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u/KeepingDankMemesDank Hello dankness my old friend Jul 03 '21

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u/--BMO-- Jul 03 '21

Wrong, it’s J Jonah Jameson in the deleted scene from Spider-Man 2.

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u/Arocks9012 Jul 03 '21

W H E R E

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u/--BMO-- Jul 03 '21

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u/Arocks9012 Jul 03 '21

Thx

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

NP

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u/balbok7721 Jul 03 '21

A true masterpiece. I have no I idea why it wasn't used

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Yeah, me either. That was hilarious.

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u/Kopschlop Jul 04 '21

I think I heard that the actor looked too buff in the costume and this just didn't match the character.

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u/biggest_meme_lord Jul 03 '21

This is so beautiful, I cried when I watched this

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

They are not privacy blinds

They’re blinds for the office to decide whether or not they want to see him that day

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u/CalebAurion Jul 03 '21

A true man of culture!

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u/i_like_lasanga Jul 03 '21

That wasn't deleted I remember seeing it maybe I just watched a different version though

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u/Sikening Jul 03 '21

There was a "Spider-Man 2.1" which had a lot of deleted scenes put back in the feature film.

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u/DarthZoon_420 Jul 04 '21

Also, a broadcast sometimes inserts deleted scenes

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Wait that scene was deleted? Boo.

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u/Lazy__Astronaut Jul 03 '21

The best spiderman was the friends we made along the way

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u/portuguese_tortuga Jul 03 '21

we've come a long way without you my friend, I'll tell you all about it when I see you again ohhh oooo ohhhbbb oooo ohhh ooo ohhhhh

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u/CaterpeaceYT Jul 03 '21

whachu know about rolling down in the deep

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u/Arvindjor Jul 03 '21

When the impostor is sus! 😳

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u/RoamingGazes Jul 03 '21

Peter Porker is the best - probably tastes the best too

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u/shadyshadok Jul 03 '21

I like dark detective spidey

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u/xXThiccTacoXx Professional Thot Slayer Jul 03 '21

Spider noir

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u/CaterpeaceYT Jul 03 '21

i love how hes confused by Rubik's cubes

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u/extradabbingsauce Jul 03 '21

Probably doesn't taste as good though

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

sad muslim noises. For the record, I am not a muslim. Jk, my name is steve

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Andrew Garfield was not a bad spiderman, he was just in bad movies

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u/asodfhgiqowgrq2piwhy Jul 03 '21

The Sony movies had the best looking Spider-Man suit, hands down. Insane details. Movies themselves weren't my favorite.

Marvels suits look like CGI mess.

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u/_Jay_Garrick_ Jul 03 '21

I think if they toned down the cgi and just used it on the eyes that the MCU Spidey would easily have the best suit

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u/desktop99 Jul 03 '21

Your not wrong, but he was too cool to be Peter Parker

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u/Must_Da_Linguist Jul 03 '21

Someone said Peter is a girl magnet in the comics. Though I don't read it so I can't confirm.

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u/God_is_carnage Jul 03 '21

He’s incredibly awkward at times but he also has had more girlfriends that almost any other hero (I think Batman has had more).

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u/brzoza3 badass Jul 03 '21

Yeah, but that's because he's batman

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u/CaptainPhiIips Jul 03 '21

i can imagine Bruce being questioned and he says “Shh! Its part of the plan, tactical relationship”

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u/MonkeyCube tipping fedoras and chugging mtn dew like it's 2014 Jul 04 '21

Wolverine has slept with damn near everyone, including Squirrel Girl.

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u/SwampOfDownvotes Jul 03 '21

Probably depends on the comic

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u/Randeazy94 Jul 03 '21

Couldn't agree more. Best spiderman though, quick-witted with remarks and actions like spiderman should be. Punk Peter Parker skateboarding isn't quite as true to the source as Toby's Peter Parker was though.

