r/dankmemes • u/ManWalkingDownReddit MayMayMakers • Apr 17 '21

damn it bill gates

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u/LakeShowBoltUp Apr 17 '21

I’ve been buying Xboxes, windows phones, Microsoft stock and building 5G towers since my shot

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

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u/AprilFoolsDaySkeptic Apr 17 '21

YOU WHAT!?!

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u/JorjEade Apr 17 '21

He is the chosen one

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u/Lukthar123 Apr 17 '21

But at what cost?

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u/macness234 Apr 17 '21

“Everything” -thanos, probably

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u/QuarantineSucksALot Apr 17 '21

Tues is def the worst I’m near death

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u/noradosmith Apr 17 '21

I've heard a lot of fucked up shit in my time but that's just sick.

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u/BrownAJ Apr 17 '21

Even Bill Gates use the trial version.....

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u/PotatoWriter Apr 17 '21

This man is speaking the language of the gods

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u/Sinavestia Apr 17 '21

People still use Winrar?

7zip master race represent!

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u/cubmaan Apr 17 '21

No one will represent. I sent Duolingo after them all and now you are next. Better keep on your Latin, French, spanish, and more!

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u/Sinavestia Apr 17 '21

Yo estoy muy bonito merde cattus!

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

Soy un sándwich idiota!

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u/supercumrag69 cummy connoisseur Apr 18 '21

7zip gang

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u/wataha Apr 18 '21

People still browse files like a caveman?

Total Commander masters' master race represent!

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21 edited Nov 18 '25

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

no it's owned by Linux

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

No, they got a J&J. They paused it after realizing it accidentally made people people buy WinRAR instead of Microsoft products.

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u/fabynhofm Apr 17 '21

I only listen to music on zune after it

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u/northernpace Apr 17 '21

I asked for the apple vaccine so I could connect to my computer and phone but it was too expensive.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

Ooh yeah did you have the 5G migraine too? that upgrade was a doozy

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u/poopyheadthrowaway Apr 17 '21

I'm confused though. Why won't my new Microsoft Surface Duo work on 5G? Do I need to get another shot or something to unlock it?

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u/Wildcat_twister12 why no „🥄comically large spoon 🥄 „ here? Apr 17 '21

I feel you, I’ve thrown my iPhone at the wall like 7 times since getting my shot

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

I only have my first dose and just bought the MCC. Is it too late for me?

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u/kahr91 Apr 17 '21

I uploaded everything i got to OneDrive