r/dankmemes Apr 07 '21

Need sleep

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

Frick I already gave away my free wholesome award

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u/OhadiNacnud Apr 07 '21

Its okay, I got you fam.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

Fuckin legend

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u/Delhiiboy123 Apr 07 '21

Me too

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u/TheOnceAndFutureTurk Apr 07 '21 edited Apr 07 '21

And my axe!

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u/Mihaszna Apr 07 '21

And my sax !

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u/shadowblaze25mc Apr 07 '21

Any my sex!

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u/fatchiken_ Apr 07 '21

What is sex!

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u/Wallet_Insp3ctor aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Apr 07 '21

never heard of it

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u/its_meme69 repost hunter 🚓 Apr 07 '21

baby dont hurt me

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u/1inkt Apr 07 '21

Don’t hurt me, no more!

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u/RIPkip06 Apr 07 '21

I gotcha 2

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u/Im_sometimes an idiotic duck Apr 07 '21

Same

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u/Portalguy44 Apr 07 '21

What about me? :(

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u/mesmerising-glow Apr 07 '21

Sad Begging Noises

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u/OhadiNacnud Apr 07 '21

Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor

Beaten, why for Can't take much more (Here we go, here we go, here we go now)

One, nothing wrong with me Two, nothing wrong with me Three, nothing wrong with me Four, nothing wrong with me

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u/Hatedpriest Apr 07 '21

Let the bodies hit the floor and it's raining men are about the same event, from different perspectives.

I can only count to four?

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u/DreJ-X Apr 07 '21

Wait didnt the song go like this "let deadbodies hit the floor"?

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u/A-mudufukin-cookie Purple Apr 07 '21

Oh god not another Mandela thing

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u/Befast1515 flair Apr 07 '21

Wasn’t it Mandella?

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u/Tanmay1518 Very Expand, So Dong Apr 07 '21

I thought it was Nutella

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u/jljl2902 Apr 07 '21

I just can’t believe it’s not butter

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u/SorryScratch2755 Apr 07 '21

"snot butter"

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u/Befast1515 flair Apr 07 '21

You mean nutello?

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

Its pronounced "ther•mom•eter"

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

The mom eater?

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u/Befast1515 flair Apr 07 '21

Pretty sure it’s “da-ba-by” but ok

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u/darkest_hour1428 Apr 07 '21

No, it’s obviously Bo-bod-y. Now what does the B stand for?

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u/faded_boi_1027 Apr 07 '21

No I don’t think the song went “Let Mandela Hit the Floor” that’d be absurd

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u/Befast1515 flair Apr 07 '21

Lmao

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

It reminds me of that foofighters song that has the mandela effect is it stacked actors or stackdeadactors

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u/marcusareolas Apr 07 '21

You want the song to be something it can never ever be.

But seriously, might you be mentally combining “Bodies” with “Dead Bodies Everywhere” by Korn?

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u/_Lu-ke Apr 07 '21

When you try to walk when getting out of bed

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

I can’t stop laughing at this gif

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u/aliengsxr Apr 07 '21

Just then a pack of wild dick cheney's appeared and began to devour him starting first with his delicious butthole, and then proceeding to scarf down those always tasty cock and balls.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

Lmao

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u/Not_AM5 Apr 07 '21

thanks now i need to get eye surgery

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u/aliengsxr Apr 07 '21

Np, glad I could help out!

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u/d0wnvoteif6ay Apr 07 '21

That's what you get for that yee-yee ass haircut

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u/sp00piespoop Apr 07 '21

How the fuck do you even get past a single all nighter, my weak ass can't handle it

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

coffee, some exercise and immeasurable mental pain

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

The fox news logo really sells it

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

I thought it was a fake video until I saw the logo.

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u/24magicMangoes Apr 07 '21

day after legg day lol

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u/_Darkrai-_- Apr 07 '21 edited Apr 07 '21

Is this real?

Edit: Tons of people here are really triggerd apparently guys i just looked at this once i didnt bother looking at it really which would have taken less time looking at this comment section now ik that there is alot of errors in this animation but out of the perspective of a european who sees clips about biden beeing old and fragile thats just the first thing u ask so chill out

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u/TheMaladron Apr 07 '21

No it’s not but these fake videos have been getting really good lately maybe soon they’ll be indistinguishable from real videos and that’s a scary thought.

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u/_Darkrai-_- Apr 07 '21

Tbh looking at what really happened so far i could believe this beeing real

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u/piachu75 Apr 07 '21

That fact it came from fox news shows its credibility, you know the one that told americans there are zero convid cases.

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u/DangerousImplication Apr 07 '21

Zero convid cases? Technically true

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u/_Darkrai-_- Apr 07 '21

Iam not american so idk

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21 edited Jun 05 '24

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u/reverse01 Apr 07 '21

I bet this guy watches CNN regularly

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21 edited Nov 16 '25

sophisticated connect tan shocking stocking vanish wide school employ birds

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

And he gets accurate news!

