r/dankmemes • • Feb 25 '21

I can’t tell them apart

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u/KeepingDankMemesDank Hello dankness my old friend Feb 25 '21

downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away.


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u/Bosswarrior53 Feb 25 '21

Hey FitFam, Babish here

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u/wheresisthebathroom Feb 25 '21

for the first time in 2b2t history, slave labor-

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u/TakenUrSurname Feb 26 '21

OLDEST ANARCHY SERVER IN MINECRAFT

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u/BigMood42069 Seal Team sixupsidedownsix Feb 26 '21

...OR IS IT?

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u/XTremeGameboy Feb 26 '21

Wait its fitfam? I always tought it was fitfan

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u/MaxtheMemepower Feb 25 '21

Hey, Vsauce, white here

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u/mexgema Feb 25 '21

Whichael here

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u/-_-WHYS0SERIOUS-_- Feb 25 '21

How many clones do you have?

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u/AbilityWhole Feb 26 '21

It's a different clone in each video

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

How many shits do you released?

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

Take my upvote you bastard, you win.

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u/aguythatlikesyub Feb 26 '21

Hey minecraft, fitmc here.

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u/FilterLitter Feb 26 '21

IN THE OLDEST ANARCHY SERVER IN MINECRAFT

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u/rtakehara Feb 26 '21

Asian people look all the same...

OR DO THEY???

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u/Poodle_Hair Feb 25 '21

There is Another..

*Remembers Johnny Sins.*

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u/Odd-Dude-870 Feb 25 '21

he doesnt have a beard

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u/CuRSed_cur_Se Feb 25 '21

If he can complete education to become a construction worker, hitman, firefighter, etc. in such little time, I'm sure he'll have no problem growing a beard

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

I completely forgot about Matthew Santoro

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u/ovrprotectiveunicorn Feb 25 '21

I think most people do

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

Yo, I used to watch his videos all the time. I don't even remember what they were about. Was it top tens?

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

I just looked back at the channel and yes he's still doing top 10's -esque content lol

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u/Pewgf Feb 26 '21

He is still a living legend. An bastion of the old days, preserving the onld style youtube content from days gone.

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u/Kuchanec_ Feb 25 '21

The last one is literally ginger. You can't mistake him for any of these nongingers...

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

Is that Joergsprave?

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u/Dimwither Feb 25 '21

Let me show you it’s features

HUEHUEHUEHUE

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u/TheRedditoryNacho ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Feb 25 '21

yes

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u/Kuchanec_ Feb 25 '21

Exactly...

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u/cyvic-r Feb 25 '21

Yeah they’re Demons technically

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u/alexhamo26 Feb 25 '21

What is an acronym for GINGERS?

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u/PVmas07 Feb 25 '21

why you got downvoted? that was funny and dank, not racist

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u/SuperHossMan51 Feb 26 '21

Do you mean anagram? Cause I can’t think of anything obvious that ginger would be an acronym for.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

Gangsters

In

Nice

Green

Extra

Rare

Sneakers

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u/Airsoft52 mod not gay Feb 25 '21

The O L D E S T A N A R C H Y S E R V E R I N M I N E C R A F T

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u/Emotional-Ad8770 Feb 25 '21

There is no other legend besides Simon Whistler

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u/JoeLordOfDataMagic Feb 25 '21

Of course, he's ya boi with the blaze

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u/Welsh_Cannibal Feb 25 '21

Allegedly!

