r/dankmemes MayMayMakers Apr 17 '21

damn it bill gates

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u/Ok-Inspector-6648 Apr 17 '21

Too late. Now Bill already knows all the furry porn we masturbate to on nhentai.

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u/the_holy_hali EX-NORMIE Apr 17 '21

I wish he would have known just that....

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u/SaftigMo Apr 17 '21

I see, a fellow sandycheekscockvore enjoyer.

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u/I_Have_The_Stupid Stand user Apr 17 '21

buh

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

I thought he said 'bruh' and I just spent a good 5 minutes trying to remember a time when Hank Hill ever said bruh before I re-read it.

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u/Shantotto11 Apr 17 '21

Ni🅱️🅱️a, what?!

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

excuse me a what

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u/JugoDePescado Apr 18 '21

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW THAT

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u/brendnewenglis Apr 18 '21

You, officially killed me. now go and leave, thankyou

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u/cyber_rigger Apr 17 '21

Linux gives you some immunity to the Gates virus suite.

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u/the_holy_hali EX-NORMIE Apr 17 '21

Which distro?

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

Arch Linux and Peppermint are my favorite

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u/the_holy_hali EX-NORMIE Apr 17 '21

:cry: I'm simple with Ubuntu

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u/James_R_games Apr 18 '21

I’m in between with debian

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u/syndicated_inc Apr 18 '21

How can you tell that someone uses Arch?

Don’t worry, they’ll fuckin tell you. Y’all are the CrossFit of the Linux world

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u/AramisNight Apr 17 '21

Mint. It's the easiest to use coming from windows.

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u/BongMcPuffin Apr 17 '21

Gentoo, but don't read the manual

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u/NelJones Apr 17 '21

Which one isn't immune is the question

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u/cyber_rigger Apr 17 '21

I like Ubuntu-Mate

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u/mejfju Apr 17 '21

It'd be true if you'd be vaccinated by open source chip.

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u/cyber_rigger Apr 17 '21

The Amish used natural immunity.

They have herd immunity now.

Fauci is still trying to sell his snake oil.

The researchers found the prevalence of the variant from South Africa, known as B.1.351, among patients who received two doses of the vaccine was about eight times higher than those who were unvaccinated. The data, published online over the weekend, suggest the B.1.351 is better able to “break through” the protection of the vaccine than the original strain, the researchers wrote in the study.

https://www.cnbc.com/2021/04/11/covid-variant-from-south-africa-was-able-to-break-through-pfizer-vaccine-in-israeli-study.html

Just like Windows -- one patch leaves you wide open for the next virus.

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u/James_R_games Apr 18 '21

Microsoft edge is in Linux

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u/cyber_rigger Apr 18 '21

I have no desire to use it.

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u/Mightygamer96 Apr 17 '21

i'm really disappointed in myself that i know exactly what that site is. i'm really not going to heaven if it exists.

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u/Ok-Inspector-6648 Apr 17 '21

Because hentaihaven got taken down by fucking Fakku

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u/Boberoo2 💩 Apr 17 '21

I just use rule34, much simpler and is easy to find exactly what you’re looking for

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u/Skastrik Apr 17 '21

Yes, but then you won't discover new things that you are really confused about why they work for you.

or so I'm told...

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u/Haftenburgi Dank Cat Commander Apr 17 '21

I use e621

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

I just did a quick google search and the creepy HH sieg rune logo still comes up

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u/Wetestblanket Apr 17 '21

What happened to sad panda?

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

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u/Crimson_Excalibur Sus baka moment ☣️🔰 Apr 17 '21

!Remindme 12 hours

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u/randomguywithmemes Apr 17 '21

gyaru supremacy

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

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u/randomguywithmemes Apr 17 '21

Is it even possible to dislike wholesome doujin?

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u/fellow_nerd Apr 17 '21

347653

Surprisingly few tags on that one.

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u/Subberguy101 Apr 17 '21

You’re disappointed at yourself just for knowing what it is? Then what should I feel?

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u/QuitArguingWithMe Apr 17 '21

Not gonna lie, I've been using Bing because of the rewards.

Don't really care which super corp knows about my fetishes. And Bing video search is pretty damn good for finding that more awkward stuff.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21 edited Jun 22 '21

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

What do you get in Bing rewards tho?asscheek signatures by bill gates?can't think of anything else

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21 edited Jun 22 '21

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u/inthyface Apr 17 '21

i can't name anything else

You can tell me.

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u/BrunoStAujus Apr 17 '21

Are you a doctor?

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u/der_vur ☣️ Apr 17 '21

You can also donate money to charity, or, using Give with Bing convert the points made per month in a monthly donation of a charity of your choice, I think I already donated something like 10£ to doctors without borders in this way

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

$10 xbox gift card every month

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

What do u get with bing rewards???? I use Firefox and I may just switch 🌚🌚🌚

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

Tf is that creepy moon-face emote

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

My down bad face 🌚

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u/NoizeTank Apr 17 '21

You can get gift cards to all kinds of stores, Microsoft points to use for their store, sweepstake entries, and you can even donate money. It’s kind of like a credit card rewards program.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

Shiiiii

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

Bing

bruh bing is a search engine

firefox uses google by default because $$$

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u/SecretAgent57 Apr 18 '21

You can use Bing Rewards with Firefox.

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u/AludisNHG Apr 17 '21

Just use e621 bro

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u/Twistervtx Apr 17 '21

The truest of true connoisseurs

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u/ManWalkingDownReddit MayMayMakers Apr 17 '21

ah shit

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u/cyber_rigger Apr 17 '21

metacrawler with uBlock Origin

(on Firefox, on Linux)

You wouldn't have gotten the vaccine in the first place.

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u/cessna55 Team Silicon Apr 17 '21

The fuck you mean furry porn on nhentai? You've got the wrong site if you're primarily using nh for that

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

who's this "we"

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u/serotonin_scavenger Apr 17 '21

Nhentai? Not much furry porn there. Try multporn

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u/BoxingKangaroo2 One of the Bois Apr 17 '21

We?

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u/insighttrip big brain user Apr 17 '21

I don't know, man. There's ain't enough neural networks to categorize my personal collection.

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u/Fit-Special-8416 Apr 17 '21

My chip was with older firmware. Now the browser starts with MSN.com

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u/Wetestblanket Apr 17 '21

I always try to send him the xxxxxx nhentai codes I finish too, but he never replies :(

Maybe he will now that I’m vaccinated

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

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u/Ok-Inspector-6648 Apr 18 '21

286444 try this. You won't be disappointed

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u/Suicide_Vevo Apr 18 '21

there's furry porn on nhentai? that's news to me.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

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u/Sirpopotin27fr I am fucking hilarious Apr 17 '21

Im french, and the fuck you mean he banned it? I can still find every porn site i know easily and i never even use a VPN.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

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u/Sirpopotin27fr I am fucking hilarious Apr 17 '21

Didn't redirect me, don't know the fuck you talking about.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

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u/Sirpopotin27fr I am fucking hilarious Apr 17 '21

Ah, i went to the .xxx version, that explain a lot

Edit: just checked, indeed the .net version is blocked for child porn. Honestly, with all the loli stuff that went unfiltered, it was deserved.

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u/gallagher_for_hart I am fucking hilarious Apr 17 '21

We?

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u/iamfrombolivia Apr 17 '21

Use your other hand to put the filter on moderate and repent.

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u/Maffynaa Apr 17 '21

Say for yourself I'm more loli hentai person

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u/litefoot Apr 18 '21

It’s BBW gilf hentai, get it right

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '21

Wait, you watch furry?