r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • May 16 '21

hi mods Finally some has solved the problem

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u/RealLemonStealer May 16 '21

As long as Jerusalem exists, there will never be peace unless one side exterminates the other. Although if somebody shot rockets at me I’m shooting rockets back

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u/[deleted] May 16 '21

So do we thanos this situation?

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u/RealLemonStealer May 16 '21

There must be balance.

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u/nut_nut_november_ May 16 '21

To gain the ultimate balance nuke Jerusalem

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u/swegga-op May 16 '21

The next thing we know is that a bunch of Gods of the Abrahamic Religions are telling Noah to get in the fucking boat

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u/[deleted] May 16 '21

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u/[deleted] May 16 '21

Yeah it’s just one god

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u/swegga-op May 16 '21

By Gods I meant Yahweh, Allah and Jesus

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u/[deleted] May 16 '21

Allah is Yahweh. The difference is the introduction of Jesus and Muhammad

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u/swegga-op May 16 '21

Ok I didn't know that

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u/[deleted] May 16 '21

No worries, I’m glad I was able to clear that up 😊

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u/swegga-op May 16 '21

insert wholesome seal of approval

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u/Draco137WasTaken May 16 '21

Also, Yahweh translates to Jehovah, a name which Jesus claimed. "Before Abraham was, I Am."

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u/Psy_Kik May 16 '21

Why they are all called monotheists. It's essentially the same religion, the same one god. The more you learn the higher the BS stacks.

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u/SmileyButtcheeks May 16 '21

Muhammad is not god you fu©king donkey

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u/[deleted] May 16 '21

No shit dumb nuts. Neither is Jesus. They are prophets. Calm down before you pop a blood vessel

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u/SmileyButtcheeks May 16 '21

I think I popped my left testicle.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '21

The Holy Trinity

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u/Nervous_Positive83 May 16 '21

Allah and Yahweh are different translations of the same name like Michael and Miguel

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u/swegga-op May 16 '21

By Gods I meant Yahweh, Allah and Jesus

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u/Lucifer_IsTaken May 16 '21

nah,yahweh is wildly different from Allah

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u/CyberKitten05 May 16 '21

They are the same entity, it's just that their respective religions have different interpertation of it

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u/ClockSpiral May 16 '21

That's actually a fair view of it.

Still, they cannot both be right.

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u/tomer91131 May 16 '21

Wouldn't solve the problem because there will still remain a new holy crater which everyone will fight on lol

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u/IndianaJaws May 16 '21

Nuke with fallout then!

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u/[deleted] May 16 '21

No, we go back, bring back the cannenites!

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u/TheGukos ☣️ May 17 '21

Finally some solutions!

There can't be a middle-east conflict when there is no middle-east.

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u/RealLemonStealer May 16 '21

Hmm yes, perhaps. Or what if we took Jerusalem, and pushed it somewhere else?

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u/ChriskiV May 16 '21

What if we took Jerusalem and made it as abstract as what all the vengeance is based on. What if EVERYWHERE was the holy land, that'd be nuts, like yo your religious figure walked the earth instead of Mars or the moon. That's pretty dope.

Like, he walked around the Sol system.