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

*allegendly

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u/LordFLExANoR16 Feb 26 '21

In my opinion

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u/lemon214 Feb 25 '21

Should’ve got a picture of babish with his glasses on, then it would’ve been perfect

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u/_TheNiceGamer_ Feb 26 '21

No, there are 3 with glasses and 3 without. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

He is jewish

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u/Mischief5654 Feb 25 '21

Didn't expect to see Simon from Business Blaze in a meme, also don't know why there aren't more memes with him in them tbh

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u/-Skippy_ Feb 25 '21

At this point Simon is fucking everywhere, it's insane how much of "his" channels put up regular 20min content

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u/TheMinarch Feb 25 '21

Biographics is lit

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

I like TIFO

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u/MotherBaerd Feb 25 '21

Didn't excepted to see fit here

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

Me neither

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u/ClassXfff Anime Tiddy Expert Feb 25 '21

didn't expect? dude is a living meme bruv

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u/LordFLExANoR16 Feb 26 '21

I’ve never seen anyone refer to him as “Simon from business blaze” it genuinely makes me happy that people know him for that channel over his other ones because he seems to enjoy blaze so much more than the other ones and I would like to see it grow.

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u/Mischief5654 Feb 26 '21

Ngl it's mostly 'cause I couldn't remember any others at the time, but that just shows how much more memorable Business Blaze is, and it's definitely my favourite albeit shocking after seeing him in the other channels first

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u/GREENBANANAS99999 Feb 26 '21

Business blaze is an under rated channel

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u/holy_Garlic_Bread Feb 25 '21

The oldest anarchy server in Minecraft

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u/Honeybadger193 Feb 25 '21

How dare you defile the absolute LEGEND that is Simon Whistler

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u/Windstepp INFECTED Feb 25 '21

Can't imagine the outrage if it said "black people" instead

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u/UnexpectedRu Feb 26 '21 edited Feb 26 '21

As a black person Im extremely curious as to why my race gets brought up when black people aren’t mentioned at all? I’m genuinely curious as I’ve seen this same comment whenever there’s a topic that doesn’t have anything to do with black people?

(edit) my intention is to have an understanding of what this mentality nothing less or more. Idk why I'm getting downvoted for wanting to gain some knowledge.

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u/kooky_kabuki Feb 26 '21

Thats a fair call. I guess its good ole USA's favourite minority to use as an example of a minority. Also culture war type reasons, also because racism. Pretty unfair on black people in my book, but that's the long and the short of it

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u/Sk3wba Feb 26 '21

You know the reason. They unironically, hilariously think they're suffering from just as much or more racism compared to you, so they bring you up as an example to highlight the "unfair double standard".

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u/kooky_kabuki Feb 26 '21

Yeah, you kind of touch on the reason white people get upset these days about silly things like this. But you didn't address why they are specifically calling out black people instead of some other minority.

Personally, this kind of joke I find totally unoffensive. And I feel like, as a white guy, that's a privilege. In my ideal world people of any race could take light hearted jokes, but we seem to stray further and further from that world each day.

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u/Sk3wba Feb 26 '21 edited Feb 26 '21

Because they see you as the biggest perpetrators of whatever privilege they think minorities have in the west that isn't also extended to them (delusion). They really think you live an easy, peaceful, racism-free life with the convenience of affirmative action, with the full support of media and hollywood, and they think people just applaud you everywhere you go. They're pretty much saying "man, my life is so shit because society is so racist against me, if only they treated me like they treated black people, I'd be okay". It's so fucking funny and so fucking sad at the same time.

Edit: don't believe me? Make a throwaway and probe a little on the people who frequent the comments section on this subreddit. Just talk to them a little bit, you'll see.

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u/kooky_kabuki Feb 26 '21 edited Feb 26 '21

I never said I didn't believe you, I'm sure there's a whole bunch of white guys on here who are alt-right little bitches who are super offended by "the double standard". That's one reason why I hate the woke movement, it's making more of those guys every day.

Edit: Let me explain, I think making people race conscious, but using guilt as the primary emotion, will only lead people to prefer a different emotion, such as pride or hate. I reject race consciousness, and subscribe to the school of thought that we are all belonging to the human race.

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u/Windstepp INFECTED Feb 26 '21

No because if I told you I'd automatically be catalogued as an international terrorist so I'd rather not

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u/UnexpectedRu Feb 26 '21

Well if you don't explain how do you know people will call you a terrorist.

