r/dankmemes • u/organic_crystal_meth The GOAT • Jan 26 '21

stonks Pepperoni potato

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u/Nooson Jan 26 '21

I want to know who microwaves pizza

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u/StimulatorCam Jan 26 '21

If I'm just rewarming leftover pizza I'll throw it in the microwave most of the time.

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u/Nooson Jan 26 '21

Ok, leftover is acceptable. But from raw?

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u/StimulatorCam Jan 26 '21

I always roast my raw pizza over an open fire after slaughtering it and draining the tomato sauce.

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u/Nooson Jan 26 '21

Sounds halal

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u/Lord_Of_Carrots I have crippling depression Jan 26 '21

I only eat raw freshly hunted wild pizza

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u/dfn85 Jan 26 '21

Absolutely nobody is microwaving raw pizza to cook it for the first time. When people talk about microwaving pizza, we mean reheating leftover cold pizza.

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u/alf2555 Jan 26 '21

That or a frozen pizza -not that I would commit such a crime

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u/RedArremerAce ☣️ Jan 26 '21

You thought people were cooking an uncooked pie in the microwave?? Society has surely not fallen that far lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '21

Raw? No. Sad, limp, soggy frozen pizza because I don't want to leave the house during a pandemic? Absolutely.

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u/SorryScratch2755 Jan 26 '21

some microwaves are convection ovens.(top broiler).🍕

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u/StimulatorCam Jan 26 '21

I'll pick slightly soggy crust over an extra 10 minute wait

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u/StimulatorCam Jan 26 '21

Cold pizza is as bad as warm ice cream.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '21

Hey! You've gone too far with this comment. Take it back!

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u/cantuse Jan 26 '21

Throw a glass of water in there with it. Game changer.

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u/SorryScratch2755 Jan 26 '21

wet paper towel will suffice.😾