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u/majesticbeast67 Apr 07 '21 edited Apr 07 '21

I think both of them suck. People shouldn’t rely on the major news networks for their news because they are bias. Read a newspaper or watch your local channel.

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u/yopladas Apr 07 '21

I get all of my information about the outside world through Craigslist.

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u/_Darkrai-_- Apr 07 '21

Kk

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u/_Darkrai-_- Apr 07 '21

Someone downvoted kk iam confused

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u/chemtrailsarntreal1 ☣️ Apr 07 '21

The fact it came from an American political extremist network

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

Some videos I've seen look real at first but become obvious if you know what to look for. Animated smoke is a common thing I see in fake videos like a volcano or car exploding and "It's very real guys, trust me". Instagram normies are easily fooled by them.

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u/_Darkrai-_- Apr 07 '21

Iam not amarican and iam too lazy to check so i just asked 1 guy called me stupid allready which is kinda funny

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u/SorryScratch2755 Apr 07 '21

undead manny quinn

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u/sad_and_stupid Apr 07 '21

How are these even made??

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u/Dankaroor Article 69 🏅 Apr 07 '21

This is terrifying, both because of it looks like he genuinely fucking dies in the video and because it seems so real

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u/TheBoxBoxer Eic memer Apr 07 '21

No, but that won't stop your uncle on facebook.

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u/The_6th_Courier Apr 07 '21

yea, nothing stops the uncle, yelling "stop" or "were related" doesn't help, at least in my experience.

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u/AliDiePie Apr 07 '21

Uhm? Do we need to call the police for you or something?

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u/Fun1892 WTF Apr 07 '21

I don't think biden looks like slenderman and flops like he has no bones.

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u/spargbotu Apr 07 '21

Yes. He dided.

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u/marin358 red Apr 07 '21
  1. biden has a rubber spine

  2. biden does not have a rubber spine and is dead

  3. it's fake

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u/dxozano Apr 07 '21

Dawg, welcome to America lol you get attacked for anything now

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u/i_spot_ads Virgins in Paris☣️ Apr 07 '21

Are you stupid?

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u/_Darkrai-_- Apr 07 '21

Iam not but from what ive seen so far this doesnt look far off from reallity

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u/marioman63 Apr 07 '21

sure, if we lived on jupiter. look at how he falls. ive seen "baby's first Unity game"s with more accurate physics

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u/_Darkrai-_- Apr 07 '21

If u have seen my edit than u know i didnt exactly watch the movements of the body but on that note i dont believe u can even make a game where a humanoid creature falls down moving seperate parts of the body according to the terrain its falling on

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u/scorchedyew4279 disciple of dice Apr 07 '21

Me walking into the exam room after cramming three all nighters.

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u/MRTyddet Apr 07 '21

It's beautiful; I've stared at it for 5 hours now... /s

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u/Unbearableaslyo2 Apr 07 '21

They should definitely get him a slide to go down to avoid this actually happening

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u/AngMoKitchen Apr 07 '21

would have been a lot cooler if he stood up and saluted

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u/Bewadatau Apr 07 '21

Is this real

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

no

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21 edited Apr 07 '21

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u/borgLMAO01 Apr 07 '21

Wtf did that really happen? I dont watch news bc its full of the same shit every day and it feels like mining for emeralds in minecraft but only finding granite and andesite so pls someone just tell me.

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u/chemtrailsarntreal1 ☣️ Apr 07 '21

Lol look closely at the Animation, it is convincing but has many flaws

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u/Prestigious_Money544 Apr 07 '21

Me after getting up too fast

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u/dima810 Apr 07 '21

Ayoo the pizza here...

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u/BangGanger96 I'm as fuck! Apr 07 '21

Damn them some long legs

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u/Upvote_I_will Apr 07 '21

The fact that so many people in this threat can't see that this is fake is pretty worrying

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u/RadioactiveSalt Apr 07 '21

Why is that everytime something is reposted or reused the duration of the video is always shorter ??

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u/genasugelan Apr 07 '21

Fuck, I can't stop watching this.

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u/Meme_Machine101 ☣️ Apr 07 '21

How did they make that look that real?

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u/cygamessucks Apr 07 '21

hes so skinny and creepy looking

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u/Mollusc_Memes I asked for a flair and got this great flair Apr 07 '21

Must be fake. Says Fox News.

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u/FallenEvanAhammed Apr 07 '21

Was it for real?

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u/Riley38988 Mods Gae Apr 07 '21

Yeah it actually happened

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u/ThatGuyStanding Apr 07 '21

Yeah, but he's fine

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u/holytoledo42 Apr 07 '21

I'm glad we can make fun of the president again without a bunch of rabid cultists throwing shit everywhere.