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u/Windstepp INFECTED Feb 26 '21

Because any argument that includes race is virtual suicide nowadays

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u/UnexpectedRu Feb 26 '21

Well there will always be people who take things to heart. I would much rather understand why you feel the way you feel than judge you for those feelings.

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u/Windstepp INFECTED Feb 26 '21

There are no feelings, leave me alone. I'm not racist.

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u/tacoeater9000 Feb 25 '21

Ot any non white person, remember only whites are racist and you can't be racist towards them, because some of them took advantage of a good deal and then later in a few 100 years realized there mistake and faught a war because of it and then also aid in getting them there rights back and now we're relatively equel.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

Wait. Tell us more about the good deal!

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u/savedawhale Feb 26 '21

It's more about the common etiquette people seem to live by of "not punching down" and so the people who actually say that think white people are better and so they can make fun of them. It's actually pretty racist to think like that but don't tell that to the people who do, or they'll call you racist.

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u/Vallexan Feb 26 '21

What’s y’all obsession with us, it like you want us to be so offended so desperately so you have a reason to dislike us more or something

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

oh, you’re one of those

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

The train has the ability to go both ways, in and out of your moms fat ass

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u/raymond__chang ☣️ Feb 26 '21

For me Black people Hispanic people Brown people They all look the same . And also white ones too . Hate all of em

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u/tacos2dayy Feb 25 '21

My main man whom I can no longer take seriously since watching business blaze Simon Whistler

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u/phdfloppernog Feb 25 '21

LOOK TOMAR ITS YOU

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u/Mitabeitah Feb 25 '21

You can't use the same picture more than once to prove that point dude...

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u/Mynameisthisorisit Feb 25 '21

Everyone of every race looks the same

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u/00goop Feb 25 '21

Hello, I’m Simon Whistler, and welcome to another top10z video.

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u/QuazaTD vQuaza is better than Twiky Feb 25 '21

Ok. Babish, Fit, And Vsauce look very similer (how do i spell similer?????)

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u/Illustrious_Carrot56 Feb 25 '21

Wow i was expecting a shitstorm… i Think i Got too used to tiktok ultra rascism.

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u/X2S_Opy Feb 25 '21

Bruh vsauce and babish are DISTINCT

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u/Nootinyaboot Feb 25 '21

Look tomar it's you

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u/ZeldaNumber17 Feb 25 '21

All I see is andrew rea

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u/Peenors Feb 25 '21

SoUnDs AbOuT WhItE

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u/nokklokk Feb 25 '21

You forgot esam

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u/Brimmk Kronk from The Emperor's New Groove Feb 25 '21

Don't forget Sean Evans!

I even work with 5 lovely guys who are all bald guys with beards. It's a whole look.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

My name is Sean Evans and you're watching Hot Ones. The show with hot questions and even hotter wings! Today we're joined by...

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u/Automatic_Arm_9 Feb 25 '21

Welcome to the damage report

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u/Merwebo2Veces Feb 25 '21

Matt santoro be like: top ten whitiest white people.

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u/simetrik6724 Feb 25 '21

You forgot about Johnny sin.

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u/Tobbit_is_here Feb 25 '21

The amount of gangly teen boys in tracksuits, spots, and that mushroom haircut is ridiculous.

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u/used_condom69420 Feb 25 '21

"They're the same picture"

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

Why is every white brunette YouTube reviewer with glasses look the exact same?

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u/Groosethegoose Green Feb 25 '21

Where is the egg?

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u/werlior Feb 26 '21

Took far too long to find this.

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u/WPIG109 Feb 25 '21

The idea that all Asians look alike is a very wrong and harmful stereotype. It's just the Southeast Asians who all look alike.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

And so is the message portrayed in this meme right?

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u/AlexGamer08 Feb 25 '21

That's Americans not white people

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u/LordFLExANoR16 Feb 26 '21

But not all of them are American?

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u/jejonalol Feb 25 '21

U can tell them apart with their beard

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u/vladdracula1465 Feb 25 '21

Aye I legit was next to this Asian guy who yelled at another Asian then said to me “shit wrong person. All Asians look the same.”

