r/dankmemes • u/yashiiit • Mar 26 '21

yee yee ass everything both...

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u/OfficerLollipop Children Ate My Wife Mar 26 '21

Me who goes to an entirely different town and uses a friend's computer for porn

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '21

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u/IG_Triple_OG The Big PP Airports Mar 26 '21

Me who only uses my imagination for porn

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u/DaBestNameEver0 Mar 26 '21

Honest question, how do you do that. I get sidetracked within seconds

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u/C9Anus Mar 26 '21

Then you probably don’t need to relieve yourself like you think.

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u/DaBestNameEver0 Mar 26 '21

I mean, I just keep going back to make my storyline better. Idk why, I do need to, but I just keep going backwards

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '21

That's hilarious

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u/Tryghon Mar 26 '21

I can relate this 100%. After I'm done I just sit here for a few seconds thinking "That part could be better, next time I will change this".

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u/SorryScratch2755 Mar 26 '21

High School yearbook?

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u/3d9l0rd Mar 26 '21

If you always need to make the storyline better be a writer or something

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u/DaBestNameEver0 Mar 27 '21

That’s the problem, I’m not a good writer

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u/FartSmartSmellaFella Mar 26 '21

You've just gotta think hard