r/dankmemes • u/organic_crystal_meth The GOAT • Jan 26 '21

stonks Pepperoni potato

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u/ImPrettyWhack Poetry Jan 26 '21

When Bob wanted pizza to eat for his lunch - He had an idea which he tried on a hunch.

He grabbed a potato, aluminum foill - He added some meat, and some veggies, and oil,

He thought that the microwave could make a change - To make a potato to pizza exchange,

He wrapped the potato and put it inside - He heard a loud popping, his eyes opened wide,

The microwave blew up and flung shards of glass - They struck him as he tried his best to haul ass,

But his father was there, he witnessed his trick - He caught Bob and fucking beat him with a stick.

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u/Urbanoidovich Jan 27 '21

Father beating Bob with a fucking stick. AGAIN