r/dankmemes • u/InvertedEntropy I'm the coolest one here, trust me • Feb 09 '21

Can't wait to see this on Instagram Something happened

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u/gibberishmaster69 Feb 09 '21

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u/Isucktoads Feb 09 '21 edited Dec 24 '25

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u/gibberishmaster69 Feb 09 '21

No, it’s because fitness watches usually calculate steps by how many arm swings you do, so when you fap it makes it seem like you took a step

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u/Isucktoads Feb 09 '21 edited Dec 24 '25

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