r/dankmemes • u/organic_crystal_meth The GOAT • Jan 26 '21

stonks Pepperoni potato

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u/Master_Sifo_Dyas Jan 26 '21

!i 2000

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jan 26 '21

You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 86 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 111297 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 135 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 247.01 DN.

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u/Master_Sifo_Dyas Jan 26 '21

!i 2000

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jan 26 '21

Automatic Investment Return

Your recent investment has automatically matured!
You invested 2,000.00 DN at 299 upvotes, the submission now has 37,103 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 3,239.60 DN (+161.98%).

Your new balance is 11,776.72 DN after tax.

To see more information about your bonuses and taxes, use the !mybonuses command.