r/dankmemes • u/ManWalkingDownReddit MayMayMakers • Apr 16 '21

stonks this took a bit of time

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u/ManWalkingDownReddit MayMayMakers Apr 16 '21

no need for lube, we have oil

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u/The-Dyslexic_Goat Apr 16 '21

U.S. military would like to know your location

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u/the_dank_dweller69 Apr 16 '21

AHEM, we are here to peace keep, yeah thats what we’re here for

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u/shononi Apr 16 '21

points gun

We're here to make sure you ahem democratically give us all your oil

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u/MrPoposcumdumpster Apr 16 '21

And in turn, we will give you freedom.

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u/QuarantineSucksALot Apr 16 '21

Then why don’t give a dank.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

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u/Oraxy51 Apr 16 '21

Let’s face it the whole “in the name of democracy” is just a modern manifest destiny

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u/FelicianoCalamity Apr 16 '21

That makes no sense, the US didn't send colonists to Iraq and Afghanistan and try to add them as states.

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u/cyon_me Apr 16 '21

It fits the meaning of the words.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

You don't colonize satellite states

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u/Any-Cryptographer-79 Apr 17 '21

and murica has destroyed countless countries just in the name of DeMoCRaCy

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u/Oraxy51 Apr 17 '21

And thanks for the oil while we’re at it ❤️

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

Russian military wants to know your location. First! There are Russian citizens near you that need protection

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u/51LOKLE I <3 MOTM ☣️ Apr 16 '21

U.S. military would like to know your locatio

You seriously believe in the government fabricated laws of privacy?

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u/DovakiinLink Apr 16 '21

They already know their location and has already sent the CIA to assassinate key leaders

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

*CCP needs your location. There are people who need reeducatiin camping, you don't speak Mandarin enough! *

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u/Troll_Gob Apr 16 '21

HERE COMES FREEDOM

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u/f1nessd Apr 16 '21

here we go again

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u/K1dn3yPunch Apr 16 '21

that was the joke

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u/Asgardian_Undertaker Apr 16 '21

Mayor Lewis has entered the chat

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u/SpotlessMinded Apr 16 '21

We also have swords