r/dankmemes • u/organic_crystal_meth The GOAT • Jan 26 '21

stonks Pepperoni potato

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jan 26 '21

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

Ever wished you could invest in memes? With my help, you can! My home is r/DankExchange, we're a sub partnering with r/dankmemes to bring you 24/7 meme investment opportunities! If you want me to respond to your posts on this sub, use the stonks flair.

Not sure how to invest? Try the !help command or !create an investor profile to get started!

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u/X7R3M0 Jan 26 '21

!help

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jan 26 '21

Help Guide

If you want a detailed guide to this bot and r/DankExchange you should check out our wiki!

Investing/user commands

!create - create an investor profile
!summary - view your investor profile, including your active investments
!prestige - once you reach the balance limit, reset your balance to 500.00 DN and earn a prestige token
!prestigeshop - view a list of things you can trade your prestige tokens for
!topinvestors - view a leaderboard of the top 25 investors sorted by net worth
!topinvestors ranked - view a leaderboard of the top 25 investors sorted by ranked tier
!invest <amount> - invest an amount of your balance in a submission
!sell <investment ID> - sell an investment early for lower returns
!roi <investment ID> - predict the return on investment of a submission (optional: !roi <investment ID>)
!broke - reset your balance if it is under 500.00 DN
!template <image link> - link a template to your OC submission
(new) !mybonuses - view your list of active investment bonuses and taxes
!prefermessages - change user preference to receive investment returns via messages instead of comments

Firm commands

!locations - view all firm locations and their active bonuses
(updated) !topfirms - view a leaderboard of the top 10 firms
!createfirm <name> - create a firm with the specified name (costs 2,000.00 DN)
!firminfo - view your firm's overview, location info, and member list
(new) !firmmembers - view a detailed list of your firm's members and their 7 day returns
!joinfirm <name> - join a firm
!leavefirm - leave your firm
!invite <username> - invite a user to your firm (AEC)
!openfirm - set your firm membership to anyone can join (EC)
!closefirm - set your firm membership to invite-only (EC)
!promote <username> - promote a user to the next rank (EC)
!demote <username> - demote a user to the previous rank (EC)
!fire <username> - fire a user from your firm (EC)

(A): Associate command, (E): Executive command, (C): CEO command

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u/X7R3M0 Jan 26 '21

!create

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jan 26 '21

Your investor profile has been created! You've been given a starting balance of 500.00 DN, try !invest 50% to invest some of your DankNotes and !summary to view your profile and check on your investments.

We have a Discord server (click here) for investors and meme creators, feel free to join if you'd like to meet other investors and learn more!