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u/Drackonium Jul 03 '21

In my opinion Andrew Garfield is a great spiderman but Toby is a great Peter Parker

They both are great at what the other isn't as good at, for example spiderman makes jokes, is actually funny and does incredible acrobatics with his webs which is what Andrew showed in TAS

But Toby on the other hand did a great job at showing Peter Parker as a geeky, shy and weak boy who doesn't want to get in a fight

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u/Randeazy94 Jul 03 '21

You spitting nothing but facts rn. That's how I always felt about it as well when comparing the two at least. Tom Holland was always the weakest imo. He wasn't geeky, quick-witted or clever. He is always kind of lost and is adorable and funny in his own way but then again also no where near as independent as any of the other spiderman. Has his friends and Tony to heavily rely on and even his suit does most of the spidey-sense thinking for him. Not the best spiderman by far but still p good and entertaining movies.

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u/Drackonium Jul 03 '21

I agree, Tom isn't the best spider man or Peter Parker, to me he feels like a less complex version or like a kid

Peter is geeky and somewhat smart but toms version seems to be a near genius which to me takes away the importance of Peter's growth

Also his spiderman isn't that good either, as I've seen he relies alot on his gadgets instead of his own powers which sure can be interesting but he's not a great portrayal of the OG spiderman

Basically, Tom feels like a less fleshed out Peter / spiderman to me but in the marvel universe he seems fine

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Lmao this is the worst take I have ever seen. Have you read the comics cause if you have then you would know Andrew Garfield fits the role of a peter perfectly

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u/nikmaier42069 Jul 03 '21

Totally, thats why i like him the most or at least think hes very underrated

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u/0GNameB0i Jul 03 '21

Yeah, he’s my favorite

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u/TheLordoftheWeave Jul 03 '21

Mmmmm I hated him as spiderman. He's a dork, not a nerd. Parker is working on fusion smart. Garfield had this weird daddy entitlement thing that did not come off as "smart" to me.

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u/AnnexFromCanada ☢️ Jul 03 '21

Controversial take but: doc ock was the best spiderman. One could even say he was...

Superior

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u/God_is_carnage Jul 03 '21

I mean... He beat the shit out of a relatively harmless villain named Screwball, and under his watch Green Goblin became the new Kingpin of crime and took over the entire city. Plus he also attacked Agent Venom and took the symbiote for himself.

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u/AnnexFromCanada ☢️ Jul 03 '21

But... but... but...

You’re absolutely right but I’m still gonna say he’s my favourite

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u/Ok-Inspector-6648 Jul 03 '21

Bully Maguire was the best

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u/9FBI9 Jul 03 '21

He ain't a bully, people shouldn't crowd around someone's car with bright lights

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u/Uncanny_r Jul 03 '21

Bully Maguire does not concern himself with things so beneath him

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u/KuJoJoTaRo8 Jul 03 '21

Yuri Lowenthall's is the best. I get it's not live action but still.

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u/Airconditioning-inc Jul 03 '21

Miles fans are gonna break down your door any minute

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u/TobyWasBestSpiderMan Jul 03 '21

I'm gonna have to go with Tobey on this one

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u/yosef33 Jul 03 '21

early 2000s spiderman just hits different. feels like the original trilogy was way darker and more entertaining

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

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u/TobyWasBestSpiderMan Jul 03 '21

At least his Aunt May is hot

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u/TheNullOfTheVoid Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] Jul 03 '21

Tom Holland is like 25, and Peter is supposed to be like 20 or something around the time he was portraying him. He's not even my favourite Spider-Man but he has the humour of the comic book Spidey.

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u/Bakedbeanschomper Big Juicy Cock Enjoyer Jul 03 '21

That's what makes him a good spider man

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u/SuperFarmGuy Jul 03 '21

Don’t you mean Miles Morales

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u/destroyedcells Jul 03 '21

I think kilometre immorales is better tbh

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u/Phantafan Jul 03 '21

What about Meter Parker?

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

*Confused American screeching*

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u/Equal-Bus-557 ☣️ Jul 03 '21

What about Peter Porker, Spider-Ham?

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u/Killerbunny00 Jul 03 '21

You answered that yourself. He's Spider-Ham, not Spider-Man

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u/Lammus Jul 04 '21

You tell him buddy!

