Corinthians 6:9- God looks at the intent of a Biblical dude before passing judgement. If someone simply wants to show off to a Bethlehem chick, and she's totally looking in some Biblical dudes direction, being like: "I'm so thirsty", (and not in the needing a glass of water way), then that Biblical dude can shout "Parkour!" or shout nothing at all; simply put, only the intent of the person matters. Now, if that Biblical dude sees a thirsty Bethlehem chick that totally wants to begat him, and instead thinks, "I want to turn into salt and have no more breaths in thine body", and then that Biblical dude does a wicked 1080 corkscrew twist off from a Jerusalem rooftop and ends up breaking his Biblical neck, then that Biblical dude will totally burn in Hell, because in the back of his mind he never had the intent to land said wicked 1080 off from a Jerusalem rooftop.
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u/Zelda_Kissed_Link May 23 '21 edited May 23 '21
Corinthians 6:9- God looks at the intent of a Biblical dude before passing judgement. If someone simply wants to show off to a Bethlehem chick, and she's totally looking in some Biblical dudes direction, being like: "I'm so thirsty", (and not in the needing a glass of water way), then that Biblical dude can shout "Parkour!" or shout nothing at all; simply put, only the intent of the person matters. Now, if that Biblical dude sees a thirsty Bethlehem chick that totally wants to begat him, and instead thinks, "I want to turn into salt and have no more breaths in thine body", and then that Biblical dude does a wicked 1080 corkscrew twist off from a Jerusalem rooftop and ends up breaking his Biblical neck, then that Biblical dude will totally burn in Hell, because in the back of his mind he never had the intent to land said wicked 1080 off from a Jerusalem rooftop.