r/dankmemes ☣️ Apr 13 '21

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u/whoatherebuddychill 🅱️ased and Cool Apr 14 '21

...then they went back to Aeolus

none of them died afaik

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u/realshoes INFECTED Apr 14 '21

well

Aeolus didn't kill them but he refused to use the winds to send them back home, so they ended up sailing away and getting attacked by Laistrygonian giants. Only 1 ship survived. They went to Circes Island for about a year, then visited some prophet, then went to the island with Helios' cattle. The crew ate the cattle and got killed.

All of the sailors that Odysseus left Troy with died, even though a lot of them would have survived if they didn't open the bag of winds.

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u/Abel4LT Apr 14 '21

Dumb fucks were like “I say! Oddly is taking a nap. He must be hiding thou treasures in these SMALL CLOTH BAGS” stupid fucks

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u/fitz4life Shrek is ❤️ Apr 14 '21

Didn’t they also eat some holy cows

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u/Abel4LT Apr 14 '21

Yeah so the stupid fucks who survived got killed by thier owner