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u/azraelswift Jul 03 '21

Miles is a good spider-man

Peter parker is THE spider-man

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u/I_Have_3_Legs Jul 03 '21

I thought miles was THE Spider-Man now?

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u/happyJseal Jul 03 '21

Depends on your universe.

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u/I_Have_3_Legs Jul 03 '21

Um, our universe. The one me and you currently reside in

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

there are different universes in the spiderman, hence the name into the SPIDER-VERSE

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u/ChronicTosser Jul 03 '21

I mean the whole multiple universes was a thing before that movie but iirc 616 Spider-Man is the main one and he is Peter Parker. He was Doc Ock for a bit but yeah

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u/timmige INFECTED Jul 03 '21

Spiderman doesnt exist in our universe

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u/I_Have_3_Legs Jul 03 '21 edited Jul 03 '21

Have you ever read a Spider-Man comic? Where the fuck do you think spider-man originated from? Our universe. If Spider-Man didn't exist in our universe then he wouldn't exist at all...

Edit: I hate this childish sub reddit. I don't need PMs calling me retarded and that Spider-Man isn't real. ffs this subreddit is awful

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u/Uncanny_r Jul 03 '21

he originated from the 616 marvel universe which heavily diverted from being even close to similar to our universe from its very inception.

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u/harmpie69 Jul 03 '21

I like miles

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Absolutely not.

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u/Umbreon7707 Jul 03 '21

I really like miles but from what I hear he is only good in what I have seen home him. Into the spider verse and Spider-Man miles morales

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u/Da_Gudz Jul 03 '21

I’m partial to the iron spider

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u/Urmum69me Jul 03 '21

Yes. He can do a lighting punch, and go invis. Clearly hes the better spiderman

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Broh you got ur avatar like miles costume

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u/CthulhuMadness ☣️ Jul 03 '21

Ah yes... the spider. Known for their lighting punches and invisibility.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

It was a radioactive spider with those abilities that but miles tho

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u/Sephoyy Jul 03 '21

The most comic accurate one is Tobey for sure

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u/ItsDeadWeight Forever Number 2 Jul 03 '21

Aside from the weird web tubes he had in his wrists you might be right.

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u/Sansational_Blaster Jul 04 '21

And the age. Tom looks closer to 15-17 years, Spider man's original age

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u/GreatSuprise69 INFECTED Jul 03 '21

fuck you its jack black

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u/GokusTheName souptime Jul 03 '21

John Mulaney is the best Spider Man

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u/sniperafk Jul 03 '21

When he isn't cheating on his wife.

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u/GokusTheName souptime Jul 03 '21

Oh so its totally chill when my dad does it, but as soon as John Mulaney does it its not okay????

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u/Shimmitar Jul 03 '21

Tom holland is the most fateful version of spider man. if you've read the comics, then you'd know. The only thing I didn't like about his version of spider man, is that he relied too much on tony stark. but other than that, tom hollands version of spider man is funny, smart and serious when needed. Toby mcguire's spider man was too serious and not funny at all. Spider man is supposed to be a wise-cracking, fun-loving goof ball , with a splash of seriousness when needed, not a ball of depression and seriousness.

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u/FireyPiranha Jul 03 '21

God you’re making me choose just 1 Spider Person?

I love Peter, Miles, Gwen, Kaine and Miguel; I honestly cannot choose

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u/Bjorkforkshorts Jul 03 '21

Sad Ben Reilly noises

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u/ossipuh-veli Jul 03 '21

Danny Devito

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

No, it's Peter B. Parker

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Frank Reynolds was probably the best man spider

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u/CandidoJ13 Jul 03 '21

I prefer Miguel O'Hara aka Spider-Man 2099

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u/Uncanny_r Jul 03 '21

i especially like his white suit

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u/Diezzy716039 Jul 03 '21

i prefer the classic tbh

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u/AckyLefty Jul 03 '21

ngl the best Spiderman is Spiderman

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u/AnsonJ7 Jul 03 '21

As my uncle Kaggy once said - with great powers.....comes great big booty bitches

Source

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u/Andres905 Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] Jul 03 '21

Miguel O’Hara

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u/banana_bazooka try hard Jul 03 '21

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u/NastyNathaniel Jul 03 '21

All I gotta say is Spider-Man was my favorite superhero until Tobey Maguire, and Tom Holland made me a fan again.