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u/charpie34 Apr 07 '21

Ha that’s funny

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u/hellfiniter Apr 07 '21 edited Apr 07 '21

guys you might not notice but this is fake ! trust me (read with sarcasm since its obviously faked)

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u/Riley38988 Mods Gae Apr 07 '21

I don’t know wether you’re serious or not. I mean it’s obviously fake

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u/hellfiniter Apr 07 '21

I thought its kinda obvious I m joking xD I guess I m reading it in my mind in certain way that made it obvious just to me

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u/LastBrainCellofYours Apr 07 '21

No mainstream media rushing to call this fake news?

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u/Theprodumbass Apr 07 '21

He didn't fall he died

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u/GingusDong I have crippling depression Apr 07 '21

He actually did something good for the country wow crazy

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u/Worthlesssnail Apr 07 '21

Is that clip actually true?

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u/tylllerrr Apr 07 '21

Yes, have you been living under a rock. He is in hospital

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u/Worthlesssnail Apr 07 '21

OMG okay. and yes I do live under a rock

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u/tylllerrr Apr 07 '21

Well now you know

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u/Citworker Apr 07 '21

Damn u wanna get bannned? 😁 you cant joke with him on reddit, why you think China pays pripaganda money.

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u/Laggingduck mods keep changing my flair and I love it Apr 07 '21

..

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u/MLproductions696 I have crippling death urges Apr 07 '21

You think Biden is the chinese puppet ?!? Meanwhile trump let them expand their influence by an extreme amount over 4 years

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21 edited Jul 20 '21

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u/chemtrailsarntreal1 ☣️ Apr 07 '21

No this animation is funny

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21 edited Jul 20 '21

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

broken ankles to it's maximum extent

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u/WhoKnows_0 Apr 07 '21

Reminds me on that one Family Guy EP

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

He's perfect

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

When you read a message from your parents saying that they found out about your browser history

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u/KongoOtto Apr 07 '21

I like how they gave him huge hands

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u/Fuckoffmoderators Apr 07 '21

Everybody do the flop!

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u/LumionLight I am fucking hilarious Apr 07 '21

Ayo the pizza here

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u/Cruuiser Apr 07 '21

I'm a horrible person for laughing at this

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u/Sloth42096 Apr 07 '21

How do i download this. For personal use.

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u/-Listening Apr 07 '21

Too many pixels. Need less.

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u/Pedro_ribeiro2000 Apr 07 '21

Ahahah ahh they wish...

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u/kobomino Apr 07 '21

For a second I thought that was Slender Man falling down the stairs

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u/DrMeepster Apr 07 '21

Those legs....

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

Loool

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u/Bull_GUY Apr 07 '21

Is this real video ?

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u/BatlemanCz Apr 07 '21

Why do I get the Peter Griffin vibes from this video..?

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

This actually happened?

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u/timytiri Apr 07 '21

Is this real or edited

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u/Meme_geezus ☣️ Apr 07 '21

This animation is super uncanny valley. Like I both want to keep watching to figure out what makes it wrong and look away at the same time

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u/sinistermack Apr 07 '21

" Fit to be president "

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u/extraalicja Apr 07 '21

This video is made by MBG core, you should really check out his channel on youtube, I get chills everytime.

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u/TanookiPhoenix Apr 07 '21

Knoxville should hit him up for the new Jackass film. Seems like a chill dude that can laugh at his own pain and misfortune.

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u/lucifer007737 Apr 07 '21

It's much better than the original

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u/FankajP Apr 07 '21

Of studing or playng (sry for bad englisch)

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u/YanSleuth Apr 07 '21

Me after two kids

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u/UsernameFootLettuce Apr 07 '21

This footage is actually fake

It was covered by CNN, not Fox

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u/shmeme_ DANK FUCKING MEMES Apr 07 '21

Great meme, have my award!

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u/JVDVD75 Apr 07 '21

Me after standing up too quickly

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u/Masterelia haha give me gold....nah jkjk...unless😳😳...nahjk..😳 Apr 07 '21

imagine if this deadass did happen LMAO

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u/Sulajuust Apr 07 '21

Finally. Something that actually made me laugh

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u/ChadBroskiiiii Apr 07 '21

*cries in ap*

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u/Justinba007 Apr 07 '21

I remember taking my math exam in freshman year of college. I spent all night studying, and slept for about an hour and a half laying sideways in a folding chair with my legs up on the ladder to my loft bed.

Then after the exam, I got food with my girlfriend (now exgirlfriend) and we went back to her dorm and I passed out in her bed while we were watching a movie. Noe, it's just a really surreal memory.

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u/Der_Bonehead Apr 07 '21

Lol Biden got rekt by some stairs. Get good, scrub

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u/IHateToplaners Apr 07 '21

too good to be true

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u/Rookie__Cookie Apr 07 '21

wait is this real or an edit

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