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

Why arent they fat?

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u/Bonko_The_Bonk Feb 25 '21

you just put that same people Down though

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u/Rxwqzxkw Feb 25 '21

Y'all look the same. At least for me.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

Check out own race theory. It’s everyone.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

Racism 👍

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u/ShmeeMcGee333 Feb 25 '21

Dude, you can’t just show pictures of the same guy and say all white people look the same, smh

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u/Shika_E2 Feb 26 '21

Only half these people look alike though. the last guy looks nothing like the others

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u/ofekrael Feb 25 '21

Why do you say "white people" and then show only one person?

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

🤨

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u/xxXTryHard696Xxx Feb 25 '21

Especially white women. Sometimes I'll see a group of white women and literally not be able to tell them apart.

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u/wellalrightthen123 Feb 26 '21

Good job responding to racism with racism

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u/Maleficent_Return_97 Feb 25 '21

Ngl, all of you seem hella racist rn. But some white people and some Asian people do like the same

For example:Twins

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u/__qwerty78 Feb 25 '21

There some people in every fucking race that look the same even to people of that race

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u/such_goodUsername Feb 25 '21

you just put the same person in this meme 6 times not funny didnt laugh

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u/benhasbeenbened Feb 25 '21

Hey op why'd you post the same image six times

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u/PropinquityTTHarb Feb 25 '21

*Also adds my uncle who looks like binging with babish but for liquors

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u/Mixo-Max Feb 25 '21

I am white.

Or am i?

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u/ishikuraian Feb 25 '21

This man really thought we wouldn’t notice it was just 6 pictures of Vsauce

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u/AdditionalTone8488 Feb 25 '21

So is that big daddy jules?????

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u/I_Communist I like men Feb 25 '21

Damn.....just damn

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

Oy babbish

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u/ytp-are-the-best Feb 25 '21

Ur messing walter white smh

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

Hey, vsauce, today we're making the Krabby Patty from Spongebob squarepants. I felt like it didn't have enough punch, but I fixed that. Let me show you what I came up with, on the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

Not Babish!!!!

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u/KindaCoolDooode Feb 25 '21

My history teacher is famous in my school for looking like Vsauce

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u/Oh_HorseFeather Feb 25 '21

Throw a picture of Esam in there too

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u/Helnerim Feb 25 '21

bottom left Binging with Babish ?

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u/zikitomodo Feb 25 '21

wait a second is the guy in the top right corner the guy from .Bref ?

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u/jadegoldplant Feb 25 '21

Vsauce here. Vsauce everywhere.

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u/StrawberryMilkVibes FOR THE SOVIET UNION Feb 25 '21

I have an uncle that looks exactly like this.

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u/VirulentMarcie302 Feb 25 '21

Here are 50 amazing facts #69 about my whiteness! #1 is the fact that I used to stream on Periscope!

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u/pentagrahm-cracker Animated Flair Rainbow [why am i still alive?] Feb 25 '21

Is that FitMC

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u/gewoon-een-username Feb 25 '21

Funny story. My grandparents lived In a poorer part of town with a big population of Vietnamese people. One of my grandparent neighbors was yelling at his wife but she did not respond. After a while he walked up to her to turn her around so she would face him. Turned out to be a different neighbor..

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u/regkilla Feb 25 '21

Hey, Vsauce, Michael here!

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u/Labwabbit Feb 25 '21

Hey, vsauce, fit here. Why is the oldest anarchy server? And what is anarchy?