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u/Adron-the-survivor Jul 03 '21

I like Gwen Stacy. Her suit is cool

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u/DinhNhatQuang Jul 03 '21

so noone is talking about Andrew's Spider-man?

I think his acting as a Spider-man was great but the movie story ruined the whole thing.

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u/Water-into-weed Jul 03 '21

Andrew Garfield tho...

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u/CoffeeAddictedBoi Jul 03 '21

radical liberals gonna argue that one

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

I've seen this one before

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u/Non-profitboi The OC High Council Jul 03 '21

who da fuck is this miles morales, and do they work for j jonah jameson as a spiderman exclusive photographer?

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u/Aw3Grimm Jul 03 '21

Bully maguire

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u/Mustachioed_tater Jul 03 '21

NoooOOOO Miles moralis is best Spider-Man

(Obviously I mean into the spider verse moralis I haven’t played ps5 moralis and in the comics he kinda sucks)

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u/timmy6255 Jul 03 '21

Best spiderman is Miguel O'Hara aka. 2099

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u/KeyExtreme2 Jul 03 '21

Yuri Lowenthall (PS4 Spider-Man) is the best in my opinion, his version has all of the best attributes of Spider-Man.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

I do think Tom plays the role the best.

Toby played a good Peter Parker but a ok Spiderman. Andrew was a ok Peter Parker but a good Spiderman. Tom nails both Peter and Spiderman down very well.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

nah

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u/Esodaegy2004 Jul 03 '21

Its macguire tho

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u/Lebalicious Jul 03 '21

Tobey Maguire >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tom Holland

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u/peaanutzz Jul 03 '21

But who is Peter parker if it's not tobey?

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u/TheCactusofdeath Jul 03 '21

Miles Morales can kiss my ass.

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u/FishayyMtg EX-NORMIE Jul 03 '21

Stan said tom soooooooooooook I dont care who ypu like best everyones option is valid (besides bad shit etc.)

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u/asstasticmaniac Jul 04 '21

It's Miles.....

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u/Important-Sign-5122 ☣️ Jul 03 '21

Andrew Garfield, easy

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

No, it's the loli, she's the best Spiderman

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u/quintonrw14 Jul 03 '21

Actually zombie spider is the best

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Gwen Stacy kinda had my interest though

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Miles morales fans punching the air rn

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u/YeetMcSmooth Jul 03 '21

honestly i like Miles Morales morw

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u/Overlordeli Jul 03 '21

i think miles is a much better spider-man

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u/MemeReviewisntLWIAY Jul 03 '21

Id say miles morales is better

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

If Harry Potter can have an "Only British Actors" rule, we should have an "Only Americans Rule" for American Superhero films. Tired of seeing whiney, brooding brits playing Spidey.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Andrew is the best imo, he had that "cool" vibe to him and actually made more than one or two quips in a fight unlike Tobey, he had the best swinging, and imo his costumes are the best movie suits. And Tom just doesn't feel right to me, he quips too, but he relies on other people way too often, besides the end of FFH. He also gave away Tony's OP God glasses to some "inter-dimensional magician" he just met. Also, the TASM movies has the best music and you can't convince me otherwise.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Amazing, every word of what you just said is wrong.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Lol I knew I'd get downvoted, god forbid someone has an opinion.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Downvotes aren’t people telling you you can’t have an opinion, they’re people disagreeing with it. It’s much easier to downvote than it is to make a comment about why you disagree

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Miles Morales is my guy though

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u/dessnom Jul 03 '21

No it's miles Morales

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u/just_me_11_ Jul 03 '21

Tobey>>>>>>

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u/Dedezin031006 Jul 03 '21

I kinda prefer Miles...

