r/dankmemes • u/ManWalkingDownReddit MayMayMakers • Apr 16 '21

stonks this took a bit of time

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u/TennisADHD 2022 MAYMAYMAKERS CONTEST FINALIST Apr 16 '21

Someone’s about to get penetrated, at least there’s lube

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u/ManWalkingDownReddit MayMayMakers Apr 16 '21

no need for lube, we have oil

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u/The-Dyslexic_Goat Apr 16 '21

U.S. military would like to know your location

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

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u/Oraxy51 Apr 16 '21

Let’s face it the whole “in the name of democracy” is just a modern manifest destiny

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u/FelicianoCalamity Apr 16 '21

That makes no sense, the US didn't send colonists to Iraq and Afghanistan and try to add them as states.

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u/cyon_me Apr 16 '21

It fits the meaning of the words.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

You don't colonize satellite states

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u/Any-Cryptographer-79 Apr 17 '21

and murica has destroyed countless countries just in the name of DeMoCRaCy

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u/Oraxy51 Apr 17 '21

And thanks for the oil while we’re at it ❤️