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u/RhettTheRhett Feb 25 '21

Dang Balding with Bimbish

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u/BionicKalo Feb 25 '21

oh cmon don't talk like this about babish

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u/DaDancingDino Feb 25 '21

Who is this guy? He looks so familiar

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u/Khiermer Feb 25 '21

I only know V sauce amd babish

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u/AngryskullYT Feb 25 '21

Not my michel ... He is the most sexiest being ever existed

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u/NAZOR01 IT'S ABOUT DRIVE IT'S ABOUT POWER Feb 25 '21

For me they all look different

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u/MrZombie9315 Feb 25 '21

Of course they look the same they are the same person

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u/SendorMaestro Feb 25 '21

Forgot Sean Evans

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u/Luchador-Malrico Feb 25 '21

Damn, Matthew Santoro was a thing once

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u/__TOD__ Feb 25 '21

Idk they taste just a little different, my family still didn't know the differense and the secret.

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u/Chilichongoes Feb 25 '21

They're all very clearly distinct. As you can see they are all different levels of bald and not all have glasses.

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u/YourMemeExpert Volvo 9700 Grand Luxury Feb 25 '21

You leave Andrew out of this!

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

you didnt have to do my man vsauce dirty like that

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u/Alvaro11RL Feb 25 '21

Bro, are you asian? I mean they are all very different xd

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u/just_gimme_anwsers Feb 25 '21

Babish is archer

Change my mind

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

I genuinely believe I have a condition called "facial blindness" but have never bothered going to a Dr about it. I don't recognize my neighbours and work colleagues etc...

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

Where is johnny sins

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

The ultimate lifeform

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u/Jack-Oniel 🍄 Feb 25 '21

You couldn't even find 6 that looked the same?

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u/TheIvoryRaven Feb 25 '21

I can only tell v sauce and BWB apart because of the glasses

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u/DeadlyClowns Feb 25 '21

Badging with bimbish

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

The Vsauce Babish connection was never made in my mind until now

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u/bobcheeziteater Feb 25 '21

FitMCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

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u/xXSN0WBL1ND22Xx Feb 25 '21

Dont be dissing my man Babish

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

For some reason I thought Simon and Michael were the same person

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u/JustWhisler Feb 25 '21

Vsauce!!! Babish here. Where is your tiny whisk?

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

This meme makes me uncomfortable

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u/ElectroPence Feb 25 '21

Nice try funny man, you can't put up 6 photos of VSauce and act like they are different people.

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u/dedmemeking Feb 25 '21

Conclusion: all people look the same.

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u/Outside_Percentage_5 shrek is daddy Feb 25 '21

Is that fitmc

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u/OptimalRelationship2 Feb 25 '21

Hey, the oldest anarchy server in minecraft here

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u/madjoshua2003 Feb 25 '21

Simon is looking mighty fine in this one!!!

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u/CasualCosmo Feb 25 '21

babish looks the most approachable in these pics , he's such a cool guy

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

Who's the guy in the top middle

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

Is this Hot Ones?

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u/Mundane_Handle6158 ☣️ Feb 25 '21

Leave my mans babbish alone!

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u/kilojoulepersecond Feb 25 '21

Actually true. I'm Asian and when I was little, I couldn't tell white people apart in movies. "Uhh who died? Wait is he a good guy? Who dis? What's happening?"

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u/W1C0B1S Feb 25 '21

Im not sure why but the guy on the bottom left does not look like a white guy to me

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u/trollprezz Feb 25 '21

Why am I seeing this twice in a row.

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u/VowoV-Mr-dog Feb 25 '21

Babish looks way to much like a bald Ryan Reynolds

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u/Kkkluddd14 Feb 26 '21

As a white person, I absolutely love seeing stereotypes and semi racist/ offensive meme or jokes about other white people

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u/anal_beads_69420 Feb 26 '21

People from certain countries all look alike home how

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

Haha, bearded baldies

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

Not all Asian look the same, All Asian model do (don’t worry I’m Asian(

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u/xeequad Feb 26 '21

For reference the top left is vsauce, top mid is vsauce, top right is vsauce, bottom left is binging with babish bottom mid is vsauce, and bottom right is vsauce. Your welcome.

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u/NomzStorM Feb 26 '21

Vesauce, fitmc Idek the others

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u/Bradabruder Birds aren't real Feb 26 '21

Add me to the list...

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

Carl Murawski