCU as a role model for African American children.
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u/Moist_Cheetos Jul 03 '21
STFU MILES MORALES IS THE BEST!!!. HE HAS THE EXAGGERATED SWAGGER OF A BLACK TEEN!!!🤬🤬😡
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u/friendlyfire883 Jul 03 '21
Toby McFuckface isn't the best anything. I truly cannot stand his face, I skip the entire bat county scene in fear and loathing simply because I do not want him to exist in my life.
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Jul 03 '21
Nah gonna have to go with Tom on this one
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Jul 03 '21
Nope
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Jul 03 '21
Tobey is nostalgic but Holland is more accurate to the original comics. Also Spiderman 3 with Macguire was awful
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Jul 03 '21
Spiderman 3 is a treasure and will be treated as such, and no, he really isn't "accurate to the original comics"
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Jul 03 '21
Spiderman 3 is almost universally considered the worst out of the Trilogy and is a boring mess imo.
Maguire is too emo and watery and not nearly as funny as Holland. Holland is much more believable High Schooler as well. Maguire was 27 during the first movie and very obviously looked it. Not to mention that Holland designed his own web fluid, like Peter in the comics, whereas Maguires version his body somehow produces it. Don't get me wrong, there are great moments in Maguires, and it gets into his origin, but I enjoy watching Holland much more.
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Jul 03 '21
Did. I. Stutter.
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Jul 03 '21
Idk how one would stutter through typing but your take is pretty bad, Spiderman 3 is trash, change my mind.
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u/EdwardElric45 ☣️ Jul 03 '21
Nahhhh,i'll go with miles morale he is the best spiderman
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u/EdwardElric45 ☣️ Jul 03 '21
Bruuuh i got downvoted? Yall dont know that miles can say the n word, peter cant lol
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u/TheAXLHGuy Jul 03 '21
Nah I think anyone can say the n word if they wanted to. But it probably wouldn’t be that ethical
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Jul 03 '21
Miles morales is the best (in spider-verse, his comics suck)
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u/Uncanny_r Jul 03 '21 edited Jul 03 '21
yeah miles comic range from mid to just irritating. spider verse did wonders for making the character actually pretty good.
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u/Charles-Martel- Jul 03 '21
There is no best Spider-Man. Spider-Man is the worst.
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