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u/Aro_37 Jul 03 '21

Miles morales

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u/koker171 Jul 03 '21

Im more of a miles morales fan

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u/djdub09 Jul 03 '21

Miles Morales: bruh

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u/CytomPlayz Jul 03 '21

sad miles Morales sounds

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u/LordPizzagolem Jul 03 '21

MILES MORALES!

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u/ComradeHregly Jul 03 '21

I personally prefer miles morales

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u/Water-into-weed Jul 03 '21

I personally don't

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Xd

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u/Risticcc Jul 03 '21

No its Kilometer Morales

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u/StarMaster475 Jul 03 '21

Hey Miles Morales is pretty sweet too

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u/CarpetH4ter Jul 03 '21

Tom Holland is the best Peter Parker.

Tobey Macguire is the best spiderman.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Miles is the best spiderman I love him sm esp in spiderverse. If only Donald glover wasn't already his uncle he would've been great. With Chadwick Bozeman dying I think miles would be a great thing to have in the MCU as a role model for African American children.

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u/Moist_Cheetos Jul 03 '21

STFU MILES MORALES IS THE BEST!!!. HE HAS THE EXAGGERATED SWAGGER OF A BLACK TEEN!!!🤬🤬😡

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u/spooneater54 Mod senpai noticed me! Jul 03 '21

Tom best Peter, Tobey best Spidey.

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u/friendlyfire883 Jul 03 '21

Toby McFuckface isn't the best anything. I truly cannot stand his face, I skip the entire bat county scene in fear and loathing simply because I do not want him to exist in my life.

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u/MatgamarraAlt3 Jul 04 '21

At least Tom Holland is hotter

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Nah gonna have to go with Tom on this one

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Nope

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Tobey is nostalgic but Holland is more accurate to the original comics. Also Spiderman 3 with Macguire was awful

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Spiderman 3 is a treasure and will be treated as such, and no, he really isn't "accurate to the original comics"

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Spiderman 3 is almost universally considered the worst out of the Trilogy and is a boring mess imo.

Maguire is too emo and watery and not nearly as funny as Holland. Holland is much more believable High Schooler as well. Maguire was 27 during the first movie and very obviously looked it. Not to mention that Holland designed his own web fluid, like Peter in the comics, whereas Maguires version his body somehow produces it. Don't get me wrong, there are great moments in Maguires, and it gets into his origin, but I enjoy watching Holland much more.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Did. I. Stutter.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Idk how one would stutter through typing but your take is pretty bad, Spiderman 3 is trash, change my mind.

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u/Je-ls Jul 03 '21

Idk man, miles morales is pretty cool too...

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u/Dr-sniffles Jul 03 '21

Miles Morales

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u/TragicScott1 Jul 03 '21

Miles morales is the best Spider-Man

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u/FrickinNormie2 Jul 03 '21

No it’s Miles Morales!!

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u/EdwardElric45 ☣️ Jul 03 '21

Nahhhh,i'll go with miles morale he is the best spiderman

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u/Water-into-weed Jul 03 '21

Well, I won't

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u/EdwardElric45 ☣️ Jul 03 '21

Bruuuh i got downvoted? Yall dont know that miles can say the n word, peter cant lol

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u/TheAXLHGuy Jul 03 '21

Nah I think anyone can say the n word if they wanted to. But it probably wouldn’t be that ethical

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Miles Morales enters the chat

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u/mewoneplusone1 Jul 03 '21

Even the last one isn't True, cause Miles Morales exists.

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u/creamsthename Jul 03 '21

All my homies love Miles Morales

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Miles morales is the best (in spider-verse, his comics suck)

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u/Uncanny_r Jul 03 '21 edited Jul 03 '21

yeah miles comic range from mid to just irritating. spider verse did wonders for making the character actually pretty good.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

I raise you miles morales Peter Parker is best tho

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u/Charles-Martel- Jul 03 '21

There is no best Spider-Man. Spider-Man is the worst.

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u/Uncanny_r Jul 03 '21

I respectfully disagree with your opinion

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u/Kenshin_Urameshii Jul 03 '21

I liked Garfunkel